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widest age difference

I still believe I can surpass the current one

widest age difference

many say age is not a factor...

What is the widest age difference
that you and another have shared.... physical intimacy?

RE: if you could spend the night with someone who would it be

I can think of a few ...ok more than that

RE: Does anyone here "play" Second Life?

My OS is too"jurassic" for such a place.

RE: ~~~~ Dating site, Right? ~~~~~~

Such an euphoric sensation... it can become quite an addictive sensation too

But what of the moment and after it is realized it is the "REAL thing".

This post of yours has brought a sobering question to mind.. I am seeking the sensation of "falling in love" or the sometimes aftereffect "being in love"

Ahh the thrill of it all the rush of attaining, the joy of willful submission...

A sincere Thank You for the morning Deep thought.


I'll contemplate the thought you have brought to light..

Am I an emotional thrill seeker who seeks the delicious fear of the unknown matters of the heart.

To only leave once that question is adequately answered...
"Is it about the thrill of falling in love, or
about it being real that I genuinely seek?

Paradoxical Proverbs

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
But... Out of sight, out of mind.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
But... Don't cross the bridge until you come to it.

Don't judge a book by its cover.
But... Clothes make the man

You're never too old to learn.
But... You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A word to the wise is sufficient.
But... Talk is cheap.

Look before you leap.
But... He who hesitates is lost.

It's better to be safe than sorry.
But... Nothing ventured, nothing gained

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
But... Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
But... Silence is golden.

Birds of a feather flock together.
But... Opposites attract.

The pen is mightier than the sword.
But... Actions speak louder than words.


I used to think I was poor.

Then they told me
I wasn't poor, I was needy.

Then they told me
it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy, I was deprived.

Then they told me
deprived was a bad image, I was underprivileged.

Then they told me
underprivileged was overused, I was disadvantaged.

I still don't have a dime. But I sure have a great vocabulary.

what one learns from having boys

damn that sounds cool

what one learns from having boys

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house, 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all Four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh" it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCRs do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

25. Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

RE: How can you tell

Never allowed that thought to be taken seriously.

RE: Do you ever.. ?

since returning to my home state of my adolescent years I have numerously been reminded of the wide path I cut when i was younger. What is somewhat amazing to me, those who acknowledged me because of it, have been either condemning/accusatory or with recognition/praise in nature.

RE: Lost souls

you offer up many questions that plague us all your words of lament have indeed reached me.

" Finally you understand that things have changed, your positions are innverted. You are totally fond of a beautiful mirage created by your own consciousness- an ideal illusion absolutely pure and innocent but unreal… what a terrible dreamer you are, or a simple fool lost his mind in his own insane imagination!"

It is by choice I cherish this image created by my consciousness, as I have many years belonged to the Collective consciousness of the world... I guard it vehemently against those who woold choose to disparage my ideal illusion. I too say this, if tenderness, caress, natural feelings or initial love where in abundance would it be as knowingly acknowledge as a most precious gift to be held more dearly then life itself?

I pose this to you this journey ,this seeking each other blindly.... all the senses we have, it is the Collective Consciousness that has with deliberate intent bombarded each as individual singular entities of our soul from the scents of perfumes and soaps to the visuals enticements of fabric style and adornments that are worn, even our sense of touch is foiled by the lotions and skin products. So yes, Blindly without senses our heart seeks out another.
Even our intellect is under attack by the Collective consciousness.


I respond to this with respect and sincerity, I agree with all you say.

Call me a terrible dreamer , or a simple fool lost his mind in his own insane imagination!

I will answer you loudly and proudly. it is this ardous journey knowingly I take, seeking out my beautiful mirage,my ideal illusion for it is my own consciousness es creation. Not one that the collective consciousness of society has so deviously endured to implant.

blindly you say..unobstructed say I....by the noise and billboards of the collective consciousnesses idea of what is right for me.


beautful written pearl I hope i did not mis understand your intentions or implications of your words.

RE: The 20th century is the wrong time to live?!?!!

below is just a few lyrics of long ago that still speak volumes even in of the worlds current state. it was true then and its true now


Children of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing peace in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of atomic fear?
Can they win the fight for peace or will they disappear?

