Santa Is Almost Due And I Have A Problem

But first tell me, what you want in your stocking? You better get your order in if you have not done so yet. Oh yes, Santa told me that an exceptional large number of people were disqualified this year for being naughty. So if you were naughty this year, don’t bother with the stocking. Sorry, he did not elaborate on what classifies as naughty.dunno

Hmm, what do I want? Now that’s a tough question. I have more or less all the things that I want; well, at least those that I can afford. What I still yearn for is too expensive and too bulky to expect in my stocking. I believe Santa’s budget has been rather tight during the last few years.sigh

It is very unlikely that anybody is going to buy me a red Lamborghini therefore I expect to get the usual shìt; deodorants, aftershave, underwear, socks and so on. These are all items that I’m very fussy on and I’ll probably pass it on to somebody else in the end. mumbling

And that brings me to the problem of what to buy for my father. He really has everything he wants. But even when he was younger I never knew what gifts to buy him. With my mother it was easy; flowers was always a winner with her but as she requested no flowers on her grave, there is no need for that anymore. But this does not bring me any closer to a solution. help

So what do you buy for a 90 year old man whose only wish is to go softly in his sleep? I don’t know why he wishes for that because he’s still good for a few years. He enjoys a good lifestyle, has a special girl friend (I wonder if they do it grin ), plenty of other friends, plays Bridge once a week and he still drives his own car.wow.

We have been nagging him for a few years now to get rid of the car but he responded by buying a new car earlier this year. So I cannot even buy him a new set of tires; they’re almost brand new.doh
cats meow cats meow

Anyway, bottoms up - enjoy whatever you're doing!wave

Comments (103)

mollybaby
I want a big, tall man with a big long. ....


(Fill the gaps with your imagination )


grin
Catfoot
Molly,
I can imagine a lot of long things. And a lot of thick things as well.devil
hug
Catfoot
I have a big long nose. Will that do?grin
Angelpepper
Bob

?? Also! Owns Amazon.

You Can Place What You Want For Christmas, On His Website! Under Wish Items.




......rolling on the floor laughing
Ccincy
Hi Catfoot I gave up on making wishes cause they've never come true.
Angelpepper
Mollybabe

roll eyes There Are Many Of Them On Amazon..


Lol! True Story....conversing
Elegsabiff
I want a bath for Christmas.

The actual bath is sitting on the terrace all wrapped in packaging, so to be specific, I want on Christmas morning to go into a bathroom, turn on the taps, watch the bath fill up with hot water, add bubbles, so I can get in and have a long soak.

I want a bath for Christmas.
Catfoot
Ah Angel
If wishes were horses... I guess I would have had a stud farm by now.laugh
hug
Angelpepper
Bob


Santa Own The Amazon Website.....thumbs up
ashlander
Pepps rolling on the floor laughing I' 'll just go see what my neighbors got delivered on their doorsteps. thumbs up
Angelpepper
applause Hiya Elegs.

How Are You?????
ashlander
Fat shaming Santa's belly is naughty.SMH almost due.rolling on the floor laughing
Catfoot
Hi CC,
I have that same problem. I think I've been wishing for too expensive things.
hug
Angelpepper
Ashlander

I Know! Right......rolling on the floor laughing
Catfoot
Hi Biff,.
Why don't you just have a shower, it uses less water.laugh
Oh but then you have plenty of water.
hug
Catfoot
Angel,
Really, then he'll soon turn it into an NGO. He's a terrible businessman.laugh
hug
Catfoot
Hi Ash
I agree; what are you talking about?grin
hug
ashlander
SMH=yay
ashlander
Catfoot, you are an Elf.Admit it. rolling on the floor laughing
Catfoot
Ash
Had to google it. Shaking my head. Still French to me.blushing
hug
wenever
Hi Catfoot, ever been caught regifting.......I have..... laugh
Catfoot
An Elf? No more likely a gnome.grin grin
hug
Catfoot
Hi Wen.
No, but have considered it many times. what prevents me if the fear that I may give an item back to whoever gave it to me.laugh
cheers
mollybaby
Cat, unless that nose can do things no other nose has ever done, then no grin


Angel, I have never seen one of those on Amazon wow


Biff, I'm going to have a bubble bath tonight in your honour help
Catfoot
molly
I can wiggle my nose. Will it qualify?laugh

hug
mollybaby
Long nose...good wiggle....It might just work idea



laugh
Elegsabiff
Angel, I'm well hug long time no see

Cat, I don't want a shower, I want a bath. Why don't you have a lump of coal for Christmas? grin

Molly, thanks. Make it a good hot bubbly one. Candles and a glass of wine, if you can find the energy? blues
ashlander
Catfoot we've all come the conclusion about Santa's weight problem
that he is only jolly became he works one night a year .


Saying being due is like saying to a fat lady ,I see you're expecting.rolling on the floor laughing

In French then,SMH means " shakes my head " like ah oh.head banger
ashlander
* because
Catfoot
Molly,
you won't regret it. I can even flare my nostrils.grin
hug
Angelpepper
@ Mollybabe

scold On That Website! You Have To Look In The Men's Items.



Under Men's Wanted!....rolling on the floor laughing
Angelpepper
Elegs

That Is Good To Here!.....applause
Catfoot
Biff,
We don't need coal; we have plenty. It is water we need, Our dams are less than half and we don't have enough water on Capetown until the next rainy season.

hug
mollybaby
Angel, if it were only so easy....sigh



Biff, you can even choose the type of wine cool


Cat, flaring eh? I'm getting sold on this idea laugh
Catfoot
Ash
Santa is so fat because he only comes once a year... and that is down the chimney. Mary Christmas is threatening to divorce him.dancing
hug
Angelpepper
@ Mollybabe

head banger Amazon Is Running A Special On Those Men's For The Holidays.
Catfoot
Molly,
Great, you can get the ball rolling by sending your bank card and pin no.yay
hug
Catfoot
Angel!!!!
How do you know all these things?rolling on the floor laughing
hug
Elegsabiff
Molly, a quality pink to match the bubbles would be nice daydream
Angelpepper
Bob

Because! Amazon Is Advertising It, On All Cable Channels....conversing
"Christmas hug for you "(meet us in the ecards)

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