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The Implausibles are a dedicated team of superhuman heroes, each with his own unique power, who patrol Blogland protecting its citizens from the forces of rationality and common sense.


Silly Billy: Silly Billy has the power to call upon a network of malicious misinformation, which he does not hesitate to unleash whenever reasonable people come together and threaten to create an atmosphere of fair mindedness.

Doctor Cottontail: Always there, lurking in the shadows, Dr. Cottontail will appear from nowhere to act as backup and support for one of his fellow implausibles. With his evil hyper dermic he will endeavour to inject a cocktail of toxins, formulated to cause an outbreak of scorn and ridicule among his enemies. Were he ever to get his formula right, he would be formidable.

The Angel of Doom aka. Cord Man: Chord Man has the ability to summon up the forces of divine retribution -or at least the threat of them. He does this by means of his special tube, whereby he channels the forces down upon his victims, leaving them totally powerless to take him seriously.

The Golden Shower: Appearing in many guises, but all of them completely transparent, Golden Shower brings forth from the heavens a torrent of crap when it is least expected. As the torrent emanates from directly above him, only those near him are in peril. Consequently, he is the only one who ends up covered in it.



Disclaimer: All characters in this blog are fictional, and any resemblance to real fake people is coincidental.

I'm in the middle of a YouTube marathon viewing stories about some amazing inventions.

Thomas Edison patented (and marketed) the electric light that changed the way we live. No more candles or gas lights in the night. His lights were powered from generators that he built using direct current (DC) which is the same current created by batteries. DC current is good for short distance. The major drawback using DC is voltage drop over wires for any distance. This would require a power station every mile. Another problem was the generators themselves weren't efficient nor reliable.

Nikola Tesla, a young immigrant to America started working for Edison. Tesla told Edison he could fix the generator problems and Edison agreed to pay him a million dollars* if he did. Tesla redesigned the generators and Edison reneged only giving him a pay raise.

Angered he had been cheated by Edison, Tesla went off on his own and worked on a new invention of a generator using alternating current (AC) but he needed funding and struck up a partnership with millionaire George Westinghouse. His generators were in direct competition to Edison.

Edison announced to the public that alternating current was dangerous and began a smear campaign of publicly electrocuting dogs using AC. In response, Tesla gave a demonstration at the Worlds Fair in 1883 by shooting electricity through his body to produce light in the lights in his hands!

Alternating current being the superior method of transmission became the standard of electricity as we know it.

The more I learn about Edison, the less I like the man.

* note: one story claimed the deal was $50,000 and another said $1,000,000.

These next two months have many sunny days, perfect for a vintace MC road trip oooooout to Quebec, EH? Leaving this AM. Vroom vroom. Canada rocks, in so many ways. Our Brilliant President Trump has a mouth, and a brass pair and sharp tweet fingers. But even he can't match certain teachers and now PM's from our friends home in the great white North. Black face, pitch dark, several times. Awesome. Man o man, I loves dem swinging pairs on dat dere Boss man.

We all at one time or another speak of lies and of liars, known and suspected.
There is no shortage of persons that will offer their opinion that they despise liars and would call lies among the worst if not the very worst things in the world.
Less often and as a seeming taboo are lies and lying taken on as a topic.
Something to be analyzed and understood as an important object of perception.
I wondered about lies many years ago and I am still astonished at the poverty of material on the subject. Dare I say, it is almost suspicious.

Perhaps if my feeble wit may illuminate, I may cast some shadows behind me on the threshold of this blighted mansion.

No language in history has ever dominated the world quite like English does today.

Until fairly recently, the history of English was very similar to that of other global languages: it spread through a combination of conquest, trade, and colonization. But then, at some point between the end of WWII and the start of the new millennium, English transformed from a global language to a universal language.

So, do we still really need another ‘world language’? I think English is ready to take that position but is the world ready for that?


It's a fact, even the half bell can make himself understood in English.

The Dumbest ................................And Most Stupidest Thing................................. Ive Ever Did In My Life WasThis..............About 20 Years Ago...................................... I Was Driving My Jeep Without A Registration..When A Cop Put His ;Lights On Me To Stop
Well..... Needless To Say......I Didnt .
.I Took Off For The Woods.......
Upon Arriving?......... I Jumped Out While The Jeep Was Still Moving... And Took Off Into The Woods
(The Jeep Crashed Into A Tree)
The Cops Couldnt Find Me..........(I Know How To Hide.....)So?.... They Gave Up Looking.

