An Archaeological Discovery
A recent expedition in the holy land, archaeologists found the painting shown here below in a cave. Without bothering to date the painting properly, they photographed it and sealed the cave again. After a few months they called a press conference, with an enlargement of the cave photograph on display. The hall was filled to capacity.
"We have learned a lot about these people”, the professor started off pointing to the chicken. “These people bred poultry to feed them.”
When the applause ended he pointed to the donkey and said: “They also harnessed animals to help them.”
Plenty more applause before he pointed at the shovel and continued: “And they used tools to till the earth.”
Even more applause followed and he pointed to the fish and said: “These people also supplemented their diet with fish.”
The applause lasted even longer and he concluded: “This was a religious sect; probably Hebrew.”
The professor received a standing ovation for several minutes and when it ended somebody shouted from the back of the hall:” You are all fools!”
The hall went very quiet and an old man stood up in the back row. “Don’t you know,” he said with a strong Jewish accent, “Hebrew is read from right to left.”
“The painting reads: ‘Holy Mackerel! Dig the áss on that chick!’”
Comments (183)
in the MAILBOX?... WHO?
Hi Who,
What's up. Back from the pub now?
All as always...
when he wants to get rid of us, he says that it is guilty electricity...
I live in a third word country. and not in town.
I won't fake electricity. Then I could have gone a long time ago. Here I still am going until the battery runs out. Any moment now.
Yes, you are right I know that...
scouse, i think you jealous of catfoot.
see you all when electric come on.
You said: “I will try to respond to your comments (if necessary) within a few days.”
I notice this on all your blogs that I looked at. Do you really monitor your blogs regularly? I doubt it. See this as a test. I want to see how long before you respond.
yes, I monitor my blogs for new comments every day. I hope this made you happy.
It was easy to find you here, once I learned what site you haunt. As per usual you maintain a high profile. Why are you so aloof with me when we end up at the same party? Are you scared of me? Catfoot.
Do I know you?
You did not answer me. Why do you ignore me? Are you scared of me?
I learned to use emoticons too.
That is my style. My modus operandi, so to speak. And no, I'm certainly not scared of you. If you are who I think you are; or anybody else for that matter.
Women are very vain, and hate to be ignored. It attracts you like a magnet and you are the proof of it.
How about naming a place where we can meet 'by accident'?
This is not the place to communicate. I will no longer reply to you here.
I will be sleeping over in Parow tomorrow night, but if you are who I suspect you are, then I believe you know that allready.
You will then also know what place is owned by W...a. & T..l..
I will be there during the early evening. If you don't know; find out. Otherwise you are a fake!
Hi Ummka, have you figured out on how to upload pics yet?