A mystery....scary!

A few days ago I buy a loaf of bread. I think this has been the first loaf of bread I bought in a few months. laugh Okay, that has nothing to do with the story. But, all of my life I have been buying bread. After buying a loaf of bread and having it for a week, I would always make sure to check it for any mold. Done this for all my life. Sometimes I would get lucky and get another sandwich or two out of it. Other times, not so lucky...tossed it.

Back to this recent loaf of bread. It was probably 12/3 when I bought it and I always love the freshest bread and check for the sell by date making sure I buy the freshest one. Well, this loaf of bread, I didn't have to do that. I grabbed the first loaf and seen the date....it was a no-brainer. It said, sell by 1/17. wow

I think I found magic bread. rolling on the floor laughing
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laugh Vik....enjoy. wave
I just freeze my bread, and then toast the heck out of it in my amazing toaster.
Any bread that lasts that long isn't bread...it is preserved poison grin
Vik....sounds like you are living the dream. :)
Pat...indeed. I can see bread lasting that long while frozen. :)
Molly, so your saying I didn't discover nothing special. laugh
Hi Johnny, you that on a diet what it is so rare to buy bread?
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Ha ha, Johnny. laugh

Any bread is better than Rob's "moving raisins" bread. OMG, where does he live? Roach central? laugh

I know what you mean about having to check the date. If you don't, you can wind up with something close to expiring and unknowingly having it for supper or worse, buying something that expired a year ago!

I have gotten frozen food with old expiration dates so know this from experience.

Always check the dates.

I sometimes wonder though if stores "redate" not to lose profits on older food. uh oh
laugh Um.....I just get scared when bread don't mold after a week or two. Yes, I am watching my diet...but not fond of being poisoned (as Molly puts it). rolling on the floor laughing
Now Calm, Robert's roach bread don't sound too bad....it is all natural. rolling on the floor laughing


I would eat expired date food if I knew I froze it. I know with meat they will grind up the older stuff and put it in the middle of fresh meat for hamburger. mumbling I found that more than once.

I just had a couple of slices of that miracle bread tonight....uh oh ....hope I don't wake up with some sort of weird disease. sigh laugh
Gee Calmheart,

putting down my Moving Raisins Bread without even trying it first. Sheesh! sigh


Hey Johnny, I just noticed a friend of mine had a Raisins with legs Gingerbread House. Yeah, the raisins with legs were baked right into the walls of the house. They were not moving, poor things. uh oh
cheers
Johnny,
I knew a lady years ago who ate bad bread, and she told me the next day she awoke with a yeast infection.

Gotta watch you don't get something like that. uncertain
Oh, is that that mad cow bread? laugh
Robert....isn't that something. You might be on to some sort of money making idea here. Moving raisins everything. laugh I bet those legs came in handy when constructing that house....could wrap them together to hold the gingerbread in place easier. rolling on the floor laughing
Calm....I am watching my temperature really closely before I go to sleep. rolling on the floor laughing
Johnny driver :0,

I don't know if you remember, but some years back there was a real panic about beef and "mad cow" disease,. laugh Not to laugh but I have never seen a "mad" cow,.,..do they run wild and scream or something?

Yes, watch your temperature, and if you start thinking any crazy thoughts, file a lawsuit against the bread manufacturer. rolling on the floor laughing teddybear
whoops not bread "manufacturer"....laugh bread maker or whatever ya call it!! Bad Bread Botulism maybe.
I think botulism is canned food...any canned bread around?
yikes, delete my comments Johnny.

It was bread manufacturer. doh

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You are find Calm....laugh I was able to figure out half of the comments. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue

What...or who....is this Driver character you speak of? grin
Oh, the attack of the insects? (Roach rash). Yeah, I guess they're next. And they get you at night when you're asleep...crawling into your ear and into your brain, driving you slowly crazy and turning your whole body into one itching mess. laugh
Calm...you are killing the mood here...


First, you bring back bad memories about stuff crawling in your ear. moping

then...

You want me to read about mad cow. crying



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Bad memories? Did something crawl in your ear? uh oh
When I was younger Calm....there was a tick. It was not very pleasant, let's say. As I am sure you can imagine.
Yikes.

Did you ever hear sounds in your ear, like insects talking or moving around?

lol..just kidding. Sweet dreams and all that. wink

(Seriously. You'll be okay, just make sure you sweep your bed every night.)
Really, I'm sorry to hear that, Johnny. Sounds like it was terrible, and I didn't mean to bring bad painful memories. Go watch a good movie and forget all about it. teddybear
laugh Calm....no talking but certainly felt moving.

Not a problem Calm...I was just teasing you....but, yes it was a horrible experience back then. I like a little drama once and awhile. laugh

Take care Calm and sweet dreams to you.
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