An Archaeological Discovery
A recent expedition in the holy land, archaeologists found the painting shown here below in a cave. Without bothering to date the painting properly, they photographed it and sealed the cave again. After a few months they called a press conference, with an enlargement of the cave photograph on display. The hall was filled to capacity."We have learned a lot about these people”, the professor started off pointing to the chicken. “These people bred poultry to feed them.”
When the applause ended he pointed to the donkey and said: “They also harnessed animals to help them.”
Plenty more applause before he pointed at the shovel and continued: “And they used tools to till the earth.”
Even more applause followed and he pointed to the fish and said: “These people also supplemented their diet with fish.”
The applause lasted even longer and he concluded: “This was a religious sect; probably Hebrew.”
The professor received a standing ovation for several minutes and when it ended somebody shouted from the back of the hall:” You are all fools!”
The hall went very quiet and an old man stood up in the back row. “Don’t you know,” he said with a strong Jewish accent, “Hebrew is read from right to left.”
“The painting reads: ‘Holy Mackerel! Dig the áss on that chick!’”
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Tomorrow will eat banana...thanks for reminder
I don't have Angel, Jarred has her. We're only discussing (fighting over) custody of our minor children.
Thanks for pic
What a pretty face u have so be happy
Never!
Maybe they're not yours.
Foti is in a good mood!
many good luck to u happy people
Love to the world
Love to CS,ers one by one and Good goodie good luck to u all
ho hooooooooo who can make me separate with my laptop tonight
No/one enough brave ?
we will lose our connection with lion world soon, for he has not left electricity anymore
Enjoooooooy untill that time
Are you still at me. Can't we settle this in bed?
whose side are you on?
Long live the CS!
And we certainly...
...side?
Usually, I sleep on the right side but there is now busy
there sleeping
I'll be sleeping alone again...
my fresh kisses for you...
Nite nite nite....
I wont see you tomorrow ... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
kick ME out to go home!
Why?
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you too early rejoiced...
No...
I said good night to Life...
I'm going to find out on which side of the bed asleep each of you will...
r u stil ayt it?
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