Thanks Deb, and I'm not saying I won't be friends with someone who smokes, my older son smokes cigs, unfortunatley. It's just the intimacy and the health reasons. It stinks all the time and I feel badly to hear someone I care about wheeze and cough.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.
OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle road here.
DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
ANDERSON COOPER/CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.
JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's why they call it the "other side". Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that!
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
It's ok to eat it if it help you in the long run. Sounds like it did. Churches are great too, aren't they? I mean what they symbolize, it is nice to know.
I've heard that if you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out. Yes, I tip everyone too, but we are limited how often we can eat in a restaurant. Take out is a treat for us.
I've lived in both Calif and Ohio. Both states have programs with sliding scales based on income. I'm not sure how much dental it covers, and my teeth are far from perfect, but I TRY to keep them maintained, as well my kids.
No, I can't date anyone with bad personal hygiene in general. I'm not talking about a hard-working man, working all day, and in need of a shower. Daily clean-ups are a requirement, and I have not put that in my profile, it's too bad it even needs to be said!
I think growing apart is what tears most couples apart. This is usually when couples stay together for the kids, or used to.
No, I left. He said I changed and he was right. I told him that we are SUPPOSED to change, we grow and change. We can't stagnate and stay the same, it's not healthy.
The hard part is to grow together, and to try to accept eachother's new beginnings, to enjoy with them.
I don't know what someone should do, only what I've done.
If I can make someone who loved me laugh after I'm gone, I say GO FOR IT. Dance on my grave, be happy. I know you loved me, it's ok. I don't want anyone sad, mourning, depressed, guilty or hurting when I am gone.
They can laugh till they turn blue and pee their pants. Just remember that I loved them with all my heart. Remember me with love and laughter.
If I were famous, and the general public got a laugh out of it, well what do I care? That is the price for being famous. He had a good life, went young, sure but he left a lot of good memories for a lot of people. So they laugh, it's life, it ends. No one gets out alive. Live, love laugh.
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RE: If you recieve a flower/mail
Thanks Deb, and I'm not saying I won't be friends with someone who smokes, my older son smokes cigs, unfortunatley. It's just the intimacy and the health reasons. It stinks all the time and I feel badly to hear someone I care about wheeze and cough.