Five Steps To Heaven.
Fish also go to heaven. It is just a more complicated process but they do eventually end up there.
I am happy to declare that I have been instrumental in converting 4 sinful fish last night.
1. Damnation
2. Purification
3. Sanctification
4. Glorification
5. Salvation
This four lucky fish are now at the happy feeding grounds where sharks have no teeth and fishhooks are made of rubber.
PS
This is what happens to fish that go swimming on a Sunday.
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I would go back to the place you've catch them today, all from their family will come to a memorial service, so you can catch more!!!
Yes fortunately.
Remember, even sardines are fish. If you eat enough of them they also fill your tummy.
It is a bank fish and takes almost any bait. After snoek (baracouta) it is probably the most popular fish here in Cape Town.
I think a memorial service is called for. I will petition government to declare it a public holiday so all can attend.
So just watch what you eat as you may end up to big to get through the pearly gates
I think a 21 gun salute will be more appropriate.
Central government has agreed to fly all flags on government building at half mast.
Btw. these fish were not so poor at all. They were rolling in the butter!
Noted. So they will take me to heaven with them?
Surely hope so. Peter has a way to reject anybody fishy.
Their names are being withheld until their next of kin are informed.
anyway you would take them not them you SO where you go they go
They would have to take me there. Just to keep me out of trouble. I will be in hell for three day and the devil will expel me for seducing his wife.
I had that watermelon in my fridge since before Christmas. Had to cut it. Will be eating watermelon for the next two days.
Salt pillars was the Lot of his wive.
If I am in no man's land ALL the ladies will be mine.
When my niece got engaged to this chappie with the big hands and feet my sister sad: Eishhh, my poor child.
Be back in about 20 minutes if i'm not caught in a speed trap.
Three of the fish had been identified as Tom, Díck and Harry. The other two were females who refused to swim in schools and thus never learned to write. They died nameless. A government spokesman denied any motion to name them posthumously.
When I last heard it was thumbs up but it may well be bottoms up by now.
Thanks for these pictures, now I am hungry.
A postmortem examination revealed that all the fish died due to a lack of oxygen. The police suspect an oxygen thief at work. Inspector MacPhefferson will investigate.
Hmm
I left a bit late today. Will have to go in a bit later tomorrow to make up for it. Before the people think I'm crawling for promotion.
Hell is not what it used to be. Since in partnership with Microsoft there are so many Windows it is actually quite drafty. And they have an excellent hi-speed WiFi. The people are dieing to get in there.
Welcome back. I trust that you are in good shape now. I wish you a speedy recovery.
regarding the photos, in the future, archaeologists are going to be really confused when they "discover" photos such as these from the internet....
Perhaps, but not half as much as when they discover the documentary videos like Jaws, Star Wars and the likes of it.