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Ten ways to ward off a Zombie

It's typical this season to look out your window and see a horde of Zombies dragging accross your front lawn. But fear not. Here are some tried and proven tips to ward off those pesky Zombies who are only out for blood. You can thank me later.

Ode to the outhouse poet..

just a bit of dark humor my poet friends...lol

Johnny Carson Terms for Death

I used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at a thesaurus company.

Chrissy- Three's Company (Season 4:The Goodbye Guy

Love that show, one of the funniest of all time!

Is is What Was Was?

This poem I read almost every day while enjoying my homeschooling through high school. I kept psychoanalyzing it all, when all I really needed to do was agree with it lol

She was only the vicars daughter.......

lol.....xxx....Andrew

Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!

I wrote it today, and responce was received shortly after, it made me laugh till tears!

The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag Whiskey

Saw this one on the wall of a the hotel at Isleornsay on Skye, many years ago.

Funny honey

your my honey your my sweet your my pumpkin pie to eat you my sugar and my spices your my icing and my ices your my candy your my cake oops i ate you by mistake :XD

its a dogs life

Its a dogs life gotta tell you wearing goggles like these so i m frowning who would nt this dog dont want to swim in sea so i m in a mood look what

couplet poem dance

beth danced to rhyme most of the daytime she was still bright dancing in the night those she would meet beth had dancing feet

Bionic Fred. (A poem made by myself 20 years ago.)

It's so far back I cannot recall what lead to me writing this, but it could have been because I was in a funny mood, with nothing more to do so thought I'd sit down and be creative, lol.

Spam

You never know!! or do you??

Broken Man

Men and their cars!!, the great compensator, I wrote this about four years ago, it still makes me smile. We used to have a funny night on here, those were the days, for those who can remember.

Humorous Sonnet

You wish for me to write a sonnet Words of love dripping from the page But then you come and insult my bonnet Did you not think that would result in rage Your

Beer Acrostic

Cheers to beers

Limerick soap

Do you know her?

Judge Judy

You folks have been sworn in and can be seated. Your contract for babysitting services have been null and void. Wipe that silly grin from your face you’re making me annoyed! I’ve read you’re statement now look in my eyes! I can tell by you

Rattles

just some black humour!!

Alien limerick

Popped up whist thinking spacey thoughts...

Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter’s Day?

My humblest apologies to William Shakespeare who at last report was spinning in his grave

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND

Just a silly little poem about us girls and our eye makeup

A Man behind the Mask

He is a man in the past Keep something in his heart Keep something in his mind His words reflect his mask Hiding behind his own truth There is a fear to face the world His heart was broken so many times His heart feels something to explode

THE VERY PROPER GANDER

Those who have fallen victims to slander, scandal, malignant gossip and backbiting can relate to the above. Humankind has devised all kinds of brutal punishment for those innocent of crime who happened to be political opponents and pose threat to the well-being of movers and shakers or just failed to please them. This is a poetic rendition of James Thurber’s parody entitled “The Very Proper Gander”.

Wilderness Survival

Inspired by Bear Grylis, the guy who eats some really disgusting stuff!

ALIVE AT 65

I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th.

Same Homeless man I metaphor

humorous reality of events

The rain is falling...

It is still raining ...my mind is sleepy so a whacky ,tacky poem I present you all...dogmy raining catday ... Smile I know are reading and laughing !!! Ancient Bullman

The Horse from the Course (challenge)

Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrote it - b/c I like to be silly sometimes(& I've been told I should write a poem, tho I don't agree LOL) how I was feeling at the time - ambivalent... but brave for Dog(It's a Dog's Life poem)

My Way

I always felt the lust flowing thru my veins Talking in my head sometimes driving me insane It's the power of the road that seems to take hold It's the wandering bug flowing out of control I've tried to settle down but found it so hard

Cowgirl In Wyoming (Limerick)

Cowboy Limerick :)

Woman Wanted

Do not leave without a comment

Do not write a poem, when silent speak in silence. Do not feed the demons, biscuits and watermelons. Do not say to sitting ducks, that they're fierce dragons. Do not give lame excuses, to play with trolls and maidens. Do not kiss and

Return of the Admiral's Cake Trolley ~ Rob’s Style

In fond remembrance of the Cake Trolley!

Sorry I have a secret that I haven't told you!

LOL I think it's funny but my friends at work told me this is bad dead joke.. Y_Y lol so I just try post it here too... lol just wanna prove that my friends told me lies or my joke is really dead..+_+ LOL

I love the beach

I love the beach it's my most favorite place in the world I love sit on the sand and watch the pretty girls Dream my life away Oh, I love the waves The beach is my most favorite place in the world The boulevard on a Friday night Pop a brew

John Wayne (Limerick)

A Western themed Limerick for ya'll. :)

Scream!

True story! They do sound just like a woman screaming...

Twisted Fairy Tale

A twisted fairy tale

Trouble Is.....

Just a little nonsense....lol....Andrew...xxx

Robin Williams/Easter

This is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did.