A Woman Needed Urgently
I have always wanted a partner and I only realized the other day that I have been looking for the wrong person all along. To formulate my desires, I sat down and wrote what I really wanted. Of course, the end result was not quite what I would normally post on my blog, so I had to sanitize it somewhat because I suspect that some of the people commenting on the blogs, may be as young as ten years old.
So this is what I require:
A tall well-build woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
To mask my requirements from the under-aged, I inserted two lines to lead them astray. If you cannot work out which lines to skip or if you are offended by the end result, you are probably under age.
I don’t believe this stuff, but my horoscope in this morning’s newspaper said that I’m to avoid the numbers two and four today, while one, three, and five will bring good luck. Maybe you should try it as well.
Have a great day.
Comments (71)
Have a great day
I suppose you don't like classical music.
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I remember that you once posted something similar to this. I cannot recall the contents. This one sat with me for a long time before posting it. I was not sure if it was the same as you posted.
you should listen the song of Meghan Trainor ; Dear future husband
@ Hans ; where is your quiz ??
I'll do that when I return. we'll be going for lunch shortly (as soon as my grandson is dressed) and from there we're going to town for an hour or two.
Can you see how easily men can be pleased. We are such easy creatures.
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With the lack of productivity in this country, we have plenty of it here. I'll send you a jar of time in no time. Angel will invoice you for it ant a better time. Do you require normal time, overtime, or prime time. We have several millenniums if high quality time to dispense with. It really is a matter of space and we do not have the facilities to store time for any duration of time.
I bless the search....
Keep searching...
Who knows....
I see you don't mention classical music. but we can waive that requirement as it is part of the equation that is left out.
No, resumes is always full of lies. Same as the profiles on CS. I don't bother reading it.
Well that promotes you to the top of the list so far.
Good grief, no
No double meaning here. two fifths are already list in deciphering.
Don't put everybody in one box.
Trust your search and instinct.
Goodluck?
Spare time,
Time that heals all wounds,
Time that changes things,
Un-wasted time,
Good time,
Time tunnel,
Passage of time,
Un-changed time,
Universal time.... just to mention a few, all these can be stuffed into a time capsule for postage...
If I require more time I will contact you in time....
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SERIOUSLY.
I HOPE YOU COULD FIND WHAT YOUR HEART"s DESIRE..
Sorry for disappearing like that. I got a visitor and when he left I had to tun for lunch at my sister. We never got to going to town.
You do that, but try to keep to the essentials.. With the anticipated rush, wardrobe space may become an issue.
Don't put everybody in one box.
Mine is also accurate.
If it takes any time to locate those references, just send your application without it. It is becoming a matter of urgency.
Will do. Contact Angel to arrange payment. Delivery will be within three years from date of payment. Time is our business and not a factor in delivery. We deliver in our own time and it will not be deducted from the time you bought. And the more time you buy from us, the more time you save.
Is that popcorn sugar-coated or salted?
You're on the wrong site.
They have what you're looking for on __.__ com.
I suggest that you stay in your lane...
Really? I must go there immediately
Cleaning yes, but not to live in. Maybe later.
I'm not sure is non youtube videos can be posted. For many months I could not post youtube videos and the other day all of a sudden it worked again.
I fear I cannot help.
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