An Archaeological Discovery
A recent expedition in the holy land, archaeologists found the painting shown here below in a cave. Without bothering to date the painting properly, they photographed it and sealed the cave again. After a few months they called a press conference, with an enlargement of the cave photograph on display. The hall was filled to capacity.
"We have learned a lot about these people”, the professor started off pointing to the chicken. “These people bred poultry to feed them.”
When the applause ended he pointed to the donkey and said: “They also harnessed animals to help them.”
Plenty more applause before he pointed at the shovel and continued: “And they used tools to till the earth.”
Even more applause followed and he pointed to the fish and said: “These people also supplemented their diet with fish.”
The applause lasted even longer and he concluded: “This was a religious sect; probably Hebrew.”
The professor received a standing ovation for several minutes and when it ended somebody shouted from the back of the hall:” You are all fools!”
The hall went very quiet and an old man stood up in the back row. “Don’t you know,” he said with a strong Jewish accent, “Hebrew is read from right to left.”
“The painting reads: ‘Holy Mackerel! Dig the áss on that chick!’”
Comments (183)
What happened to Foti now.
And I still wanted to go to the pub for a few. Now it is too late.
What happened to your proposal my dear niece!
Then I guess it is good bye!
Yes, you are right my angel
Me toooooooo....
are you leaving me as well?
I carry a good supply!
Angel at least be his friend
Foti dont leave Cat in this hard situation
Platonic friendship...
I thought you left me too!
Wonder what happened to Life.
He has a very soft heart... just tell him hi and I LOVE U
Please people come and be kind with Cat.... he done nothing wrong...am his witness with my two curious round eyes
Platonic friendship. Do you believe in fairies too?
What you mean with -
Blood is thicker thn water. Thank you dear niece!
See you next weekend!
Well, all ...
I've got to reboot the PC...
I explained it all in that blog!
I though you said bye.
I had to do it twice already tonight.
I wonder where is Who
Sleeping?
Noniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Oh where is lucky luke and who???
Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyy luuuuuuuuuuuuke
And
Whooooooooooooooooooooo??? dont shy boy we love uuuu
Oh
zorrooooooooooooooman?
who is here hands up
A bad news cat,s electricity went out
And other good news.... dont worry cat ur electricity will back soon
Then why did your wings not get scorched?
La la la la its saturday night and am still infront of comp at 23.20
Should stay or should i goooo Ha ha ha
my face just for you my dear Life
And for you my CAT...
I cant i am exciting... watching love story heehe