Eureka!! I Found The Reason!
A recent inventory of the parts of our blog press revealed that most of the parts were either missing or unserviceable and I must make an urgent appeal to all the guilty parties to return those parts so we can get the blog press running on all cylinders again.
According to my information
Zman took the plunge and has not returned it yet.
Angel grabbed the opportunity and made off with it.
Jim hit the road and it has a bend in it.
Mimi stole the show and is baking cupcakes with it.
Ken broke the record and it is now useless.
Wallops beat the odds and it cracked.
Johnny lost the way and we can find it nowhere.
Snooky took the chance and squandered it.
Vivian broke the ice and it melted.
Usha split the difference and mislaid one of the pieces
Kalpataru took the brunt and has been missing since.
Ccincy lost the bet and it is still missing
Flutterby broke the curse and it is ruined for ever.
Lukie lost the track when it fell of his bike.
Hans broke the silence and it needs to be repaired.
Teenameena closed the deal and we cannot get it open again.
Calleis took the gamble and lost it.
Minerva spilled the beans and it is all over the floor.
KNenach seized the initiative and ran away with it.
Phoenix lost the momentum and it cannot be located anywhere.
Loulou broke the date and some of the pieces are missing.
Ummka took the hint and mislaid it somewhere.
Lindsy dropped the subject and it is no longer working.
Nidifugous dropped the case and it is broken.
Some unidentified body kicked the bucket and left a dent in it.
Management is still missing the point and needs it badly.
If anybody took or damaged any parts of the blog press that is not mentioned in the list, please own up and return it as soon as possible. With all these missing parts, it is no wonder that the blog production is down. So come on guys & dolls, our blog press cannot work without the parts. Let’s get these things back so we can get up to full production again.
No, don’t look at me. I took nothing. With only the blame left to pilfer, I’d be very foolish to take it. However, I did blow the whistle but it is still working. Ok!
A grand day to ya all.
Comments (64)
Here have one of KN's cup cake before I eat them all
Cat's been stealing them... And the ones he stole are the ones I set aside for Mimi ... Oh she is going to be VERY mad!!!!!
Kn, ... ( between bites) they are soooooooo GoOD!!!!
Don't play innocent now.
so great to see your pic up again. I have almost forgotten what you look like. And don't worry about the broken curse, somebody is likely to invent another one.
Well, yes, I admit that I spilled the beans, but you also blew the whistle, so we´ll have to take the blame whether you like or not.
Mind you, we could also have broken the record for honesty, but Ken has already broken it..
So, I have no choice but take the initiative and run away with KN before someone else blows the wistle on me!
But, before I go I´ll make sure I clean all those beans on the floor to remove all the evidence.
I shall also give back the blame I took from you Cat.
As for initiative, I shall also return it on my arrival.
Ufff..!!! Are we quit now?
I cannot accept co-responsibility for any blame. I you want to take the blame you are welcome to it but please return it before the weekend.
My legal team advised me against taking the blame or accepting liability of any kind. I'm so sorry but you are on your own in this.
Minerva I can send the cleaning squad.
Angel you're charging a little bit too much on the shipping.
Jack Daniels or Captain Morgan is not going to get you off the hook here.
The fact is that you broke the subject when you dropped it to the floor. Although there is no visible damage, it no longer switches on and we need it to get the press serviceable.
Angel and I had some debate about your lot and you missed an arrest by the skin of your nose. I hope you straightened the right bend. The blog press must be up and running pronto.
See, where there is a will there is a way.
Why do I have to use my strong arm strategy before the people complied. At this rate on blog press will be running ahead of schedule. Nice!!!!
Mimi is running a schedule of her own at the moment that I don't understand. I believe wallops handles the distribution of cupcakes on her behalf. That is what remains after Jim and I raided the consignment.
Don't be like that. We need the track to get the press back on track.
I did have the handle of the press at one stage, But alas it would not turn the gearsproperly.
Sorry if this has caused any inconvinience.
Only halfway done baking! Be back before you know it!
Meanwhile, here's some cupcakes that I accidentally found stashed away under piano
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Great to see you around again. Your first comment left me thinking that you were a ghostwriter.
Thank you very much. 144 cupcakes! Gross! I'll split it fairly with Jim.
And much as I like cupcakes, can we have the show back by the weekend. The blog press must run and the show must go on.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6gEkfwozhE
Eish, looks as if CS or youtube changed something since I last posted a video. Can somebody help?
A great song.
Simon & Garfunkel share the number one spot with the Bee Gees in my music taste.
Thanks for your cooperating in getting our blog press going again. If everybody was as forthcoming, it would have been running by now.
Oh Hans, I have not posted a video for ages and somehow it did not want to work when I tried it a few minutes ago.
No, I do that and everything else right. I suspect I used a bad link. I'll check it out later again.