A New Look At Relationships
So now the honeymoon is over and what used to be ‘oopsy doopsy, who had a poopsy?’ became ‘you will still shit me out of this house!!’ and you feel that it is going nowhere. Then it is high time to get the ground rules in place if the relationship is to survive.
The most important thing now is that either the man or the woman has to be good at taking orders. Preferably, the man’s vocabulary should not exceed ‘Yes Dear’. There are no guarantees; if that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a stove or a fridge, depending on whether you want a hot
or a cold 
relationship. 
Relationships don't always make sense; especially to those on the outside. The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prison they let you play ball
on weekends. Relationships, on the other hand, give you a steady partner to argue with. No longer do you need to argue with a different partner every night. 
The secret of a long relationship is to take time off to go to a restaurant once a week; a little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. It is important that they go to different places. Ideally, couples need to live three lives: one for him
, one for her 
and one for them together
. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and they’re both marooned on Earth. Deal with it. 
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man. It's better to love and lose than having to do 40 pounds of laundry every week.
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"The secret of a long relationship is to take time off to go to a restaurant once a week; a little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. It is important that they go to different places. Ideally, couples need to live three lives: one for him waiter, one for her blah and one for them together buddies . Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and they’re both marooned on Earth. Deal with it. "
You forgot to include LOTS, & LOTS of love making. That sure keeps a marriage vibrant
You are absolutely correct but I did not want to bore the people with the obvious facts.
that all justice of Peace's and pàstors should handout upon agreeing to marry.
In the long run the boys will realize that biding their sheep will be much better especially in Nepal. If they can only teach sheep how to cook they could resolve alot of problems. It's no wonder why women write in their profiles ( must like dogs) or horses there is perhaps a message that the boys are not quite seeing.
However, once in awhile it sure would be nice for the boys to be proven right instead of being treated like a goof all the time. Ever notice in the history of the US and in many other countries it has always been governed by men who ultimately still answer to women behind the scenes?
Hi Prometheus
As they say, behind every successful man sits...
Or eating out in different restaurants.
And what would be on the menu?
...but, sharing life with the right person is still being sought
True, laundry is once a week or once a fortnight; dishwashing is three times a day. So perhaps I must put something like 'must like washing dishes' in my wishlist.
You're playing with your sick leave. If one of the liberated women sees this it's going to be a slaughter.
In the previous century, an American fella said that women are at their happiest when barefoot and pregnant (in the kitchen). Have you perhaps been attending any seminars held by a doctor Arthur E. Hertzler from Kansas?
The funny part of it is that if a woman manages to break out of an abusive relationship, none times out of ten she'll be back into another abusive relationship within two years. I have seen this many times.
Hi Prometheus
The funny part of it is that if a woman manages to break out of an abusive relationship, nine times out of ten she'll be back into another abusive relationship within two years. I have seen this many times.
cheers
Funny, every time a stagnant relationship ends I remember saying I won't get into another relationship.