Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you? ( Archived) (852)

Dec 3, 2009 3:40 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
seveneyes
seveneyesseveneyesaztec, New Mexico USA1 Threads 578 Posts
bettyboop63: Have Faith My Child

for the umpteenth time Mrs. Youngston came to her pastor to tell him, "I'm so scared! Joe says he's going to kill me if I continue to come to your church."

"Yes, yes, my child," replied the pastor, more than a little tired of hearing this over and over. "I will continue to pray for you, Mrs. Youngston. Have faith - the Lord will watch over you."

"Oh yes, he has kept me safe thus far, only....."

"Only what, my child?"

"Well, now he says if I keep coming to your church, he's going to kill YOU!"

"Well, now," said the pastor, "Perhaps it's time to check out that little church on the other side of town."


I know you put that up in fun, but keep in mind that that is a false story. One that never happened. If something like that did happen immediately the pastor would have the police involved. Most likely after the very first threat made toward the womans life. -actually probably way before it if the poastor or others knew that she was being abused.
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Dec 3, 2009 3:41 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
bettyboop63
bettyboop63bettyboop63glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK61 Threads 2,036 Posts
ok i shall go stand at the back of the class eh...tongue
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Dec 3, 2009 3:41 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
seveneyes: I know you put that up in fun, but keep in mind that that is a false story. One that never happened. If something like that did happen immediately the pastor would have the police involved. Most likely after the very first threat made toward the womans life. -actually probably way before it if the poastor or others knew that she was being abused.
That Freighttrain is getting closer!laugh
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Dec 3, 2009 3:46 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
bettyboop63
bettyboop63bettyboop63glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK61 Threads 2,036 Posts
Words From Above




boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon." How do you know what to say?" he asked.

"Why, God tells me."

"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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Dec 3, 2009 4:08 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
seveneyes
seveneyesseveneyesaztec, New Mexico USA1 Threads 578 Posts
bettyboop63: ok i shall go stand at the back of the class eh...


no, but it is kinda sad to read that stuff cause I know that alot of people convince themselves of those things about believers in Jesus. Have your fun, but please know the truth. Hopefully you dont convince yourself of things that will lead to the needless oppression of the faithfull.
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Dec 3, 2009 4:10 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
bettyboop63
bettyboop63bettyboop63glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK61 Threads 2,036 Posts
well im sure even GOD has a sense of humour...he made you didnt he....tongue
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Dec 3, 2009 4:11 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
seveneyes: no, but it is kinda sad to read that stuff cause I know that alot of people convince themselves of those things about believers in Jesus. Have your fun, but please know the truth. Hopefully you dont convince yourself of things that will lead to the needless oppression of the faithfull.
Needless?
Is there a NEEDED One?confused dunno doh laugh
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Dec 3, 2009 4:15 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
conjor
conjorconjorSmithfield, North Carolina USA61 Threads 2,056 Posts
bettyboop63: Have Faith My Child

for the umpteenth time Mrs. Youngston came to her pastor to tell him, "I'm so scared! Joe says he's going to kill me if I continue to come to your church."

"Yes, yes, my child," replied the pastor, more than a little tired of hearing this over and over. "I will continue to pray for you, Mrs. Youngston. Have faith - the Lord will watch over you."

"Oh yes, he has kept me safe thus far, only....."

"Only what, my child?"

"Well, now he says if I keep coming to your church, he's going to kill YOU!"

"Well, now," said the pastor, "Perhaps it's time to check out that little church on the other side of town."
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Dec 3, 2009 4:16 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
something tells me , that many of us , don`t really understand the true meaning of the concept of god ... or a higher being

its similar with the concept of Love
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Dec 3, 2009 4:16 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
xxfrecklesxx
xxfrecklesxxxxfrecklesxxBanyeres de Mariola, Valencia Spain23 Threads 1 Polls 1,568 Posts
bettyboop63: well im sure even GOD has a sense of humour...he made you didnt he....



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing .........good answer BB
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Dec 3, 2009 6:31 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
seveneyes
seveneyesseveneyesaztec, New Mexico USA1 Threads 578 Posts
Conrad73: Needless?
Is there a NEEDED One?


You should be a barber cause you split hairs so well! hug
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Dec 4, 2009 8:50 AM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
potter1
potter1potter1stafford, Staffordshire, England UK1 Threads 178 Posts
brandycuba: I have found that there are very few people who believe in God or Jesus on this site, can someone tell me what their reasoning is? Why don't you believe in God, Jesus?


Because I have a mind of my own????doh
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Dec 4, 2009 9:06 AM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
potter1
potter1potter1stafford, Staffordshire, England UK1 Threads 178 Posts
seveneyes: huh? Try Again? Wth are you talking about? In the afterlife we will have conscienceness. We will have intellect, we will have emotions. We will be spiritual beings and not just energy where there is no right or wrong. The kingdom of heave is a place of perfection where there is not wrong or evil, but the fact remains that we will not just turn to energy when we pass on just becuase you theorize it.




I dont beleive that you know of all this first hand, so where are you getting all this knowledge from.frustrated doh
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Dec 4, 2009 2:36 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
seveneyes
seveneyesseveneyesaztec, New Mexico USA1 Threads 578 Posts
potter1: I dont beleive that you know of all this first hand, so where are you getting all this knowledge from.


It is first hand.
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Dec 4, 2009 2:56 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
calmheartseeks
calmheartseekscalmheartseeksSomewhere, California USA7 Threads 1 Polls 505 Posts
Because there is always an editing process. laugh

bettyboop63: Words From Above

boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon." How do you know what to say?" he asked.

"Why, God tells me."

"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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Dec 4, 2009 3:02 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
mossopw
mossopwmossopwWest Midlands, Herefordshire, England UK3 Threads 194 Posts
brandycuba: I have found that there are very few people who believe in God or Jesus on this site, can someone tell me what their reasoning is? Why don't you believe in God, Jesus?


Just what god are you talking about ? I am sure you are aware that within this world people believe in a number of gods ! always have and always will. professor
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Dec 4, 2009 4:19 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
crotalus_p
crotalus_pcrotalus_pRush, Dublin Ireland43 Threads 6 Polls 2,789 Posts
seveneyes: It is first hand.
The human mind is very susceptible to suggestions and hallucinations scold
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Dec 4, 2009 4:28 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
EliteOne
EliteOneEliteOneBrisbane, Queensland Australia38 Threads 1,590 Posts
bettyboop63: Have Faith My Child

for the umpteenth time Mrs. Youngston came to her pastor to tell him, "I'm so scared! Joe says he's going to kill me if I continue to come to your church."

"Yes, yes, my child," replied the pastor, more than a little tired of hearing this over and over. "I will continue to pray for you, Mrs. Youngston. Have faith - the Lord will watch over you."

"Oh yes, he has kept me safe thus far, only....."

"Only what, my child?"

"Well, now he says if I keep coming to your church, he's going to kill YOU!"

"Well, now," said the pastor, "Perhaps it's time to check out that little church on the other side of town."


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Dec 4, 2009 4:33 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
potter1: I dont beleive that you know of all this first hand, so where are you getting all this knowledge from.
knowledge ?confused
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Dec 4, 2009 6:43 PM CST Those who don't believe in God or Jesus, why don't you?
seveneyes
seveneyesseveneyesaztec, New Mexico USA1 Threads 578 Posts
Conrad and Crotalus sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes conrad ironing Crotalus's shirts in a girly apron!

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