Horoscopes Reloaded 1
Sometimes a person can run out of ideas to blog about. When you are a compulsive blogger as I am and just have to blog, you can come up with the most boring themes.
Today is such a day and I thought it well to give you my take on people born under the Zodiac sign of Aries. It is not all my own work as I relied on copying and pasting to some extend. There were so many sites involved and I not going to give credit to anybody as the same content were often duplicated in other sites making it impossible to recognize the original poster. In fact, the internet is riddled with this topic and it must be hollow by now.
Aries
Birth date: 21 March - 19 April
Aries is a sheep… sorry, I mean a ram. Sheepishness is not in his nature (see Pisces in chapter 12). His nature is butting heads. Sheep say Baahhh. Rams say Baaahhkkk OFF - and you better. Every Aries is pushy and knows everything, and they always cut against convention; so just get out of the way, ok?
People born under this sign believe that God is an Aries, demand undue respect and will force people to address them as "Master" if given the opportunity. They will often sign off their emails with "Your Leader”, “Your Overlord”, or “Your Chief”, etc. They are the most likely to go off on wild campaigns like “Save The Black Rhino” and to hell with the white Rhino. They like to meddle in the affairs of other people and will think nothing about re-organizing the potted plants in a neighbor’s garden during the night.
They will rarely say one thing and do another - they usually do things without discussing it. Never point this out unless if you want your eyes pulled out through your nose. They love Pisceans because they make them feel well grounded.
They will use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether they live in a palace or a cardboard shack, they will insist until death that it is exactly what they always wanted.
They made all their life decisions as a toddler. Many will marry several times (just for the hell of it) but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury.
Aries is ruled by Mars, god of "I Win, you Lose".
If you have murderous intent then either you or the voices in your head were born under this star sign.
Well, this is my take on Aries. During the next few weeks, I will bring you the other star signs whenever I have nothing better to blog about.
A marvelous day to all of you. Hang tight, the weekend is closing in.
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That was generous of you. I shared it fairly with Jim. He should receive his two cupcakes withing the next eight weeks providing the dock worker don't go on strike again.
Are you sure you are an Aries? Do you have any concrete proof about your birth date other than what your family tell you. Birth certificates don't count, they are based on what people told the authorities. Were there any reliable witnesses like newspapermen, politicians and/or car salesman present at your birth?
Oh oh! And also the gossipy neighborhood hairdresser as well!
1. Wellbeing and prosperity during all life (a double lifeline)
2. Absolute happiness (straight line).
3. Excessiveness in love and kindness (a branch at the beginning and the end of the line of Heart).
4. There will be a loyal friend for the rest of life (a cross under a forefinger).
5. Huge reserves of energy (the ring of Venus located between a forefinger and a little finger).
6. The perfect genius (the fork on the line of Mind reaching edge of a palm).
7. Success in arts, popularity (Apollo's line goes vertically to Apollo's hill, passes near a lifeline).
8. An insight in affairs, love and happiness (connection of a ring of Venus with the hill of Mercury).
9. Good temperament (existence of the genetic line which everyone has not
10. The threefold massive Bracelet on a wrist promises long life.
11. The only, passionate and deep love (a cross on the hill of Venus).
So that was the last of Mimi and her cupcakes. Will see you soon after your reincarnation. Most of us will recognize you soon enough.
Farewell and Goodbye Mimi!
According to my birthday I am a Libran. But here they do it according to the time we are born. Then I am a Sagittarian. I don't like stars or planets messing with my head.So I read all the horoscopes and choose what's best suits me for that day.
Mimi left the warehouse of cc's unlocked. Should we pay it a visit?
The Zodiac sounds too much like religion to me. I don't know exactly when it was removed but until a few years ago the zodiac sign were grandly displayed on the canopy over the papal throne.
I would have felt very bad, had I not known that it was her plan to reincarnate. I did did not expect her to kick the bucket on my blog.
It will be a while until I get to Libra and Sagittarius but I will remember this conversation when I get there.
So he did not win as predicted. Did he shoot himself yet?
Where did Mimi go? ___
What did you say Bob?___
Tell me, what's in the stars for me..
Nowhere I think. She went just poof but I never even heard the poof!
Mind you, maybe she popped off. I was making popcorn at the time and would have mistaken that sound as local.
It is not so bad. Not his fault if somebody talked a hole in his head.
That's ok! I just talk to her on the phone
I'm sure she is ok. She said a day or two ago that she wants to disappear. Maybe we must put up another set of those cheap imported steak knives as a prize for the one to recognize her first.
Bob.
She is just fine.She just ate to much...
But all in all, I don't depend on it nor even read it everyday. In the description of my birth sign, though, is remarkably similar to who I am, according to my children and friends.
I will look forward for the rest Cat.
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Hmm, it will take some time to get to Virgo and even longer before we get to Pisces (my sign) which is the last of the lot.
What's your sign girl?....
I think these horoscopes are 12 cleverly designed profiles, each with enough diverse 'characteristics' to fit anybody. All that is needed is a little bit of superstition and you're converted to the Congregation of the Holy Zodiac.
Thank you. Some of it is like me and and some is quite unlike me. I think we can call this one a draw or a stalemate.
But one truth that stands is that I understand other people better than myself.
The have been practicing astrology for more than 4000 years and by now it must be a fine art.
The other day I read an article (with 'biblical' proof) that Jesus was born under the sign of Virgo. Well, the chances are 1 out of 12 to be correct. Actually, the odds may be a bit different as, with the shepherds out in the open field that night, it is unlikely that He was born in winter.