Baldness Explained.
Baldness is often misunderstood, which is mainly due to a lot of hair roots filling the brain cavity. Our position on the evolution scale dictates that we should have no hair on our heads. That is why babies, in general, are born with little or no hair.
The shape of the head does not get much attention while the baby is in the mother’s womb. This is because of the natural pressure exerted on it as the womb tries to regain its normal size. It is sometimes aggravated by corsets and other tight garments. Remember, a baby’s head is soft.
During birth, this condition it goes worse. The circumference of the baby’s head is much larger than what the birth canal can accommodate. As something must give (the birth canal won’t), the baby’s head goes. Because of all the aforementioned circumstances, all babies are born with an imperfect shape of the scalp.
It takes time for the scalp to attain its perfect shape and until then nature covers our scalps with hair on order to hide the imperfections for the time being. This process of reaching that perfect shape typically takes about forty to fifty years. It can take longer and in rare cases, it can happen much sooner.
Women, being hard headed, seldom attain that perfect scalp, and normally take most their hair with them into the grave.
On the other hand, being more flexible, men mostly make it, though sometimes only partially. As perfection approaches, the hair (on the perfect parts of the scalp) is gradually shed and as the hair (and their roots) decreases it creates more space for the brain to develop until eventually a perfect specimen of our species emerges. .
When next time you see a person with a full head of hair, know that he or she still has a lot to hide under that hair. And if the person speaks a lot of garbage on top of it, bear in mind what fills the brain cavity.
Bottoms up then!
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You don’t have to thank me for this valuable information. I rendered it as a public service in order to promote a better understanding of the things in life that really matter.
Comments (55)
You really aught to follow that link in my first comment. It explains baldness in front and on top in a more scientific way.
We are born with perfect scalps we are not slow in attaining perfection in anything.
Just kidding!!!
Not really. Remember Lieutenant Lilla in Star Trek. She was pretty enough.
You should. The want to remake Star Trek and are looking for a new Lt Lilla.
Do you think you are a bald man?
Yes and rightly so.
Nope, I do not have a perfect scalp yet but I'm almost there.
You're supposed to be on my side.
Yep, he somehow reminds me of BA in the A-Team. Maybe if the take him flying a few times he will loose his hair too.
You think so? Then try this for size.
Just what the hell is a ...?
Patrick Stewart, I mean. Thanks Cat. Need to have a little sit-down now. Phew ...
Back off, babe. I staked my claim
Ok, thanks for dropping in. You should be seated at your computer. It is less tiring.
Don't fight over one man. At a smallish facilitation fee, I can avail myself.
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I have been rejected so often that I have learned to handle it well.
What is it good for?
What kind of a friend are you?
I still have a lot on top. My hair is longer now. I grow it in winter and keep it short in summer.
Yes, my hair is a bit longer than one might expect for this time of the year. I still meant to cut it once more before winter set in but winter jumped on me from nowhere. The bad news is that it is going to get a lot longer before summer arrives. I normally cut my hair towards the end of October or beginning November for the first time.
Hang five. I'm going to cut all my hair off.
Just Saying!....