Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?

Yea...me too, but with these extra buttons they've added, I walking lightly till I get the feel of this new layout.

And he would be welcome, as long as he plays nice. rolling on the floor laughing

Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?

Hey, Conrad...I'm not going to point any fingers! rolling on the floor laughing

-John-cheers

Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?

QUESTION: Why does a Democrat wear red suspenders?

ANSWER: To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture.

rolling on the floor laughing

-John-cheers

Not for the squeamish, or weak!!!

Thanks...he is my best friend...he keeps me entertained....applause

Have a great day, TGIF....bouquet

-John-cheers

Not for the squeamish, or weak!!!

Hey Conrad (morning),
Water? Does kind of look like he is swimming...., maybe it's a "dry run" rolling on the floor laughing

Or would you say.....dry stroking...? laugh

Anyway...thanks for the comment, and have a great day where your at Conrad. handshake

-John- cheers

Not for the squeamish, or weak!!!

Thanks, I thought so too...


-John-cheers

Not for the squeamish, or weak!!!

LADIES & GENTLEMEN, LET ME HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!

The new squeal to the original "Dudes Crawl", has just arrived for your entertainment!

Presenting "The Dude Crawl II, Push-Ups Made Easy" !

Watch out Rambo, and Chuck Norris...the Dude has arrived!

WARNING: Not for the squeamish, or weak!!!

Star of the show is played by, himself, and the cameraman, narrator, agent, gofer, script, errand-boy, all played by me, JOHN rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Barak Obama is a

Hey there Ali....wave

Hope your day is going great for you and yours. conversing

You have a good one also...

-John-cheers

RE: would you date someone much older than you?

Well, at my age now (62)...to find a lady that was 10 years older than myself.... (that would make her 72), and that puts the pickings slim and far apart.

But your 2nd question...yes...I would go 10 years younger than myself. As a matter of fact, my last wife was 20 yrs younger.

But actually, age is not that much of a factor for me anyway. Real Love knows no age limits.

JMO

-John- cheers

Multitasking Abilities Gone?

Thank you Snuggs, good to see ya.
Would you happen to have the number for the rotor-rooter person?

Just kidding...you have a great night.

-John- hug

Multitasking Abilities Gone?

Tried using the GPS on my phone, to post that I was at Food-World, w/buggy, billfold, & loose shoes...with no idea what I was there for! dunno

So, returned buggy, checked billfold...and tightened my loose shoes...all OK, I'm back home & fine now! thumbs up

Is that a sign, of my multitasking capabilities gone? rolling on the floor laughing


-John-cheers

RE: Is feeding a black lab beans a good idea

Be-aware of the farts with an Spanish accent! Just saying!

Know by thy smell, not thy noise.....rolling on the floor laughing

-John-cheers

RE: Is feeding a black lab beans a good idea


I would say, feed the beans, take notes and report back in a few days...and we'll call it "SCIENTIFIC LAB RESULTS"! laugh


-JOHN- cheers

RE: How much have u spent today?


Fuel here is from $3.31 to $3.38 per gallon...today's report!

-John-cheers

RE: How much have u spent today?

Damn Ooby, that is some awesome trading! Way to go!

Milk here is $3.59 gal, and you can find doz jumbo eggs is $.99!
conversing

-John- Have a Happy/Safe 4th cheers

RE: My little tribute to Obama

Also, as every one before him...
Only difference is HE don't know when to stop spending MY money!

-John-doh

RE: Is Obama a good president in USA?

LIES, LIES, LIES........

RE: Spanish Music

I was just going to say the same thing. I went there, typed in "Spanish music", and had bunches of selection. Not so hard...dunno

-JOHN-

RE: i quit smoking last monday


I have been quit for over 17 years, and just remember what I say.

It's an everyday struggle, and success will come from your conviction! Stay convicted, and you will succeed!

-John-cheers

32 Funny Videos....

I know, surely, there has to be at least one that will make you laugh. Enjoy!



-JOHN-rolling on the floor laughing

RE: sad

Just remember...It ain't the end of the world...it keeps turning, and you got to ride it for all you can for you, not someone else. I got faith in ya....just hold on !

-John-cheers

RE: Hi Everyone!!!!


SNIFF, SNIFF! MMMMM Do I smell a ROSE GARDEN? laugh

Anyway...welcome back, good to see ya! bouquet

Have a great day...banana

-John-cheers

RE: Has America's current leaders forgotten the basics for which it was founded?

I'm not sure if I would have given him that much credit...kind of stretching it a bit. Lets think of something dumber than that!

Obama & Biden = Dumb & Dumber rolling on the floor laughing

-JOHN-cheers

RE: Do you hold a grudge

"It doesn't pay to hold a grudge.
While you are busy holding your grudge the other guy's out dancing."
-Buddy Hacket

RE: How do you persue Love ?

I call ahead, and make reservation. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Ai no speaking Ing-lish

When they are a thousand years younger than I am, and their age limit they are looking for is way below my age, and they only want to communicate through a "Yahoo mail account" to swap pictures, and get to know me better....and the message they send looks like a copy of so many others that I've seen...I pretty well, assume it is a good candidate for a "form letter".grin

-John-wave

RE: Ai no speaking Ing-lish


I have a "form letter" I send, just copy and paste...there, another one (scammer) taken care of...and no ones feelings are hurt. grin

-JOHN-cheers

RE: Ringtone

I listened to the Music Box ver, and it is really soothing!

Makes me want to find the long version of it.

OK...later....bouquet

RE: Ringtone

Just holler if I can be of any further assistance for you.


-John-cheers

RE: Ringtone

OK...here is the link to 7 possibilities, after listening to them...I think the 6th one may be the one your looking for. Good luck, and let me know if it helped you.




-JOHN-cheers

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