So you children of the world,
Listen to what i say
If you want a better place to live in
Spread the words today
Show the world that love is still alive
You must be brave
Or you children of today are
Children of the grave,

or this

Rocket engines burning fuel so fast
Up into the night sky they blast
Through the universe the engines whine
Could it be the end of man and time
Back on earth the flame of life burns low
Everywhere is misery and woe
Pollution kills the air, the land and sea
Man prepares to meet his destiny

lyrics from "Master of Reality" by Black Sabbath

RE: Do you believe in Star signs?

I think its way more complex than that.

much in the way of your mailing address (old fashion mail) just having the day you where born is equivalent to only knowing what country you reside in.

RE: what was your very first job?

at 13 I was working at a gasoline service station and delivering the daily morning paper.

RE: If you wrote a book about your life

it would be all that but only, located in the "adult" section.... and the public library would not have it out on the shelf... you'd have to ask the librarian to go fetch it for you

RE: Should

I hope the profits do not drop off and sites like these start allowing them in for a nominal fee.

RE: Share please

have three freinds that completely agree with this...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.
if majority vote says anything ......its me

RE: an old question

chicken and an egg meet.

they hit it off and then go to a motel room

egg gets on top of the chicken....

minute later the egg rolls off and lights a cigarette....

chicken sarcastically responds....

"Well, I guess that settles that!"


have a great weekend

RE: No I'm not Crazy

Web cams are the only way
I'll even attempt an online "relationship."

RE: Space between us

rather wait till the 'falling" part is over
and I'm knee deep stuck in "love"... only then
am I open for all the possibilities

RE: Black and white

Red Skelton Show

Rawhide

Have gun will travel

Car 54 Where are you

and Gomer Pyle

RE: My heart still breaks

Please do not misunderstand ..but I myself would be mighty skeptical of someone who claims that type of afection for me and does not have my number memorized, An e-mail I"m sorry but with the different avenues of communication available she has a right to place you in that catagory you hate.

hours and hours on the phone and you still could not convince her your reason was geniune? "OH your phone number and e-mail addy was unavailable to me"...
Yeah sorry guy, you and her m

I will not lower myself to that level where i apologize for hours and hours and hours then get hung up on

but consider this if she is this stubborn and unresponsive to your pleas of innocence what will occur next time you ruffle her feathers....

What is it then... Why do you think...

without a pity party developing...

why is it YOU think you are still without a partner /mate /better half?

I'll go first its notr a primary goal, I am"multi-tasking" to such an extent only one htat does the same can understand----then its a case she does not have time for me... paradox. but the "What If's" are so visual I cannot put the dream to rest.

RE: The bottom of the barrel

just in closing ... working 10 then 6 or eight tomorrow .so I gotta ask..
"adds "if so, where and Why" i my speakers on own .. so I sure hope you respond before 10 o'clock... you my wake up call


thanks for the verbal wake -up just in case you did not read it right...


"if so, where and Why"

RE: The bottom of the barrel

MUch requires #fingers to type as many requires to 4 so since the neighborhood chin=ckens arew th only iones jealous of my typing prowess...


"Many "Chickens are "much" aggravated at my prowess of typing....


as for the humans... they find humor or boredom waiting on my type response.

kissing someone

makin note //if ever in Barbados....

RE: The bottom of the barrel

my apologizes By the title I thought by the title you was looking for, accomendations ...in which case i was gonna say

"Sorry ,we booked solid for "bottom of the barrel until spring..at least.

however 2009 still has openings if you would like to consider

kissing someone

so mush is said about the technique of a kiss so I thought...

Hey! are you an initial giver or receiver?

RE: what kind of kisser are you then.

I believe Kevin Costener and his movie "Bull Durham" stole my most heard response.." Oh My!"

yeah I can't prove it ... but if I was the kiss and tell and type

RE: Shopping for a husband!

As per usual being in charge of sales

What Minimoo failed to mention was...

In the lower level (basement/closeout section) there exist a wide variety of slightly used (without warranty) items that most intelligent and wise shoppers would be most advised to.... at least take a look at.

As she so specifically posted you cannot view what is in the floors below what you have chosen initially.

As most informed ladies are aware many times slightly used/ or defective items when known aforehand are much more reliable then those that are untested or un-tried.

much in the way of the land of unwanted toysa santa /christmas season fable.. in the basement of this storethat Minimoo speaks of there is an abundance of quality an worthy product.


both male and female, the selection is too wide to itemize.


Sorry Minimoo, I'm just a working class type looking out for those live a similar life.


just for the recoed ..I'm not defective, just slightly used