An Archaeological Discovery
A recent expedition in the holy land, archaeologists found the painting shown here below in a cave. Without bothering to date the painting properly, they photographed it and sealed the cave again. After a few months they called a press conference, with an enlargement of the cave photograph on display. The hall was filled to capacity.
"We have learned a lot about these people”, the professor started off pointing to the chicken. “These people bred poultry to feed them.”
When the applause ended he pointed to the donkey and said: “They also harnessed animals to help them.”
Plenty more applause before he pointed at the shovel and continued: “And they used tools to till the earth.”
Even more applause followed and he pointed to the fish and said: “These people also supplemented their diet with fish.”
The applause lasted even longer and he concluded: “This was a religious sect; probably Hebrew.”
The professor received a standing ovation for several minutes and when it ended somebody shouted from the back of the hall:” You are all fools!”
The hall went very quiet and an old man stood up in the back row. “Don’t you know,” he said with a strong Jewish accent, “Hebrew is read from right to left.”
“The painting reads: ‘Holy Mackerel! Dig the áss on that chick!’”
Comments (183)
Cat show me ur wedding invitation please
And... baby...
from CAT...???
I do not go to this wedding
I'm in mourning...
i'm best man
You must go to the wedding. Youst must bring me food!
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youhooooooooo FotiLove
Why that so? why mourning
Be quick and choose ur perfect dress, lets go
And i will bring u cake
I heard that you're about to get married, too... for N...
???
baby dont back... baby dont trust again.... baby dont back ding ding diling
So sorry...do you want to come back
Are you trying to say that we have a future?...
I ask very seriously.
Deserter!
(In my sense of the word)
Non gave u those pics as a wedding gifts
Yes I do!
Im so sorry you are my niece. I should never have told you!
She slept with one of my servants now she wants to catch me.
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Who are next groom and bride?
We love UUUUU
Am ready to be happy again an dagain
Hey angel where is ur groom...??
Who wants to catch you?
It is that stupid pregnant fairy on the blog. Never seen her in my life.
If I'm not good enough I can take the hint.
Now Cat u should forget angel, she will start a new life for herself in joy an dhappiness
And dear Cat i see ur Alain Delon on our CS.... looks women faint for u here and there