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making the first move So I know this shy guy, 40 or so, a fellow writer, who has been fantasizing about meeting a woman who will pick him up and make him happy. Now a w...	762	32	0	Oct 2017	Oct 2017	Apr 26
REVENGE They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold. I don't mind if it is hot or cold, but I want it. The person bringing my car from Scotland with me pay...	2,642	95	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	May 1
Anyone else awake? Lying in bed with the van door open drinking coffee and roaming the smartphone for anyone else awake. Nearly 9 am in Spain. I seem to have the world...	5,234	203	0	Sep 2017	Aug 2018	16 hrs ago
Man cave So you have the chance to buy, pretty cheaply, a 600 sq m shed. Yes, that size is right. 600 square metres. Big enough to park, oh, 30 regular cars? I...	1,385	58	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	May 1
15 years and now this, ungrateful sod I can't believe the change in him since we came to Spain - oh, he's never been what you'd call devoted. There was a lot of open space in this relation...	2,153	84	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	May 1
One packing problem sorted How long does bubbly last, anyway? I found six, count them, six, bottles (so far) waiting to be packed. I don't even remember who gave me the first fe...	1,710	58	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	May 1
Age and mileage, please I’m looking for a specific kind of vehicle, and suddenly noticed a certain familiarity about my list. See if you can spot it. Not too young - the...	2,663	79	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	2 hrs ago
The first teleport step taken At LAST okay, only a photon but - the first manned flight was not particularly impressive. It would have been impossible to guess, watching the Wright brother...	5,736	221	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	May 2

Settling for less than perfect and yes I know I have been snooty about others putting up multiple blogs. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em This is in part inspired by Mimi...	1,340	30	1	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	Apr 21
Snoring - help Most person in a relationship are convinced that it is just the other one who snores. You know how it goes. You poke the other one and they will roll...	1,427	44	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	17 hrs ago
International Kissing Day How did we miss this? Have you kissed someone today? This is a pretty iconic kiss.	2,240	79	0	Jul 2017	Aug 2017	Apr 30
Are you a Snapchatter? sooooooooo - did you know about Snapmaps? If you are using Snapchat, you know it updates constantly. You may not know it recently added a new feature which activated automatically without...	968	20	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	May 1
I can't sleep . starting to panic a little bit about it. Which of course makes it worse. Any suggestions other than pills, I really don't like taking pills? M...	2,675	97	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	May 2
Conversations Him: where you goin’, babe? Her: I want to clear my head, I’m going for a walk, won’t be long Him: a walk? It’s after midnight! Why on earth do yo...	960	14	2	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	Apr 29
Smartphones and blog comments - problem? I may have missed blogs on this change and apologies if so but it really is a little irritating. Used to be you could only see the first 30 commen...	1,640	53	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	Apr 26
Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle And yes I’ll tell you how. I’m warning you right now it isn’t a two-minute click of the fingers, and you won’t end up with a drop-dead gorgeous Miss...	1,826	51	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	5 hrs ago
When Hauggh met Sallhhg (A caveman love story) (fun only) It was full moon and Sallhhg knew there had to be more to life than the village and picking a good hunter to coo...	1,469	41	0	Jun 2017	Aug 2017	9 hrs ago
Happiness is a soap bubble we all have bubbles of happiness floating through our lives, perfect, beautiful, and lasting seconds. In the happiest lives there are lots of them but...	1,620	51	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	May 2
Taking people out of boxes Many of you will have seen this video already - for those who don't click in, or it doesn't show in your country, it is groups of people. Businessmen...	1,488	44	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	May 2
Books for 8 to 10 year olds? I know this is an odd place to ask but a granny friend of mine was a little horrified to find her granddaughter has to read a school book which has to...	797	20	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	Apr 24
Smelling like a rose Years ago when I was young, Best Beloved, there was a series of ads for a deodorant called Impulse. If you used it, the ad promised, handsome men woul...	1,802	51	0	May 2017	May 2017	15 hrs ago

