Everytime someone says something, repeat it in question form. For example.
Person 1: "I'm going to the cinema tonight." Person 2: "You're going to the cinema tonight?" Person 1: "Yeah, do you want to come?" Person 2: "Do I want to come?" Person 1: "Yeah." Person 2: "Yeah?"
When someones looking for something, and you know where it it. Go pick it up and sit down and just hold it in your hand in the air for a while. Even when they look at you, they wont notice.
Write ways to annoy people: Announce when you're going to the bathroom. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!") Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons. Have Fun!
Thank you, Laurie. You have always been a dear friend. I have always enjoyed knowing that you are there. It has been sweet to feel your comforting words. I am glad I have gotten to know you. May we always be best buds. You make me smile. You have helped me to look before I have leaped. It has been wonderful to share a lillypad with you. We have grown thanks to our friendship. I would hop with you any where. You are the prettiest cajunfroggy I ever knew.
God is helping me to accept many things. I am a hopeless groupie with a lot of hope. My soul was a barren wasteland and I asked God to fill the emptiness. My cup over runneth with the love he filled me with. I told him I couldn't take the twin deaths back to back of my wife and then my girlfriend later. It was just like my dad said, "It sure feels better when it quits hurting." It was nice to be at the group last night to console the other widows. Our chairlady said she had had so many deaths that she was sensitive to everything. I belong to a church, two 12 step programs and a griefshare. I feel so good that God has relieved of the burden of self for this moment. Showing compassion for others has really got me out of myself.
Good point. Describe the term "concious" from a non religious point of view as in Jimney Cricket's, "Let your conscious be your guide". Is there a non religious connotation? Are some people inherently good and some people inherently bad?
Ways to Annoy People
That can be annoying. Good point. Or the night before use the toilet seat for a picture frame and having it hanging on the bathroom wall.