Bad guy
Infact he was not a bad guy..he was just sexy, he've read my thoughts...I think that's why he smiled..
Torn Between Two
:P Life is weird sometimes. Time passes, things change...
Check Me Out!
I am written words on paper In insipid flowery phrase I haven't any substance But I still expect your praise You'll scratch your head a little As you read all that I am Of course I don't make any sense Do you really give a damn Oh how my
Beer Acrostic
Cheers to beers
Easy Does It
Last day of conscript labor... :D
HO....HO.....HO!...........lol
I BELIEVE!!!!!......xxx
Y_Y
hahaha :P
cold ain
I never really liked the cold I am not fond of rain But for reasons unimaginable and quite unfathomable I love the two when they are twain
It’s all about L-O-V-E ;")
My romantic poem ends like crazy again!!! -_-‘’ lol
Adventures in Plumbing
What I've been fighting the last several days...
enunciation
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/enunciation http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/elocution wheew...it twisted all the letters listed!
Karma
Hello Karma, my old friend, I'm glad to see we meet again. I piss on you, and you on me; But I piss a stream and you the sea.
One Fine Day (Anon)
My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy.
Value your lover!
ladies and gentlemen please value what you have.
Clouded thinking
just thoughts !!
Thank God! (a limerick)
^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceeeee to me))))) -->_<-- I wanna see you all and give a BIG BIG HUG/each!!!! ^_____^ well, this is my 1st poem in 2011!! Happy New Year with(out) STD))) LOL :P
I need samples! (a limerick)
-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a "limerick"
do NOT read this
ok, despite an explicit direction you clicked for a closer inspection maybe to get a singular connection without invoking undo detection let this then, not lead to dismay that you be pleased with what i say do not quickly depart without delay
The Lady In The Mirror
about seeing onesself as we really are...
MEN
WHEN I HEAR A MAN SAY FRIEND WITH BENEFITS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. YOU HAVE THEN CHEATING MARRIED MEN SAYING " SHE DONT MAKE ME HAPPY". GET HER A DAM BOOK AND LET HER LEARN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. BUT IN REALITY HE IS A LAIR. HE JUST WANT A FOOL HE CAN LAY WITH WHEN EVER HE HAS ACHANCE TO SNEAK AWAY. HE TREAT THE OTHER WOMAN JUST LIKE A WHORE BUT THE ONLY THING HER SERVICE WAS FOR FREE. LADIES FIND YOUR OWN MAN.
IN CONFUSION
from dreamweaver the poems....just for a laugh.....Andrew....xxx
when i look into your eyes
just off the topp of my head
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2012
Its time to worry time to fear 2012 will soon be here. The earth will line up with the stars and blow us all to maybe mares. Their is no time to count you’re worth we won’t be on this planet earth. There will be no more trans, plains or coaches. The
Trouble Is.....
Just a little nonsense....lol....Andrew...xxx
attacks
i wrote this one day when i was bored in class. it's kind of a fun play on words.
a rash of limerick
ah...the first of perhaps several awful offerings
There was a.........
just thought of this, then cleaned it up for the sensitive souls among us...lol....Andrew...xxx
fore!
I heard of a golfer named hedistuff who's teeshots would always land in the rough despite the tears that he cried no matter how hard he tried his very best was just never enough
And then there was.........
For the not so sensitive souls....lol....funny what one remembers from school......Andrew...xxx
and another......
ooooooops!......lol.....Andrew....xxx
All the nice girls.....
AHA!......a clean one.....lol....Andrew...xxx
WHO DARES WIN?!!!!
additional info: When male winner get kiss and picture Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!... mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok.. Something gotta be rock! .......... .... How 'bout "Fellsman's pic in a short-boxer???
John Wayne (Limerick)
A Western themed Limerick for ya'll. :)
Limerick Weekend #2
I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".
OOOOOPS!
Toilet humour.....lol....xxx
.... from Nantucket
see...clean...hah! (dammit)
There once
There once was a lass from Kilkenny Who’s admirers on line were many She mailed and she posted Her bits, they got roasted And so she decided to Write poetry ...
hedi's past
best job I ever had (can I please be age 20 again?)
The Limerick Challenge
My jean's are tight My top is low and all about is quivering it's friday night, the lights are low so when are you delivering ...........
I knew there had to be a catch...
love my children...