Petri dish Petri dishes may be used to observe the behavior of microcosms under a microscope. Microcosms are defined as encapsulating in miniature the charac...	1,335	46	0	May 2017	May 2017	May 1
Bike insurance a friend of mine's husband does a lot of biking, with a club that does a lot in the community, particularly with kids, but that's a whole other blog....	594	16	0	May 2017	May 2017	10 hrs ago
Surveyor reporting for duty I had a Spanish structural survey (finally!) on the Spanish property I want to buy and loved this wording - reúne las exigencias de carácter relativo...	614	25	0	May 2017	May 2017	May 2
Music to work to? I like to have music in the background when I'm working but I get bored with the usuals. Anyone looked at the music offered for studying? Whale song,...	1,944	76	0	May 2017	May 2017	21 hrs ago
Would you, for money? I'm not talking Robert Redford in a tux, offering a million bucks for a night, or Angelina Jolie saying she'd give you the same for a weekend away....	2,217	81	1	May 2017	May 2017	12 hrs ago
I want it all, and I want it now. But how? Just been away on holiday with my daughter and at the airport she kept us in duty free for AGES finding something nice enough to take to her mother-in...	2,264	94	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 29
Would you like a cup of tea? and would you let me watch you making it? My office closed the other day and amongst the 'goodies' we shared out I got a large supply of office-ty...	2,221	92	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 30
I wish I wish I loved the Human Race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks; I wish I liked the way it talks; And when I'm int...	1,009	38	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 21
67 years married there's a letter that an 87-year-old widow wrote in to a magazine saying that while her husband was dying, at 90, he told her he didn't love her and h...	1,186	48	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	9 hrs ago
Advice given - lay them right, you can walk over them for 30 years Now, is that true? I think I must have been laying them wrong. Or perhaps I didn’t get the best quality in the first place. I do find after a few year...	1,695	75	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	May 1

living with a stranger Picture it - I'm renting out my spare room because I need the extra cash right now, okay? Tenant scored a hat-trick this morning. Went out leaving...	773	27	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 21
Manipulation by social media, ha. Joke. The latest conspiracy theory - the Russians, masters of disinformation, are feeding contradictory links into social media, sitting back and laughing t...	792	14	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 25
Where is the birthday boy? I had a quick look down the blogs so I'm sorry if I missed the birthday blog but HEY it's only the trolley-botherer's birthday...	741	31	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 28
3 years ago what were you doing? Has your life changed in small ways, huge ways, or not at all? In 3 years you can get pregnant, have a baby, and have a t...	1,332	59	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	3 hrs ago
Body language Didja know - and seeing this is an international site, you probably should - Nodding means yes to most of us - but in some parts of Greece,Yugosl...	668	19	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	1 hrs ago
Retirement - 30? 70? They keep moving the goalposts. At this rate I will be 102 when I can finally totter off to a well-earned rest. If I promise cross-my-heart I will...	1,711	54	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	21 hrs ago
Deja vu - oh, you're going to be important in my life I know this has been blogged about before but - that odd moment when you look at a profile pic and there's a ping in your head. Half the time of...	1,644	58	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	9 hrs ago
mature female bloggers only, sorry. Skip into the video if you think I lost my marbles Barn-sweeping guy turns into dancing guy - So tell me, you guys who looked despite the head...	1,465	52	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	3 hrs ago
Not my problem I'm taking a week off caring. Whatever happens, anywhere, to anyone except me - atrocities, crimes against humanity, palm oil in peanut butter, br...	872	14	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	Apr 29
Safe journey, Princess Leia every other celeb died recently, I was surprised to find out how old they were, usually knocking around 80 apart from George Michael and since he burn...	754	23	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	May 2
Enough tears, why am I crying?? Not even 3 pm here and I have been in tears on and off all day, I need a plumber to fix this leak in my tearducts. They aren't even sad or s...	2,238	78	2	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	1 hrs ago

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