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RE: No more momma's boys!

The older you get, the less likely the guy you meet will be a mama's boy because his mama will be long gone. My son's grandparents and I got along great. I felt out of it once or twice when she called and needed a shelf built and he dropped everything to do it. Looking back though, it was no big deal, he built me plenty shelves too.

But his dad made me feel something I never ever felt, being a daddy's girl. I still miss him. Still friends with my ex's mom.

RE: what do you want from a guy

rolling on the floor laughing
Too good to be true
To find someone like you

Single, cute and not shy
You might be a great guy

The only way to find out
Is to try....

RE: what do you want from a guy

Garden.

RE: what do you want from a guy

I've been to every independent hardware store, Home Depot, Lowe's, electrical outlets, carpet stores, let's see...... and I'm still alone on a Saturday night....

I was in K-Mart earlier today but I guess all the eligible men were at Wal Mart. There is a 24 hour Wal Mart nearby, see ya!

cool

RE: No more momma's boys!

That is sooo cute.

RE: Lets have a party.........tis Saturday!!

Starbucks coffee almond fudge ice cream and the
DVDs Derailed and Mystic River.

RE: Go with the flow

Think how the bus driver feels.

I work the cash register sometimes, people waiting in line don't even try to have their money handy. Don't know why that is, I've learned to just wait patiently because that's the only option.

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rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Ladies , where is your most ticklish spot?

every place!

RE: Invisible

keith,

Good for you and congratulations! That can be really hard when being around others consuming forbidden "commodities" but it can be done. You're right, don't lower the bar of acceptance.

Happy weeekend to you!

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haha I don't think it was sick. You want a sick one?

Disclaimer:
If you don't like stupid gross jokes don't read any further.
Blah blah....


There was a man who went to the Dr. because he thought he had worms. The Dr. examined him and said, "You don't have worms, you have a SNAKE!"

The Dr. told the man to go home and for three days, stick a hard-boiled egg up his butt, then a few minutes later, a cookie up his butt.

The man did as he was told, hard-boiled egg then a cookie for three days. He went back to the Dr. the next day. The Dr. stuck a hard-boiled egg up the man's butt. The Dr. waited, looked at his watch, and a few minutes later, the snake stuck his head out of the man's butt and asked, "WHERE IS MY COOKIE?"

The Dr. grabbed the snake and the man was snake free...

RE: Occupation

Currently work in a grocery store.

RE: Invisible

I'm not in your area, but you're not alone. It's Friday night, 11:40 pm and I have been home from work for two hours. Rented a DVD and will probably save it for Saturday night ! woo hoo...

Dead Man with Johnny Depp, you can't ask for more.

Have a great weekend!

RE: Movie Quotes

This is a classic (or just way old)

EXCUUUZZZE ME!

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Ok I looked up Yo-Yo Ma online.
Now I get it, kind of.
Thanks for explaining (almost)

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I'm not blonde but I just don't get it :(

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Hey all,

I didn't want to start a new thread but I wanted to find the JOKE thread. I tried searching and just found people, not threads. I needed to read some jokes and I have a couple too...

I want to laugh today before I leave for work.

help

RE: So ya Dont Have to Gossip Deb

Awww damn.

RE: WHO READS THE WHERE WE CONNECT

I don't.

RE: useless information

When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop even your heart

Children grow faster in the springtime

Women blink nearly twice as much as men

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth

Your ears and nose continue to grow throughout your entire life

RE: i am getting laid off from my job

Some states allow you extensions on unemployment if you go to school to improve your job skills. Hopefully you can live on unemployment payments, they are not that high paying.

RE: ~ Short term relationship ? ~

Ok roommates with our own rooms but there MUST be romance. The only thing is deciding whose room to be in that night. Think of the surprises you could create for your "roommate" And if no one feels like it, you can go to your own room and do your own things, like reading, talking on the phone or whatever.

RE: ~ Short term relationship ? ~

ME! 10 years sounds pretty fair. I don't think my kid will be going to college but I'll go!!! If things work out after ten years, we can take a year at a time. But ONLY if you have a functioning KITCHEN !!! :)

RE: Whats the rule for dating other employees ?

Good points windy, but first check with the employer policy.

RE: Whats the rule for dating other employees ?

I don't agree, I met a really nice guy where I worked and we dated for over two years. It was sad to break up and fortunately we didn't work in the same room together, he was in the shop, I was in the offices. He eventually quit and moved away, and I was still very sad, but many people meet their spouses at work. Lots of people don't have much of a social live outside work, so I don't see why not date someone from work.

RE: So ya Dont Have to Gossip Deb

wow, that's cool. What I mean by that is, you were free to just up and move someplace. Did you move from out of state? Even if you were hooked up permanently, it's great to have conversations and hear other opinions. Good luck for you!

RE: If All Those People Who Put "Likes Walks On The Beach In Their Profile"

That is funny. It's like saying, I love to love and I hate to hate.

RE: if you had 1 million dollar what you would do

Finish getting my house done for one thing.
Hire a private nurse to take care of my mother.
Travel with my kids.
Help friends and people.

RE: Why do yoy believe or not believe in getting married

I have two sons 7 years apart, two different fathers. Everyone is very happy, younger son's father is here visiting this week. No courts involved, just worked things out ourselves.

RE: Need to Rent a Husband

wait, I have an electric lawnmower for that very reason, besides the pollution gas mowers cause. All I have to do is plug it in and it's very lightweight. If you don't have huge yard, electric is a great option.

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