FOOD FOR THOUGHT....TRUE STORY
Within a week's time...I heard a married woman say, "no he didn't say that, I never gave him permission to speak." (In reference to her husband...as the other married woman she is speaking to is laughing her a** off).
Last night a single man says, "I never realized what I was missing in life." (In reference to his enjoying his single life vs. under the control of the ex-wife who all she wanted to do was sit on the couch and watch tv.)
both....true stories
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It started out while we were sitting at the pocker table and he was talking about his wife and how nobody at this table knew her. I barely knew the guy telling the story, but his nickname was Buckwheat...not too many people around here with that name.
So, I am like...I think I may have. Does she where glasses? He (Buckwheat) says yes.
I knew it was his wife because she mentioned to me in the bar that her "ex-husband's" nickname was Buckwheat and he like to gamble. So, I put two and two together. His "ex-wife" was out with another man that night at the bar.
As I was talking to Buckwheat, he told me that he was still married back when I met his wife.
So.....
Where do you meet these women?...lol...right out of a western song...
just speculation here....
You do what she says, when she says to do it....and if you are lucky you might get some action...when she is in the mood for it.
or....
You don't do what she says...and she is going to look for action for sure elsewhere for some revenge.
I am not sure. Honestly, I have given that some thought too.
I just had a married woman this past Thursday night come up to me...I just learned her name that night, and she says I want to be close to you...and gave me like 3 hugs.
It was nice and all...
But...
We live in a small world around here...so, maybe most people are just friendly and chatty and such...
Friendly places they are...
You don't have to blog about everything I tell you to do.
Now do you understand me clearly? "
Say " yes usha, crystal clear " and shut up.
See how easy is life. You don't have to think about anything. Just do what you are told. Yet you complain.
But on a serious note, I am beginning to worry about where you live. Is it on earth?
Yes. Ms. God Usha....yes. You forgot to mention you need to be bowed to too.
Waiting to catch the 12 noon mass having missed the 7 a.m one. I just like that ash cross on my forehead.
Hope everything is going well.
Stay away from all those Eves in your neighbourhood.
Take care.!
Missed seeing you here.
Yes. It has been a bit since I been around. I am getting to the end of my work. There are still a couple more days left, but I can afford to slow down a bit now.
Enjoy church.
Yeah, what's up with that guy? That Rob always deletes his blogs too quickly. Sheesh! Maybe the guy needs a beer, a massage lady to give him a happy ending or some darn thing!