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Just you
but the rain beating
on my window
When I've only got a
spot of coffee left
When it's damp and
cold inside and I
lite the last log
on the fire place
When there is just a
thick blanket covering
us from a cold and dreary
world
Your warm body snuggled to
mine will do
A candle, a sip, and you
Just you..will do~
an ode to alison
i feel an uncontrollable itch,
catching my eye
is the unused condom...
i knew she looked infectious.
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sorry c bear
A look at life..
We strive and fail a life so blue, ..is this to make us tougher,
'bad parenting' I hear you cry, 'a God who knows not love,'
No management from way up high, ..no need to look above.
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As life is what we see and do, at times..you must regret,
Mistakes are here for me and you, ..advice you cannot get,
So look inside your heart to see, what you're to do is right,
If not in life you are not free, ..except in bed at night.
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At night you see...when you're inside, your lover..in and out,
and in and out and feel such pride, ..you'll see her scream and shout..,
She wriggles up and slams in strong, you pant and want it stronger,
And dream of what is very wrong, ..like her..you'd want it longer...
LIMERICK sort-of
Could have any woman of the crowd.
Some women had waited in line
They knew he'd give them a good time.
'twas evident the way they moaned outloud.
Alas, Elmo got a disease you can't hide.
It was fatal - there were no more free rides.
The mortitian removed that thing by a knife,
Took it home to be viewed by his wife -and
She screamed,"Oh My God,Elmo has died".
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still doodling with words.
limerick is it?
women have blinders on their eyes.
They just do not seem to see
what is right in front of thee.
Women they need to really look
maybe open up that black book.
They need to see what took
time to get that man on the hook.
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This is my try not sureLimerick - Gertrude
She's the world's most closeted prude
I wouldn't be surprised
That she closes her eyes
When bathing she wont see herself nude.
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I probably have known her !Limerick (you see it coming)Secret Service
They must be a credit to the institute.
It seems such a shame
To take away their game,
They can no longer hire prostitutes.
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it's in the news !Limerick soap
Evidently she's alergic to soap,
If she does bathe
It wouldn't be for days
And the other workers can't cope.
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Do you know her?Limerick fighter
As a fighter was rated the best,
He'd fight at a whim
And he always did win,
Until they laid him to rest.
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is that called shadow boxing?Limerick- old man, two parts
Would go for a walk and a view.
Saw a crying young lad
Which made him feel bad
"What can I do,sonny,for you"?
I'm crying 'cause I can't do
The things that the big boys do.
The old man sat down,
First was a frown,
Then he started crying too.
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