A bachelor hired a new maid,
She ask how much she'd be paid,
He said what she'd earn
She accepted the terms,
But it didn't include getting laid.
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Posted: Apr 2012
About this poem:
brawdy? you bet !
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His girlfriend is so small she's called Banty.
The blouses she wears are so scanty.
I'd venture a guess
What he likes best
Is under her skirt, there's no panties.
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Posted: Apr 2012
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Author: anonymous
There was man named Kent,
Had a tool so long that it bent,
To save himself trouble
He put it in double,
Instead of ---ing
He went !
you fill in the blnks
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Posted: Apr 2012
About this poem:
this limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.
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There was an atheist named Moe,
Who died as a result of a blow,
When laid to rest
He couldn't be blessed,
He was dressed up with no place to go.
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Posted: May 2012
About this poem:
just doodling again with words
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There once was a senator named Ron Paul
He said we had to do something about the law
The taxes were too high, they should go away
The poor and the old should pay their own way
Instead the rich fat cats made a hellova haul
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Posted: May 2012
About this poem:
Gearing up for the election. The Federal Reserve is set up to make as many nations in debt as possible, and they have been working on the United States since 1913, when they and the income tax were made into law. So it will not matter if we vote for Mitt or Barack, since they are both shills for these rich fat cat bankers.
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A woman was visiting France,
She attended a comedy by chance.
She laughed 'til she cried
And she almost died
When she found out she'd wet her pants.
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Posted: May 2012
About this poem:
someone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said
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A dirty old man from Tibet
tried to catch a young girl on the Net
But the cute little tease
was in fact the police
In his cell he regrets that they met
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Posted: Aug 2012
About this poem:
This is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men.
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Author: Unknown
I walked to the throne and said "Hi, King!"
But he turned out to be a viking.
He spoke not, instead
He chopped off my head,
As it fell didn't I just say "Striking!"
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Posted: Aug 2012
About this poem:
Short and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish.
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A pilot who was from Berlin
with his glider went into a spin
he recovered from that
as he was a bit fat
when you spin it's not good to be thin
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Posted: Sep 2012
About this poem:
OK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy...
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There is a guy named Fred,
He offered a girl his bed.
'twas quite a surprise
When he saw with his eyes,
The girl was a man instead.
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Posted: Oct 2012
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