FOOD FOR THOUGHT....TRUE STORY

Within a week's time...

I heard a married woman say, "no he didn't say that, I never gave him permission to speak." (In reference to her husband...as the other married woman she is speaking to is laughing her a** off).


Last night a single man says, "I never realized what I was missing in life." (In reference to his enjoying his single life vs. under the control of the ex-wife who all she wanted to do was sit on the couch and watch tv.)




dunno


both....true stories
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...to add to the story Robert about the man who told me he didn't know how much in life he was missing...

It started out while we were sitting at the pocker table and he was talking about his wife and how nobody at this table knew her. I barely knew the guy telling the story, but his nickname was Buckwheat...not too many people around here with that name.

So, I am like...I think I may have. Does she where glasses? He (Buckwheat) says yes.

I knew it was his wife because she mentioned to me in the bar that her "ex-husband's" nickname was Buckwheat and he like to gamble. So, I put two and two together. His "ex-wife" was out with another man that night at the bar.

As I was talking to Buckwheat, he told me that he was still married back when I met his wife.

So.....


dunno
John

Where do you meet these women?...lol...right out of a western song...laugh

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So........can it be said....

just speculation here....


You do what she says, when she says to do it....and if you are lucky you might get some action...when she is in the mood for it.

or....

You don't do what she says...and she is going to look for action for sure elsewhere for some revenge.


dunno
In both cases, you lose your man-card with her. hmmm
hmmm L.L.


I am not sure. Honestly, I have given that some thought too.

I just had a married woman this past Thursday night come up to me...I just learned her name that night, and she says I want to be close to you...and gave me like 3 hugs. laugh

It was nice and all...

But...confused laugh

We live in a small world around here...so, maybe most people are just friendly and chatty and such...laugh
Wine...women and song...wine

Friendly places they are...laugh
laugh L.L.
The good ole days of Dionysus. party
I love food
"Johnny darling, now sit down and listen to me.

You don't have to blog about everything I tell you to do.

Now do you understand me clearly? "

Say " yes usha, crystal clear " and shut up.

See how easy is life. You don't have to think about anything. Just do what you are told. Yet you complain.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

But on a serious note, I am beginning to worry about where you live. Is it on earth? tongue
Me too Merc...I just got done eating. grin burger



Yes. Ms. God Usha....yes. bowing You forgot to mention you need to be bowed to too. rolling on the floor laughing tongue




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and for funzies....and eating this too Merc. cats meow rolling on the floor laughing
Robert always takes his stories down. moping barf
Hey Johnny, I am going to behave for 40 days.

Waiting to catch the 12 noon mass having missed the 7 a.m one. I just like that ash cross on my forehead.

Hope everything is going well.

Stay away from all those Eves in your neighbourhood.

Take care.!hug teddybear lips

Missed seeing you here. bouquet
Wonderful Ms. Usha....be good. :)


Yes. It has been a bit since I been around. I am getting to the end of my work. There are still a couple more days left, but I can afford to slow down a bit now.

Enjoy church.

hug
Johnny,

Yeah, what's up with that guy? That Rob always deletes his blogs too quickly. Sheesh! Maybe the guy needs a beer, a massage lady to give him a happy ending or some darn thing! frustrated

cheers
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