Things To Do In 2014
On Monday I will return to work after being on extended sick leave for more than two years; only to work for two months before taking a retirement package.
When a man sits at home for so long you get plenty of time to think of how to spend the rest of your new life and now is the time to get it on paper.In this year coming I will strife to:
• Consume more alcohol than before.
• Start smoking yet again.
• Stop flirting with the ladies.
• Retain my ‘happily divorced’ status.
• Follow my doctor’s advice to the letter.
• Make no sarcastic comments.
• Learn to respect attorneys and bankers.
• Scam a few ladies on CS.
• Maintain a few secret profiles in case I get banned.
Well, this should keep me busy for a while!
Anyway, what the hell does it matter? I have never kept any of my new year’s resolutions, but I seriously resolve to keep them this coming year.
A very prosperous new year to you all.
Comments (77)
I'm quite happy to declare that I will not endeavor to keep any of those resolutions. I never keep them.
Have a great 2014.
It will be better to wish I fail to keep every item on the list.
You should. It is fun breaking promises to yourself. Nobody else to disappoint.
And following my doctor's advice is bottom of the list. He just wants to prevent me from having fun.
No one prevents me from having fun - other than myself
So why would I listen to a fossil of a quack telling me to give up what he can no longer enjoy!
You know yourself what works for you and what not Cat.
Meet me under the mistletoe. Too lave for Xmas but New year's eve will have to do. I will not be wearing that silly red tunic with the pillow to fake a stomach.
That is my problem with these resolutions. They all expect you to give something up.
Hmm, I get the point but what is the point of living longer if you are not going to enjoy it.
Hmm. and I bet your weight is one of them.
@ Z:
Just as well I had no money on that wager.
Ding-a-ling-a-ling
It is tea time!
Thanks for contributing to my English vocabulary. I had to Google it and was not what I had imagined at all.
I suppose that will work better than reverse gear. For some car sheds are known the follow when reversing the car.
They are joined by the hips.
Would that be till death do us part?
A married friend of mine mentioned she wants to buy one, I suspect they'll be a fairly save contraceptive.
That dolly really turns me on with her outfit. The beautiful part about is I don't need to look at her face. Any lassie in there will do. Where can I order a few of those jumpsuits? Preferably something that covers the entire face.
think about all the indignity I will spare our country's flag. To date I have been spreading to flag over her head if she was not very good looking. This opens up new horizons.
you seem to be honest to the point of cruelty.