Catfoot

Around here, Western Cape, South Africa

Dec 2013

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Things To Do In 2014

On Monday I will return to work after being on extended sick leave for more than two years; only to work for two months before taking a retirement package.

When a man sits at home for so long you get plenty of time to think of how to spend the rest of your new life and now is the time to get it on paper.

In this year coming I will strife to:
• Consume more alcohol than before.
• Start smoking yet again.
• Stop flirting with the ladies.
• Retain my ‘happily divorced’ status.
• Follow my doctor’s advice to the letter.
• Make no sarcastic comments.
• Learn to respect attorneys and bankers.
• Scam a few ladies on CS.
• Maintain a few secret profiles in case I get banned.

Well, this should keep me busy for a while!

Anyway, what the hell does it matter? I have never kept any of my new year’s resolutions, but I seriously resolve to keep them this coming year.

A very prosperous new year to you all.

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Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA

Dec 30, 2013●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments

Cfoot: Happier Newer Year, to you too! And may you bath/shower, that old year off your body, right before 2014. . . .

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Eish Angel
I bath only once in summer and not as often in winter. And I already had my summer bath last month.

enigma2●Melbourne, Victoria Australia

Dec 30, 2013●448 Comments

You need to look after your health so keep up with your sarcastic comments -I love them

Happy New Year

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Dec 30, 2013●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

That's going to seriously interfere with your fishing

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Hi Enigma
Thank you.
Oh dear me. I have such a foul record in keeping resolutions and I made it real touch this year.

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Hi Z
yes, I will also resolve to go fishing much less this year.

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Dec 30, 2013●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

note to self, move Luke & Cat higher up the list of suspects in the case of the missing blogs

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Lukie
My (.)(.) said if I start smoking again she will drop me right there. So that may help to preserve my current status.

To stop smoking again is both cheaper and easier than a divorce.

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Angel
give me a hug so you can smell like a man.

Lukeon●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments

Smokin is a killer, no questions...

All other vices are Pope approved

j/k

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Dec 30, 2013●5,763 Comments

secret profiles

I must go a hunting

Hope your xmas went good cat

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Z
I found one on the floor under your desk. And there are a few more there. I would appear to be more than just a common thief at work. It looks like the work of a smooth international embezzler.

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Hi Red
Welcome back after a short absence. Good to see you around again.

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Dec 30, 2013●5,763 Comments

sorry have them loaded in my lorry on my way back to you don't know how long it will take I am slow driver

Lukeon●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments

Now Thats why I've always had such great respect for your blogs, I mean they are ever more true than the scriptures...

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Dec 30, 2013●5,763 Comments

thankyou kind sir this lorry is a big one hope I can drive it out the garage doors. All missing blogs inside mmmmm will it get through customs okay

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Dec 30, 2013●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Luke that leaves a fair bit of leeway then

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Dec 30, 2013●5,763 Comments

R SO you guys want a punishment

mmmmm now what can I give you

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Red;
What more punishment do you want do dish up?
Is your presence not enough!

Welela●Secret City, Buskerud Norway

Dec 30, 2013●2,822 Comments

I'm sorry, but it is rude to laugh of a mans resolutions... but could not help myself here. I'm sorry, but again

Wish you a Happy New year, pal!

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Dec 30, 2013●5,763 Comments

Weeeeelllll I did give you a rest for a bit now I am back with vengeance

I have a lorry load of punishments

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Dec 30, 2013●5,763 Comments

Welela

hope your xmas went great

All these guys are crazy

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Dec 30, 2013●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Welela●Secret City, Buskerud Norway

Dec 30, 2013●2,822 Comments

Redex, these guys are wonderful and so full of

I can not stop admire them. My Christmas went great, yours too I hope?

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Hi Wel
Dont worry
I never keep them.

Welela●Secret City, Buskerud Norway

Dec 30, 2013●2,822 Comments

Kattefot, that sounds good and fear to me...

Welela●Secret City, Buskerud Norway

Dec 30, 2013●2,822 Comments

Redex, good to hear, but not for the snow coming, we will get milder weather and rain from tomorrow evening... Sorry Kattefot for the treaf hijack... will stop now! Thank you.

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Red
I hope you have some leathers, ropes and blindfolds on that load of punishments.

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Dec 30, 2013●5,763 Comments

cat

how DID you know

r u mind reader I have tickling sticks too AND black stockings

for youhoo

Welela●Secret City, Buskerud Norway

Dec 30, 2013●2,822 Comments

Kattefot, what does treaf mean you think? I surly don't know because I wrote tread... I swear!

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

No worries Wel
I will hijack yours next. to get my blogspace back,

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Wel as red said; I can read you mind and know what you meant to say.

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Dec 30, 2013●5,763 Comments

mmmmmm cat mind reader WHAT AM I THINKING NOW

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Ok Danny
We can team up until just before the money arrives.

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Red
You think I'm a fake.

And you're right.

GoDaniel●Leominster, Massachusetts USA

Dec 30, 2013●71 Blogs●2,433 Comments

@Cat..... Sounds good to me!!

Redex●Northumberland, England UK

Dec 30, 2013●5,763 Comments

I just knew it all along my water told me soo

got to go now

if you hear a lorry behind you DUCK

and run

CatfootOP●Around here, Western Cape South Africa

Dec 30, 2013●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments

Sorry Red
There is no duck in the road behind me. Donald has gone visiting minny mouse while mickey and daffy is in bollywood.

KNenagh●Aachen, Kilkenny Ireland

Dec 30, 2013●3 Blogs●3,678 Comments

The "more alcohol" and "start smoking" might interfere with "follow my doctor's advice".

Keep enjoying your "happily divorced status" Catfoot.

francie2013●Tangerang, Banten Indonesia

Dec 30, 2013●217 Comments

Hi Dad Cat

Good luck for all the list, cayooooo

Have a prosperous New Year to you as well

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