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RE: Birds and bees....

Life is one disappointment after another, lol.

This coupon good for one hug and one kiss.

Here is a game. Think of a negative trait. Think of a positive trait. Then think of a balance trait. For example, Low self-esteem. Arrogance. Assertiveness. Imagine you are helping a toddler to walk. You have one hand and someone else has the other hand. Eventually, the toddler can find its own balance and can walk on it own. Or if you will think of a pool game and the importance of keeping the pool stick balanced. Too high and your English overcompensates or too low and your English undercompensates. You could think of being on a high wire and you have a counter balance stick to keep your balance. The idea is the balance.

So I will start us off with:

Lazy
Over ambitious
Helpful

RE: It's been great

I happy that you met a special woman, Earl. Hope you and her have good life. It is good to hear the success stories.

Roy

RE: Things that pi$$ me off

Tommy Chong and Cheech Marin are having it out. Tommy says he doesn't want to hang out with losers. Tommy Chong says there was a reason they went into comedy together. I would like to see the duet get together, again.

RE: Mama's Boy...

My ex father-in-law and me were great friends. He had trouble dealing with his wife, too. We had great times and would go to coffee with each other. We did some great male bonding. The only bad time we had was when I tried to deck his wife and got in between us. I still think I could have taken her. But he was such a nice that I forgave him. He was just trying to protect her. I really couldn't hold that against him. I would have been happy if he could of put a muzzle on her. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: funny how men think they have the sweet ones figured out

Thanks, Karla. Good to see you are doing ok. I hope the little one is doing ok, too. Carolyn wants me to try for the LPN thing later on. I thought I would get writer's cramp the first day from signing so many papers the first day. Twenty nine years ago I was an orderly and was doing so many things. Now I have to have to go to school to be nothing more than a glorified candy striper. But knowing how many incidents have happened in nursing home as regards to older people being abused in nursing homes I can understand why. I had to have a fbi and police check done on me. It is amazing how many laws have been changed when it comes to dealing with the elderly.

Roy

RE: Inner beauty - What do you think it is?

Oh, I know that feeling. My deceased wasn't really what you would call an radiant beauty comparitively in what like you would see on tv and movies but we were totally devoted to each other. A buddy that I could talk to about anything. She was the love of my life and still is. She gave my heart wings and soothed the savage beast in me. I couldn't wait to get home to her every day. There is nothing like real love. It can't be bought. It can't be earned. It is the most freaking awesome thing that I have ever encountered.

Roy

RE: funny how men think they have the sweet ones figured out

I found a bunch of sweet ladies, yesterday. I love my new job at the nursing home. I haven't had a job that I enjoyed being at for decades. Carolyn, my LPN boss told me that the job can be trained but one has to already have a caring heart. I had this one lady, Laura who just held on to my hand and didn't want to let go. She would just wink at me and smile. There are very few men at the nursing home. It was funny how so many CNA's kept asking me, "You haven't left, yet, lol?" So far all I do is fill ice bags and make up beds, lol. I also sit and talk with all the ladies. I am in paradise, lol. The pay sucks but the benifits are wonderful. I get free tea, a free lunch and a gravy job so far, lol. I got to watch soaps with this one lady for a hour. Just sit here and watch tv with her so she doesn't wonder off outside, lol. I wasn't lonely the whole day. I got lost trying to find my way back through all the corridors, though, lol.

RE: CAT'S Thread- for cat lovers...

Cat Installed

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe
sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here
are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots
(marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.
>
> P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
> S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
>
> P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
> S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
>
> P: Something loose in cockpit.
> S: Something tightened in cockpit.
>
> P: Dead bugs on windshield.
> S: Live bugs on back-order.
>
> P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute
descent.
> S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
>
> P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
> S: Evidence removed.
>
> P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
> S: DME volume set to more believable level
>
> P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
> S: That's what friction locks are for.
>
> P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
> S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode .
>
> P: Suspected crack in windshield.
> S: Suspect you're right.
>
> P: Number 3 engine missing.
> S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
>
> P: Aircraft handles funny.
> S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
>
> P: Target radar hums.
> S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
>
>
> P: Mouse in cockpit.
> S: Cat installed.
>
> P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget
pounding on something with a hammer.
> S: Took hammer away from midget

Ping and Tracert

Packet Internet Groper(Ping) is a utility used to verify that a computer's IP software is running properly and to verify the connectivity between computers.

Tracert is a utility that traces the route between two computers and sends information about each router hop along the way.

The quickest and easiest way to use the Ping command is to simply type ping and the host name. For instance ping .

If we simply type tracert with a host name, the program logs each hop along the way toward the final destination. For instance tracert

RE: just to let you know

Good show.thumbs up

RE: Mama's Boy...

Our relationship was so twisted, lol. She would go to her mom because she couldn't deal with me. Then she would come to me because she couldn't deal with her mom. She said you two are pulling me apart. I am so proud of my ex now. She has a nice job, a nice car and is doing great. She is coping with the ulcer that her mom and I gave her. Her mom told me before we got married that I would have to put my foot down with her daughter to show her who is boss. The she would come over to our house and show us that she was boss at our house, too. She said I was the son she never had. I keep going to my meetings. One day at a time. Maybe in some twilight zone episode it might have made sense. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Mama's Boy...

My ex mother-in-law was hateful but my ex said she is like that with everybody. So that makes it ok, lol?

RE: Mama's Boy...

I don't blame you that was cruel of her.

RE: Are You Really Ready To Date Again??

laugh hug Which voice?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Mama's Boy...

I always wanted to see if my mom could take her mom. I bet my mom could make mincemeat out of her mom.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Mama's Boy...

So, I am a mama's boy. There are worse things in life. You are just picking on me.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Are You Really Ready To Date Again??

We could have matching strait jackets and do the Thorzine shuffle together. I am not sure who should lead though, lol.

RE: Are You Really Ready To Date Again??

I am still not ready. Maybe if I had the right kind of medication or a release from the psycho ward.

RE: Tony Wright was first in line at 5:05 a.m

I think the Walmart employees have been replaced by the brain snatchers. Especially the one that greets at the front door. I don't trust that yellow happy guy with the sword. I think it is a government conspiracy. The truth is out there.

RE: Calling all forum lizards

Goblin Girl?

RE: some days...i feel old

History is written by the survivors. What an ironic tragedy. My son elileptic grand mal siezures and dranked on top of that. Once you have experience the finality of death it can give you an appreciation for life. Her life and the pregnancy are something he has to live with. My prayers go out to the survivors.

RE: WARNING !!!!

Oh, wow, sounds like a chocolate eclair or a jelly filled donut.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: WARNING !!!!

I like the chocolate covered cherries although I am fond of the Hershey bar, too.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Calling all forum lizards

My tail can regrow when stepped on.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Reality TV?? Whats your take??

I like the History channel especially when Spock does it, Leonard Nimoy.

RE: ITS JUST NOT GOING TO WORK...

Too good to be true?

Unresolved Issues.

Yup.thumbs up

Unresolved Issues.

Those anniversary dates will live in infamy and are ingraved on brain now, lol.

RE: ITS JUST NOT GOING TO WORK...

I can't communicate with them. Everything turns competitive.

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