HexagonKeySet Forum Posts (3,829)

RE: is money the root of all love?

Juss tell her it was a typo ... you meant MoNEy easy to hit LL when you were aiming for NE esp if you were peaced out at the time !!!

Last Friday our roadside rubbish we'd put out was not collected ...

No, can't be that ... so far as I know none of the drivers are Russians !

Will I get a Nobel Prize ... I just realised the answer to World Peace

Issa thatta youa taking da peace outt offa me Sophiaaa ?

RE: What music, that u like, is playing currently within ur hearing ?

So, who can answer the question ?

Will I get a Nobel Prize ... I just realised the answer to World Peace

Because ?

RE: Write a country, city or major well known town with last letter of previous

Gotham City, ORange County US ?

Wassat ... Batman nor real ???

You're kidding me right ???


OK


Gottenburg, Sweden

Will I get a Nobel Prize ... I just realised the answer to World Peace

You may well be the closest to 'getting'

Let's a try the post innna a Italianana accent eh ....

Letta nature takea itsa course


Drinka da beer

Make a da peace

Drinks a more beer .... makes a more peace eh ?

Itta figures ... more a goes inna, more a has to a come outta si ?!

So, issa easy ... more more

RE: What's your favorite Greek Island?

Corfu ... captured my imagination from way back when I read Gerald Durrell 'My Family and Other Animals'

RE: A new bad joke, anyone?

But ... lets see if a can be as bad as you ???

A Northern Territory farm hand gets on the radio to his following a traffic accident ....

'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. I think the pig's probably OK, but he's stuck in the bull bars at the front of my ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.'

HIs boss says,'Ok, there's a 303 Rifle behind the seat. Take it, stand on the hood of the ute then shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him.'

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back;

'I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.

'Now what's the problem?' raged his boss .

'Well boss, it's his motorbike. The back frame and flashing blue light is wedged under the right-front wheel arch.'

' Boss ... Boss ... You there Boss, Boss, ... Boss ?'

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RE: A new bad joke, anyone?

Man ... you do the best Mr Bean impersonation I ever daw !

RE: A new bad joke, anyone?

Then, next time yer on your therapists couch ... have a chat about it!

You imagine yourself to be an intelligent woman ?

Who is it that I remind you of ?

How did that person hurt you ?

Why would you 'give permission' ( as Mrs Roosevelt pointed out ?)

OK ... look I get the point ... really, I'm sowwy ... I'll try not to make any more bad jokes about Labatts (alleged) beer

RE: A new bad joke, anyone?

Thank you darlink have a teddy while I go get you some marshmallows and hot choccie

You had barely had time to read it ... but, I guess anything / everything you can't understand or just disagree with is a rant :-)

OK peoples ... back to the bad jokes !

I Hereby Promise I have some to follow that will absolutely kill y'all ... IF you can process the humour, the innuendo, the lateral thinking, semantics and the quirks and stereotypes that we can play with with if only we allow ourselves to 'Step Out of The Narrow Boxes of Political Correctness' (a coffin is just a box that is more narrow than long)

Can you admit that people are RESILIENT

Can you laugh and groan till you your sides ache ???

RE: A new bad joke, anyone?

ROFL ... get a life Loo Loo !

All that you Loony Libs ever do is object or sit around inventing new things to object about and create new ways of limiting expression on the grounds that anything anyone says is offensive, or likely to be offensive to the most sensitive of your LL PC mates and attempt to 'brand as nasty' anyone with whom you disagree.

That's NOT 'intended' to be offensive, but no doubt you'll 'find a way to be offended'

Well, I think that what YOU do Loo is nasty, but I don;t allow a bobblehead to offend me, rather I laugh you off when you try to brand me as "A Global Nasty" and attempt to sway the opinions of others against me!

You're too foolish to hear the man that tells you 'Hex has included himself in the groups he's joking about' and you're far too clever, all knowing and arrogant to 'be schooled' in anything ... but then you think anyone who has a different view is attempting to 'school you' eh?

To anyone else reading ... pay attention to the way these people work - when you login via MSN as an example.

The headlines are down to a very few words ... it seems 'devastating - tragic - horrifying and amazing' are the only words permitted to describe the whole range of human experience and MORE OFTEN than not the words being used are negative, destructive or depressing!

I've mentioned several times a book that I regard as absolutely essential reading



It describes how, over the past one hundred years or so the US Education System has been taken from world class to destructive, how that was done and how they have weaponised language.

