does it make you automatically right?

Being a bitter woman, does that automatically make you right about everything? I will admit, I did do a little bit of city driving by changing into the left lane while a vehicle was still behind me in that lane but as I put my blinker on and started moving over, the lady behind me started to speed up and that did not stop me from moving over. It ended with both of us beeping our horns at each other (she beeped first...for the record). laugh I think that is the first time I honked my horn while actually driving and moving in a car...done it a couple times if people fell asleep at the stop light. thumbs up

I have one more story about bitterness...but I will not bore you.
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Good evening to you two.

Now tell me seriously about bitter women. What made you think she was bitter?

May be she was 2 hours late for a Turkey basting appointment. roll eyes You don't get us women. Do you? We are always late because we have to try out five different dresses before we finally decide on the 6th one at the eleventh hour. Then the hair and make up. laugh rolling on the floor laughing that's another one to two hours. mumbling

So next time let the lady have her way. tongue
The last time I let a lady have her way with me, I lost my half innocence. grin
Finally! You admit that you are not innocent. sigh

rolling on the floor laughing
I am half innocent. I mean, 3 minutes of action shouldn’t account for complete destruction of my full innocence. blues
JOHNNY,

Say something! Help me out, here! wow
And who the heck stole the comb out of my gift set? drinking
Alright , I guess I was left talking to myself here. mumbling
Robert, I think my virtual gift is the best you ever got in all your life. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Don't even mention anything else you have received.doh
IT was a good gift, Usha. Thank you.

But the best gift I ever got, oh I was 21 and her name was Marlena.. she was a European blonde. Oh yes, yes, yes. I still a-member her to this day. , ahh .smitten
Turkey bath you say Usha? Now who is being influenced by who? laugh About the bitter observation, that was just my assumption on the premise stated in the story. laugh Now that you bring up a woman's side to life, you might be right...she might have been late for a giblet search and a good ole fashion stuffing meal. dunno laugh

Now about the dress, it don't have to be that complicated. comfort laugh
I think you were talking to yourself Robert...what is wrong with you? Are you losing it? Don't you remember giving me that comb? laugh

I had to laser disinfect it before using it...but thank you Robert. thumbs up tongue
I know , I know. This Robert is very corrupt. laugh

I only have 6 dresses, okay may be bit more than that. laugh I wear them until people have seen me in them and sick of them. Then I put them away and buy a new set. It saves me time.
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maybe it was not bitterness but competitiveness , who knows what people are thinking while driving?
Hey, I’m not losing it. I’ve alread lost it. laugh

I’m not corrupt, just like to have fun. grin
I knew a lady who wore the same outfit everyday.
When I mentioned it to her, she told to eat her shorts!

Sheesh! That was rude of her. I was only being nice. grin
She told me to eat her shorts.
Hey guys...in and out of my garage tonight. I have a large project that is just about finished. Been working on it all day. :/
Is that how that works Usha with women..as soon as somebody sees you in an outfit...that is it? You don't wear it anymore. wow Some of my clothes I have had for 20 years and...well...the 20 year old pair of pants have been officially retired recently. laugh
That is true Mar....it could have been competitiveness or even like Usha suggest...a good basting too. dunno My vote is on bitterness. laugh ...maybe it was the end of the month too. hmmm
Hey guys, gals..in and out of my restroom tonight. I have a “large” laxative that is just about finished it’s course. Been working on it all day. laugh
Johnny,

I claim my innocence! I, I, er, well, most of the stuff I say, I just heard from friends somewhere. I don’t have first slippery hand knowledge.
I’m innocent.

You buy that? No? Yes? dunno
What the heck kinda question is that? doh

If my neighbor sprinkled in the front yard? I’d give her your phone number, and say, “I think Johnny will like you.” rolling on the floor laughing
Well...I had to ask you Robert...that is what kinda question that is. laugh
Consider it some story material.
Johnny,

This blog has gone R rated. That’s why Usha is giving us the “Silent Treatment”
(dramatic music). uh oh
My next comedy story is about playing Golf, and how it can improve your dating. grin
Johnny,

Question plus tax: What if some 20 something year old girl outdrank you in a Tequila duel?
Johnny,

You and Usha are very outgoing type people.

I’M the shy one around here. drinking
No..you and Usha are outgoing...I am shy. moping
Oh well, she bailed on us. Logged out. I guess she don’t like us anymore.. moping
That night Robert...I think we (3) drank $300 of Patron. doh
You’re only shy when it comes to paying for the next round of drinks. rolling on the floor laughing
$300 ? Yikes! I haven’t had that kind of money since1992. doh
I don't mind paying my way Robert. :) cheers

I should go for about an hour...that is how much work I have left here myself. I will be back on....hope to see you here too...and Usha if she is not hating us too much. laugh tongue
I think that $300 played a role in the awakening also Robert. laugh I must admit...it was one of the funner nights I have had. :)
Ok, gotta go, the laxative is-a calling. help
By the way, Johnny.

You’re commenter #100 again! cheers
laugh Robert...I wasn't even keeping track either. Wow! I don't think I deserve anything for this time. I cannot hog that spot. I will give it to you Robert. You win a black comb. laugh tongue
Sorry, got busy. blues
For your 100th comment....


You win...
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