An Archaeological Discovery

A recent expedition in the holy land, archaeologists found the painting shown here below in a cave. Without bothering to date the painting properly, they photographed it and sealed the cave again. After a few months they called a press conference, with an enlargement of the cave photograph on display. The hall was filled to capacity.professor

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"We have learned a lot about these people”, the professor started off pointing to the chicken. “These people bred poultry to feed them.”

When the applause ended he pointed to the donkey and said: “They also harnessed animals to help them.”

Plenty more applause before he pointed at the shovel and continued: “And they used tools to till the earth.”

Even more applause followed and he pointed to the fish and said: “These people also supplemented their diet with fish.”

The applause lasted even longer and he concluded: “This was a religious sect; probably Hebrew.”

The professor received a standing ovation for several minutes and when it ended somebody shouted from the back of the hall:” You are all fools!”

The hall went very quiet and an old man stood up in the back row. “Don’t you know,” he said with a strong Jewish accent, “Hebrew is read from right to left.”

“The painting reads: ‘Holy Mackerel! Dig the áss on that chick!’”
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blushing its evening time here. When night comes. I will go to the bar, next door. To have some drinks and mingle with people. Get this off my mind.
Fot, what did I do to deserve that?
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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OH Fotiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Tomorrow will eat banana...thanks for reminderlaugh
Life,

I don't have Angel, Jarred has her. We're only discussing (fighting over) custody of our minor children.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Thanks Darrrrrrrling Foti
Thanks for pic
What a pretty face u haveapplause so be happy dancing
Angel drink milk in bar okay sislaugh
Becouse I have good mood...

teddybear teddybear teddybear
And I do not discharge the battery...

Never!

tongue
* Baby! . I meant Catfoot'. . You can have those children. They dont look like me, no way!
Angel yes,
Maybe they're not yours.
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applause applause applause applause
Foti is in a good mood!
applause applause cheering cheering
What a happy night we have, oh milk in barrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
many good luck to u happy peopledancing
scold I never out of my mouth! Said, that they was my kids. Thats why i didnt hold them.
Hap hap happiness hap happy hap LOVEheart wings
Love to the world
Love to CS,ers one by one and Good goodie good luck to u allapplause
dancing ho hooooooooo who can make me separate with my laptop tonightlaugh
No/one enough brave ?dancing
we will lose our connection with lion world soon, for he has not left electricity anymorelaugh
Enjoooooooy untill that timejoy cartwheel buddies sheep
laugh In the bedroom, we had twin beds, for a reason.
Why is everybody so quiet?
cheering cheering
Angel,
Are you still at me. Can't we settle this in bed?
laugh laugh
angel please support Catlion under ur wings... Love love love is bestangel heart wings bouquet
Foti,

whose side are you on?
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Life best of the best! thumbs up

Long live the CS!

And we certainly...

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When i got over to the bar tonight. I will get, in a good mood too! *
I should have gone to the pub earlier. I wanted to.
drinking wine beer
CAT
...side? confused

Usually, I sleep on the right side but there is now busy
there sleeping angel

moping
Ah, can it, Foti
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
head banger Why didnt you go to the pub? You been going! I will go tonite, for you. And do the kissing and the hugging.
...nothing funny for me
broken heart

I'll be sleeping alone again...drinking

sigh
Angel, you always did as you pleased, so why would tonight be any different?
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That's the best Foti, kick him out to go home!
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Lifelifelifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

my fresh kisses for you...

lips lips lips lips lips lips

Nite nite nite....

I wont see you tomorrow ... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

grin
CAAAAAAAT ! ! !

kick ME out to go home!

Why?

crying crying crying aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...crying crying
Goodnite Foti'. . . I want be here tomarrow!
Good night Fot!
wave wave wave
I did not say kick you out. I said kick HIM out!
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Has life Left?
confused
smoking

you too early rejoiced...

No...
I said good night to Life...

I'm going to find out on which side of the bed asleep each of you will...

very mad
hi fot, angel, catfoot

r u stil ayt it?
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uh nobody here.
confused confused
in the MAILBOX!
oooops... sorry

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