(At This Point?...I Am A.... "Wanted Man"

A Few Days Later?.....I Found Out Who Towed The Car.... And Called The Towing Company To Get It Back
They Said..... "50 Bucks And Its Yours"
So?... i Got A Friend To Give Me A Ride To Get It Back.
When We Got To The Towing Company?......The Usual Cars Were Out There... And A Police Car

I Went Inside,,,And There Was A Cop There Talking To Someone Else...I Told The Guy Sitting Down What My Name Was..
And The Cop Abruptly Put The Handcuffs On Me..And I Was Under Arrest!!

Now.......That Was About The Dumbest Thing Ive Ever Done!!
Its Going To Be Hard For Anybody To Beat That??!!!

This is not the first time that a disgruntled member or ex-member took to stirring shit from another site. About five years ago somebody did the same, only he opted for YouTube signing in with his Google account instead of Twitter. I was the main objective of his rage. He also had a fan base here who spurred him on; some of them are still here and we're friends today. I did not get abusive when some people supported my foe. I just had to endure it. Besides, one or two of the current victims were my foe's supporters so I see this as some form of Karma.

When I finally learned about the ‘plot’ against me I took him on where he was slinging his mud from but he simply deleted my retorts and it left me powerless. Then I did what I should have done in the first place. I ignored him. For all I care he may still be doing it; I don’t know and I don’t care.

What is happening here now is polarising the blogs and exactly what our ghostwriter wants. I believe some of us know his/her identity, some have a very good idea and others are grasping around in the dark but it does not matter. The point is, he or she is out of reach. I don’t know when last one of you had taken an overseas resident to court but I can almost guarantee you that you will cripple yourself financially in the process and in the end only two attorneys will make money. They won’t touch such a case without a huge sum upfront, so don’t even think in that direction.

Resorting to foul language, name-calling, and idle threats is not on and just an indication that you are at the end of your tether. So come on, be realistic. Fighting fire with fire here is not going to help. And we're not in Grade 2 anymore. Pulling hair and sticking out tongues are way beyond us now. For somebody who normally deals with problems as they raise their heads, this may seem like strange advice coming from me but ignore our ghostwriter. He or she will get tired of it sooner or later. And don't take it personal if some of us find this funny; these are the blogs. Learn to laugh at yourself, it is much more rewarding.

Let's get our blogs back to what it was a week or two ago.


This blog has done its work and I'm going to block it now.

“Come, I want to show you something,” said the salesman as he parked the one-tonne demo model pick-up truck in the parking lot of a busy shopping center. He left the engine running. He led me to the back of the pick-up truck, took a coin out his pocket, inserted it in a slot on the freight deck, gave it a half-turn and lifted a panel to reveal a BBQ grid.

“See,” he continued while he produced a parcel with four mutton chops and a few pieces of sausage which he laid out on the grill, “you only need to flip this lever here to divert the exhaust gas through the heat exchanger below and you have enough heat to BBQ your meat.”

He fetched two ice-cold beers from a cooler box and we stood there sipping beers while the meat sizzled on the artificial fire and the shoppers looked at us curiously. Then the police arrived and a sergeant informed us that we may not make fires in the parking lot. The salesman proudly explained the cooking process to the bamboozled servant of the law.

“So what do you think?” the salesman asked me after the law had left. “I don’t know, “I said reluctantly, “I don’t need a pick-up truck with a built-in BBQ. I already have a truck.”

“But it is not a truck with a BBQ,” he retorted, “It is a mobile BBQ capable of transporting goods.”

“That’s brilliant! I never thought of it in that way,” I said as I reached for the pen and the sales contract, seeing the new laptop I plan to buy flying out the window.

Then I hear the piercing noise coming from somewhere and as I reach out to silence it, I wake up and realize that I’m only dreaming. And I sat there rubbing my eyes while the insanity of sleeping ebbs out my numbed brain.

Eish! The shit I can dream. And we never got around to eating that meat!


Have a great day!