RE: What would mostly…put you off…dating a woman?

A fake profile is a fake account.

Berry is not on drugs.

If she made a mistake, let it go, eh?

It's not worth anyone getting upset about. tip hat

RE: LDR's can have unforseen consequences in an ever darker world

And please, may we have no one blabbing what the errors are which make it obvious that this is a scam/scammer profile.

Scammers learn to take out the tell tale signs from what we say on the forums.

RE: LDR's can have unforseen consequences in an ever darker world

Are people buying that this is a genuine profile? laugh

RE: Hey, fellas....what's your preference for ladies?

Another amen from me.

RE: What does it mean when someone tells you ......

Is it mostly men who go and ask a bunch of strangers what someone else means, or do women do it equally?

It strikes me it's a bit like wanting to know what ingredients have gone into a cake and reading all the biscuit packets to find out. dunno

RE: I Hate Cancer

The power of CS positive thoughts and prayers, eh?

Who would have thunk it...? giggle

Congratulations, KB. You deserve it. wink

RE: I've picked up a couple of "roots" they just showed up, and don't know where they came from

I thought this was going to be a thread about carrots. sigh

RE: I Hate Cancer

Yeah, I know you did, but, blimey, there's some very ungrandmotherly stuff out there. uh oh laugh

RE: I Hate Cancer

Oooh, I've got such a soft spot for Bronzey. laugh

RE: I Hate Cancer

I listened to loads of things, or more accurately got up the lyrics and read them. As you know, I don't hear well enough to pick up everything.

A funky search lead me to all sorts.

Believe me, some things were not a groove I wanted to share.

At.

All... laugh

Jono. tip hat

RE: I Hate Cancer

Well Funlady, our resident darling Chat reckons you should Rock It...



Thanks for the help, Chat.

hug <--- from me

RE: I Hate Cancer

I need a good tune for Funlady.

I've been looking on and off all day, but as many of you know, hearing is not my strong point. dunno

Can anyone help me out here and save me from posting something utterly inappropriate? laugh

RE: I Hate Cancer

It would be a little tricky for us to dance like sane women. Just sayin'.

RE: I Hate Cancer

RE: I Hate Cancer

In case you need to keep all of it in mind.



Beat it.

RE: I Hate Cancer



Go to 2 minutes and 2 seconds.

The trill and hip wiggle?

Do that in front of the mirror.

Repeat until no longer needed.

RE: Don't read this message !!

John said he was hoping for something more spicy.

RE: Ban animal products

She won't piddle with me.

I'm not that exciting.

RE: Ruin Thanksgiving in four words

I'm the vegan police.

RE: Ban animal products

Okay, her toys, bed and bowls.

Plus two blankets for on the end of my bed, one in use, one in the wash and a Dyson Animal.

RE: Don't read this message !!

Embedded image from another site

RE: Ban animal products

Give. Her. To. Me.

You wretch.

RE: Should the government create the policy to decrease the personal right from smokers?

I'm citing the Daily Mail only for the collection of adverts. snooty laugh

RE: Should the government create the policy to decrease the personal right from smokers?

You forget that the people who sued tobacco companies came from a different era where advertising and companies were trusted.

We are more aware of false advertising, unconscionable business avarice and trickery. We have Trading Standards bodies because of legal action people have taken against companies.

I have been aware of the impact of advertisement on myself and my child. At the age of 17 I was walking down the road and it popped into my head that I needed to buy certain items. Then I questioned that thought because I didn't need those items and realised I had just walked past an advertising billboard. It had associated the items with something unrelated and I had subliminally taken on board the information.

I also once had to explain to my child that the advert showing a doll eating food was camera trickery and if I bought her the expensive doll for christmas she would be disappointed. She took some convincing, but when the penny dropped, she was angry, disappointed and upset at the duplicity.

We do get fooled by advertising precisely because it's designed to fool us. Subliminal advertising in the form of single frames inserted in another programme have been banned because they don't afford us the opportunity of conscious reason.

Advertising is a powerful psychological tool. It has a lot of money and research devoted to it. If you think it's simple, it's to do with hypocrisy, or people merely acting like victims, perhaps you have been misled.

RE: Do you ever drink alone?

I never drink outside the home.

One sniff of the cork and I walk into things.

A glass is to be savoured whilst tucked up in bed with a good book. I can't injure myself, or anyone else that way. And noone can hear me slurring my words like a drunken lush. giggle

RE: Should the government create the policy to decrease the personal right from smokers?

Yes Minister, but then you have to provide opportunities equally, say for example, for people who are too sight impaired to drive. Plus, invest in the infrastructure to accommodate all the extra drivers, deal with pollution issues, fossil fuel limitations, etc.

Are you sure you're going the in the right direction?

RE: Stopping birth right citizenship

Then why does he talk as if he's not bound by the law?

Do you really not see anything amiss here?

RE: Stopping birth right citizenship

If it were possible, it would perhaps leave the door open for stripping legal immigrants of their citizenship and rights.

And then maybe people will start having to prove their racial purity.

I'd be very concerned about a president who makes claims like this, if I were you.

RE: Funerals

I went to my neighbour's funeral about 20 years ago. There was another one after, but it wasn't as funny.

Ted was a master in the art of the typically Welsh dry humour. He was so dry, I often didn't pick up on his gags until 10 minutes after parting ways.

He became ill suddenly and had, but a few days in which to organise his own funeral. About a week afterwards I picked up the order of service which had been sitting on the table and sadly began to read.

During the service, the vicar, who unusually in these parts was a black man, switched to the Welsh language half way through. What I hadn't realised up until that evening was that Ted had chosen to have his send off in...The Babel Chapel.

The man had been dead a week and he was still making me laugh. laugh

RE: What did you think of the movie 'Pride and Prejudice'?

I recommend rummaging in charity shops and staying up until one in the morning executing last second bids on eBay to get the good stuff at an affordable price.

Your money will go to a good cause rather than sweatshop owners and child employers.

Recycle, reuse, reduce. tip hat

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