Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Most Liked Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
Limerick Frugal
Lives on Broadway on a high hill,
Whenever it rains
He floats down to Main,
Thus he saves on his gasoline bill.
About this poem:
A wise man, maybe he lives in Californialimerick 'ODETTE'
Formally, we've never met,but
She sends me notes
About poems I wrote
I appreciate all the comments I get.
Limerick - Oldtimer's Disease
She can't even remember her age,
But she knows she had fun
When she was young,
And she remembers how many she's laid.
Limerick Romeo
He should have given it up long ago,
He has a stiff neck
And that's what he gets,
When he swallowws his Viagra too slow.
limerick challenge
Who said "I'll disgracefully grow older instead"
Of joining some Club
Where the members all blub
About having to gargle with Rinstead.
About this poem:
Dunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils.These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.
There once was .....
Who thought that she might in the nexus
Meet the love of her life,
be his trouble and strife,
and all of her MUSCLES, she'd flexes!!
Limerick A Woman From Texas
She already has five eX.s
They could not perform
What she considered norm
She's using a vib for her erectus
Limerick Jack Spratt
His wife was more obese than that,
They had a fight
Most every night
As to who got the food for the cat.
LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILURE
HE TINKERS WITH A HAMMER AND SAW,
HE NEVER MEASURES TWICE,
AGAINST CARPENTERS' ADVICE,
HE HAS A SCRAP PILE TEN FEET TALL.
About this poem:
There are those amoung us !Whose Party ?
He was considered a conservative trouper,
"til he voted YEA
When the party said NAY
Now - he's a party pooper.
About this poem:
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