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This time of year, overwhelmed by veggies in garden. Table out front for walkers by to take some. Kale, Zucchini, raddishes, lettuce....still early for tomats.

For years, I've been looking for an Egg. Eggs are sooo... sexy to me. Small with soft curves. I've always admired how they keep their shape no matter what the temperature is.
Someone told me Eggs like old, fat, white guys... like me and they don't care about my education, job, political orientation... just as long as I have a spare bedroom and money in the bank.

Since I'm new to this, I'm not sure if it's a chicken egg, duck egg, turkey egg, quail egg, or salamander egg I'm after... just as long as it's an egg, I should be allright.

July is typically a month for vacation. I didn't take one this year because my field manager took a vacation, two of my designers took vacations, an associate took a vacation and one of the installation managers was out having surgery.

All my staff having vacations put a overload on my workload that I cannot see light at the end of the tunnel.

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His mistake was that he picked all Democrats.

Research have shown that there is a correlation between your personality and the way you get rid of your excess hot air and psychologists have divided all humans into seven categories – based on the way they fart.

1. Unapologetic Farters
These people do not care about their surroundings and they will do what comes from the inside. They are brave, charismatic, adventurous, risk-taking, uncaring and bold.

2. Silent Farters
These are the people we need to be most afraid of. They are devious, evil, scheming, and are essentially very corrupt; able to put up a façade on the outside completely out of line with the inside.

3. Opportunistic Farters
These people do not walk around farting all day long but when the opportunity arises their true nature will surface. You would normally depend on them to keep it in but they won’t fail to emit their foul gases when there is enough noise to disguise the sound. In the absence of that they will create some diversion by coughing or sneezing.

4. Narcissistic Farters
These self-centred farts truly believe that their fart does not smell and in severe cases they may even believe that it smells good. They are proud, self-important, selfish, egotistical, narcissistic and arrogant bastards. Of all farters these are the most difficult to get along with.

5. Exit-The-Room Farters
These people are usually cowards, people who are scared and who had disturbed childhoods. They have very little or no confidence are always looking for gratification on the outside, believing what is good for the outside will also be good for the inside.

6. Non Farters
They often appear to be in full control, though constantly in denial and often miss out on opportunities. The real truth is that these people are so tight-arsed that they expand like a balloon when they try to fart.

7. Crappy Farters
These are the people who have not yet learned that a fart with lumps is a turd. Shit happens. They are mostly completely out of control and normally keep things inside until they blow their tops; or is it their bottoms?

With this information you can easily classify yourself without having to engage the services of a shrink but note that if you have been diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder (previously known as Multiple Personality Disorder), it is possible that you may belong to more than one group.

The good news is that you will not be charged for this valuable advice; I render it as a free service in order to promote a better self-understanding.


May all your personalities enjoy today.

How come no Democrats call Clinton a racist and a xenophobe?

Hi everyone, Im a newbie to this CS site. Im a Vietnamese single mom 31 by age. Im now looking for a US or Western country man to be my husband.

The reason I want to find a Western man for my entire life because I scared of man in my country. My country had a bad influence from China, because they dominated us more than 1000 years. And there are male chauvinist, that in society the man is the most important. Every family wants to have a son to inherit their business or family tradition. That is not fair for a woman and child.
And I want to learn more about Western culture, languages, life, sport, love and everything, so that will be the best if I be with a western husband. He can be my love, my teacher, my soulmate, my family, my comrade in my entire life. I know will have many difficult between cultural but for me different make life more meaning, and colorful. And It great to learn more about the thing you never know before right?
Thanks greatly you guys for reading my blog, sorry for my bad in English, and I would love to hear anything from everyone. Have a wonderful for all of you

What's next? 25 Democrat/Socialist presidential candidates call President Trump an Islamophobe for killing Bin Laden Jr.?

As a kid, I used to watch the TV show The Millionaire with my parents. That's when I learned that people with 2 first names irked my father. The star of the show was actor Marvin Elliot Miller who played the part of Michael Anthony assistant of billionaire J. B. Tipton Jr.
I cannot recall why, possibly it may have had something to do with his time in the Navy as everyone was called by their family name. Maybe that was a bit confusing to him and his buddies.
Some of you know I'm from Miami and there is a large Haitian community where men have 2 first names... Phillip Joseph, for example. Well which one is it... sometimes I have to ask.

There is another Michael Anthony... kinda famous bassist who played with VanHalen.

After a while you learn to roll with the 2 first names and then Jan Michael Vincent comes around.