I Found The Perfect Partner For You

Hey! Yes you… the fella who moved from 69 to 88; I thought I found a perfect partner for you… and then I realized you’re not Italian. But you have that Italian look and we can still save the day if you are willing to relocate to Italy even if it is just for a while. wink

This gal is hell bent on a tall, dark and handsome Italian guy and she has been searching for years now; just as desperate as you. You’re already tall and dark and with a new pic we can get you to some degree of handsome as well.grin

The Italian part is a bit problematic but there are many booklets teaching Italian phrases and you do really have an Italian look. She is South-African, cannot speak Italian and won’t even catch on that you only know a few phrases. And to sweeten the deal you can tell her that your father is a Count of some sorts. She very status aware. This will go easier than what I thought.applause

Hooking up with her is going to be just as easy. All you need to do is walk by and pinch her on the bum in true Italian style. She’ll love it and you will live happily after.love

When I think of it, you are a perfect match. You’re both weird and both have the tendency to ask the same question over and over.conversing

Ah, I better prep you for the most important question that she may ask. Tell her that you will inherit the title of Count but your father is planning to wear the 'o' round his neck into his grave..idea

And then I have the perfect escape route for you if your union turns sour. Just tell her that Catfoot is your best friend and that he’s coming to visit for six weeks. I can guarantee that she’ll leave before the next day. hole

If you’re interested, let me know so I can point you in the right direction. pointing
cats meow cats meow

I’m doing it here because the two of you have another common trait. Neither of you seem to read the comments on your own blogs.wave

The contents of this blog is purely fictional and a figment of my imagination. Any resemblance to anybody, dead or alive, is absolutely incidental.

Comments (71)

I hope they read , seeing that they do not give comments .
MimiArt7348
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Catfoot
Hi Annlee
It is Saturday. The blogs will wake up later. and I don't think every body recognizes both main players. but they will know who they are.laugh
Catfoot
Hi Mimi,
just as I say that you come around. I trust that you know whom I'm talking about. I just wondered if I was too vague.
hug
MimiArt7348
Arty's MiMi is not very bright I'm afraid and she wouldn't have a clue which two you were referring to grin
Be prepared to give relationship advise , you will be receiving alot of emails from whoever. Seeing you are a matchmaker lol
Catfoot
Mimi
I cannot believe you. He's been all over the blogs lately though I have not seen her on the blogs since my return. but i see she is quite active in the forums. Ah, and then received more than one nomination as the weirdest on somebody's blog the other day.
hug
Catfoot
Annlee,
You're telling me! I did not know that I could be such a matchmaker. I think I should offer my services to CS on a permanent basis. laugh
hug
MimiArt7348
The trick now is how to fix both of them up together?? confused
diova
Just can't help yourself now, can you Cat... meeow laugh
ekself
Is that where she is. Thought she found the man of her dreams and left CS for good. Damn...so miracles really don't happen.sigh
Catfoot
Oh Mimi
That is the easiest part. He only needs to stand around within hearing distance of her and make Italian noises. You know the Italians? Just like the French; just noisier. She will investigate and he must pinch her bum. But not just any pinch. A true Italian pinch and the knot will be tied..laugh
hug
Cat!!!!!

rolling on the floor laughing


You are certainly taking more risks in 2018.laugh
diova
Ekself! It's a new year with new possibilities. Who knows dunno
viking67
Hi Cat!

I often wonder why people put themself in a position where nothing is "good enough"...?

..at the same time beeing so blind that they wouldn`t reckognice their own reflecktion in the mirror,

doesn`t help eighter...laugh

cool wine
Catfoot
Hi Diova
you know this is not easy on me. You know I have a crush on her myself. but my feelings for her is so noble that I don't care about me. It'd her happiness that matters most of all.laugh
hug
Catfoot
Hi Ek,
Nope, I took a quick stroll through the forums and there she was; in technicolor and large as life still looking for her Italian stallion. And then I thought of 88. It will be like two flies with on swat.laugh
hug
diova
Of course Cat, of course.... I should've known better.

Come to think of it... you don't make a bad couple conversing


heart wings heart beating heart wings
Catfoot
hi Molly
You saw my 'new year resolutions'. I'm just getting into gear to live up to my new expectations. But I still think it is a good match. I may even get an invitation and a free air ticket to the wedding. they may even ask me to be his best man.laugh
hug
I could see you beaten up down a dark alley before that'd happen laugh
Catfoot
Hi Viking
the thing is, when you're perfect, you are perfect and ordinary mortals like as is a schlep. We should not be so harsh on her. It's not easy to be perfect with everybody watching you with hawk eyes; or is it with envy?rolling on the floor laughing
cheers
viking67
...well I will for sure keep my sunglasses on....cool grin cheers
Catfoot
Diova,
It could never work. I'm not worthy of her. Apparently South-African men, esp the Afrikaans speaking clan, is up to no good. I cannot argue against such superior intellect, wow
hug
Catfoot
Molly,
It's ok. I have people watching the airport, station and the tunnel, looking out for her. But I think I'm over reacting. She will be very grateful when she meets her pseudo Italian.laugh
hug
Catfoot
Viking Yes,
Sunglasses is a must. her halo is bright enough to blind us mortals a half a mile away.
cheers
Kalpataru
Hi Catfoot
Please do forgive me, but I wonder what really have the two done to you that deserve this kind of blog. hmmm
Catfoot
Kal,
I'm trying to help them to get together. what is so wrong about that?
hug
diova
Kal, the characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead is purely coincidental innocent
Catfoot
Hi Diova
Thanks for trying but the damage is done. I think she just killed my blog.
Hi Catfoot, I thought I found my perfect match yesterday and I walked by and pinched her on her bum, it didn't work out to well.

Maybe I should have introduced myself first. dunno
Catfoot
Eishh Wen!
You should have spoken to me first. It is all in the accent. Apparently Italian is the in thing now. When you see her again make sure you speak with an Italian accent or even better a few Italian phrases before pinching her bum.laugh
cheers
Yes next time I will seek your advice, But as for her I have to wait a year when the restraining order runs out.


frustrated
Catfoot
Wen
Ah, is it that bad!. Where did you say you pinch her?devil
laugh cheers
On the bum, might have got away with it but was caught on camera. Oh yell and I can't go back in store. grin
Catfoot
Eish!! life is a b*tch. It was probably just bad timing. You know this PMS thing makes women very unpredictable at times.hole
cheers
Cachuchi
Yeah the PMS thing ....from the book "Tell me how many excuses do you need because just women have hormones in human race" chapter I, right? grin
Catfoot
Hi Cachuchi
Ouch, you're catching me a bit off balance here. I don't know too much about these things. Only what we hear on the schoolyard and you know all the BS that's told at the schoolyard.dunno

Cheer up man! this is all a joke!rolling on the floor laughing
hug
Cachuchi
cheers
It was a momentary lapse of reason grin

All good handshake
Catfoot
Hi Cachuchi
Great! It's all in good spirit. Next week I'm doing serious blogs. That is provided that this blog does not get me suspended before that. I have the notion that two or three people are going to report it.laugh
hug
Catfoot, I think you are safe not to be reported, My lawyer said you saved your neck my adding the red caption.

Yes he is watching you very carefully hole

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