Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Most Liked Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
Sad ?
where the cattle graze and sheep do roam,
There lives an old man that has made it his home
but he goes to his bed at night.....alone.
That's so sad !!!
The Maid from Kilkenny
Out walking one day found a penny
This worked in her favour
Cos one day it saved her
When the toilet door she didn’t need to jemmy
To 'Beard' or not to 'Beard' ?
But when days seem to be so much colder,
A scarf isn’t needed.
‘Cos the beard’s central heated,
Then to face winters fury, makes one bolder.
About this poem:
It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe.The Man In The Moon.
Can he see me I wonder with only one eye ?
I can see him and I’m far below.
Can he you think ? Well I just don’t know.
Does he care, do I care ? Think I’ll just say goodbye.
About this poem:
There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?
The Horse from the Course (challenge)
who ran round amok with great force
He had on his blinders
and rolled on his hinders
Cuz he'd crashed the mini-golf course~
About this poem:
Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem-What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines)
why I wrote it - b/c I like to be silly sometimes(& I've been told I should write a poem, tho I don't agree LOL)
how I was feeling at the time - ambivalent... but brave for Dog(It's a Dog's Life poem)
I want to go out.
Those big brown eyes stared up at me.
As if to say so tenderly.
Don't you know, can't you see?
Oh I wish, I wish you were a tree.
About this poem:
As Velsi is a Lady, this poem? wouldn't really be appropriate, if you follow but it's written with her in mind.A Man from Mars?
I knew it was a ‘saucer’ because the pilot was a funny looking guy.
He had a smile upon his face as he looked when passed me by.
I gave him a wave with both my hands and signalled him to stop.
But he just waved back and winked at me with that one enormous eye.
About this poem:
I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'.Attempts at limericks
Since St Patricks day is alright
It was all going fine
Until the fifth line
A schizophrenic decided to date
But he failed to capture a mate
He said, "I know that its bad,
But I don't feel too sad.
After all, I still have each other."
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)
who thought she had quite the great clue.
She said, "Yes, I'm quite smart"
I got a great head start
Changed my clock yesterday at 2!"
About this poem:
"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is)Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to change the clocks(as opposed to changing them at an "unofficial" hour, such as before going to bed, or after waking up in the morning....)
..(maybe I should've called it "the blonde's totally clueless time idea" lol)
Do You Really Love Me?
When I go to bed being mad that I also ate my bread?
Do You really Love Me when I'm eating pork and just broke my fork?
When my dog is chewing lozenge for I think he is a sausage?
Do You really Love Me when I ate my beans so You do not want be near Me for You know what it really means?
Do You really Love Me?
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