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...bee cause Rainbow is currently Locked.

..re; goats & such.
...book of choice by the Experts of 911, the Pet Goat.
..but first came these 2nd grade phonics..
With the large BLACK* teacher saying...get ready to read these words the fast way...
Kite....kit....steal.... playing....must...
...the ever compliant $tupified media reported it as..
Kite...HIT...STEEL...PLANE...Must.
* McNote.) ..black referenced not because I'm racist, but because of Blacks law & the End of America.
The REAL .kite..kit..steal...play...is the properly folded $20 bill which shows the $cienter of the project for a New Amerikan Century.

.. standby.

...need more characters...

The dog in my picture..beautiful boy..2years of age.... is very timid (even to me).. he has been barking most of the nights lately..protecting the land etc..this starts usually after eating..Today 4 strangers appeared on the land..i heard them from the house...i saw "quick quick!" (the dog) sunbathing and chewing a stick and didn't bat an eyelid at the possible pillagers...he also barks at me sometimes until he can see me.. very strange dog and i have known a lot of dogs in my life..although he is a good dancer..the dog has talent..

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and put 1/8 cup of pet shampoo in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and sooth him on the way to the bathroom.
3. In 1 smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and put down the lids. You may have to stand on the lids.
4. At this point the cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises. That's just the cat's way of enjoying the process.
5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. Provides a power wash and rinse.
6. Have someone open the front door to your home. Make sure nobody is in the way of the path from the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand well back behind the toilet and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the bathroom and streak right out the front door and dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and cat will be sparkling clean.

...Calico and Maine coon. The family are away, and as they watch Bravo while I'm gone, I keep an eye on their cats while they travel. Lilly is a 20 pound big tough girl---chases beefy GSD Bravo right out of their yard back into ours, during one of his rare (mis)adventures, tail tucked well betwen his legs. But poor Angel. Same age (16) as big sister Lilly. But it looks like cancer has her in it's grips. Down to well under 5 pounds, and all skin and bones. But she waits for me twice daily, and still tries to purr when I pet her. The crab must be gobbling up her food intake, as we give her two pouches of delicious looking Sheba food twice daily, and the weight loss continues. But it's one of her last life joys, and she almost chokes woofing it down. Purring and eating together---not good. People too often get this way in their last days, except appetite is often down. But she still puts up a frightful display (other side of the door glass) if dummy Bravo gets too nosey. Hope all are back from Cape Cod for her last days.

I am up to talk here, a constructive conversation, were we both feel satisfied and wholesome ...!


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Men are like dogs she said. Okay I agree.
Dogs live for the moment.
Thinking for tomorrow is too far away.
They eat when hungry.
Sleep when tired.
Chase females in heat.
Pee and poo when the urge arises.

She added... they chase females when they are not in heat!

Putin wiped his hands after shaking hands with Obama to .
Guessing Harris won't be using her usual way of getting what she wants .