And, while I often tease our American brothers and sisters many times and about many things, the US system has been eagerly adopted in other countries as well, with UK, Canada and NZ especially keen to kowtow to the US Experts! Many Canadians, when they're here in NZ lament the fact that we still are able to laugh at everything and I've lost count how many times I hear ' You'd be shot down in flames if you said THAT in Canada ...' Hardly a surprise then that I'm being got at here by a Canadian!

Nor can it be be surprising that when the 'western' population has been dumbed down that there's so many economic issues in those 'developed' countries? Meanwhile China, Russia and others which retain a very traditional system in education are leading the world by all meaningful metrics.

I sometimes also refer back to Dwight Eisenhower's speech to the US people as he left office ...



He, like many other of the 'great' Americans was possessed of very deep insight and remarkable wisdom.

I'm laughing as I write this though ... easy to see LooLoo only showed up after I criticised Canadian beer ;)

Will I get a Nobel Prize ... I just realised the answer to World Peace

You're blaming American confusion on American beer ?


It's not strong enough to drag the skin off custard ... must be something else causes it!



Nice pint of Monteith's Black there for ya!

Suppose you won a jackpot of your nation's national lottery

You're waaaaayyyyyyy toooooooo generous !

Will I get a Nobel Prize ... I just realised the answer to World Peace

I guess I have to wait for The Americans to arrive ... they have a great sense of humour!

They nominated Obama as soon as he was voted President ... y'know, like before he'd had time to bomb the peace into anyone !

RE: Before I die I want to....

I bet you have a 20 litre barrel of GTX by the bedside !

Will I get a Nobel Prize ... I just realised the answer to World Peace

it's BEER DRINKING

Y'see if you drink a lot of beer you make a lot of

So, the more beer we all drink the more we will make all over the world !

And those nations who don;t imbibe ... well, they will have to suffer the consequences ... no beers, less

Who's gonna nominate me then ?

RE: crying i discovered

So, what if he's mental ... what's the problem ?

RE: crying i discovered

Ya can't win Pedro ... these wenches allege they want 'sensitive men who can discuss their feelings'

And when ya do that they're like global vultures ... swoop down from the international skies and pick at yer heart like that before it's even stopped beatin' !

Here, have a beer man

RE: does love start with youre eyes?

"Troubles" Father ... I'm blessed to have a few, but then they're only small ones ...

Though of course finding the child support payments for 15 kids under 16 years and negotiating with *13 ex-partners can be challenging, but I try to see it as an opportunity for personal growth!

* 2 sets of twins ... in case you needed help with da maths !

RE: Before I die I want to....

Only cos I didn't get a mention in your beautiful and moving post above there Bro!

I'm sad you don't see ... that I too have a beautiful feart !!!

RE: does love start with youre eyes?

Can start anywhere ... but you have to be real careful about relying on your eyes !

A few beers can be more effective than an afternoon in a beautiful salon ...

But can be a tragedy when the beer wears off ?

Hold up a minute ... have I just stumbled on the real reason for alcoholism amongst men ?

RE: Before I die I want to....

Really ... from your other post elsewhere I thought you'd wanna let rip with a monstafart in the library just as a troupe of Jesuits priests and VIPs arrived !

I've kinda taken a liking to that idea myself too ...

there's a start for the beers ... maybe Ms Isadream can cook us up some potent bean dishes ?

Suppose you won a jackpot of your nation's national lottery

Been out all day ... not seen Ooby at all !

RE: Lets Blame America

But even so ... still gotta taste better than Labatt's eh

Suppose you won a jackpot of your nation's national lottery

What was that BeeGees song //// 'Tragedy'



Wonders ... could anything help Ooby ?

RE: A new bad joke, anyone?

Q: Why do most Portugal fans book 2 seats to every Portuguese game?
A: One to sit in, the other to throw when the fighting starts.


Q: What does Cinderalla and the Portuguese soccer team have in common?
A: Both had pumpkins for coaches and both keep running away from the ball.


Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So Portugal fans can get laid too.


Q: What is the difference between a Portuguese fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after a while.


Q: What does an Portugal fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.


Q: What do you call a Portugal fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.


Q: If you see a Portuguese fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him? ?
A: It could be your bike.


Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Portugal fan in the road?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.

Suppose you won a jackpot of your nation's national lottery

If you reckon ole Ooby could be helped ... w ell, I'd be glad to ;)

Suppose you won a jackpot of your nation's national lottery

Yer such a pessimist Spudlips !

Easy enough to find local organisations that run on tight budgets, volunteer staff and deliver direct.

Simple enough also to make donations via an anonymous or hidden trust accounts.

And, probably wiser not to drop a huge sum on any one particular organisation all in one go... drop some, see how they use it and make further decisions based on that?