Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Most Liked Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
WHO DARES WIN?!!!!
LIMERICK PRIZE (1)
There was a cute girl named LadyBee
She dares you write “Limerick”, everybody!^_*
Whose Limericks the funniest!
Whose Limericks the coolest!
She gonna give a-100-kiss FOR FREE!!!
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LIMERICK PRIZE (2)
I am now waiting patiently
Sitting right here near the girl LadyBee ^_~
Here’s Limerick prize list....
The 1st is LadyBee’s KISS! ^0^
The 2nd iSss.s..my pic!->“NAKED”->(YES for free!)
LOL
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P.S.
I guess, no one wants to write 'Limerick' now....
('cus scare to get the prizes!) LOL >_</
About this poem:
additional info:When male winner get kiss and picture
Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!...
mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok..
Something gotta be rock!
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How 'bout "Fellsman's pic in a short-boxer???
Limerick Weekend #1
Who's lips were sweeter than wine.
I invited her here.
Now I call her my dear.
And I must say that life is divine!
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True story!Limerick Weekend #2
My money with tales of sorrrow.
And so he did say
I need it yesterday!
"No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".
Limerick Weekend #3
Was transfixed by a comely young maid.
She waltzed over to him
And she said with a grin.
You're just too hard at work I'm afraid.
There once
Who’s admirers on line were many
She mailed and she posted
Her bits, they got roasted
And so she decided to
Write poetry ...
Let's fix things!
to share some cookies by the batch
social problems can be solved
by united efforts of resolve
to fix by our 'action' not verbal patch.
About this poem:
"KLATSCH" - A casual gathering for the purpose of refreshments and conversation. I Just learned this term today and thought to incorporate it into a weekend limerick. Please pass the cookies! :-)
CS Limerick
Who came to CS for a mate
Poet’s Corner she found that day
and here she decided to stay
Now, with poems she goes on a date
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Can't wait to catch up on reading all of the limerick posts!Limerick-a-Palozza
To belong to was considered quite the honor
Then across the pond came a duck
And in limericks we got stuck
Now, before my friend joins, should I warn her?
About this poem:
Am lovin' it!
~Bare in Belize~ Limerick
his dog had a case of the fleas
every itch he would scratch
losing hair in each patch
now they both save on haircutting fees~
Grandad ahhhh.
who lived not that far from Killarney.
Some thought he was sad
and a little bit mad
but he's English so I think he's just barmy.
Boom boom !!
About this poem:
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