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MY only GUY at night

MY only GUY..at night..:")

I'm so in love , I'm soooooo in loooove with you...Mr. Pillo---w lol

TV Remote

TV Remote

TV is not what it used to be

WORD OF THE DAY CHALLENGE

WORD OF THE DAY CHALLENGE

Jazzy's "Word of the Day Challenge"! Will be extremely happy if you make any sense of it.

How Can I Resist You

How Can I Resist You

My new love, a Mediterranean scroll fresh from the bakery

De seperated

De-seperated

Just humor

SIMPLE SIMON

SIMPLE SIMON

taking liberty on an old rhyme

ODE TO A WASP

ODE TO A WASP

Wasps bastards with wings

i paid her to please me

i paid her to please me .. .

not a serious one obviously. i was thinking of my coming of age, and obviously my first new car .. in my eyes the most beautiful little FIAT 128 in rosso-ossido colour. 2 doors, alloys and wide tyres. and yes i did let her down with my first motoring accident........aahhh, 35 years - such a long time, but can seem so 'like yesterday'. i hope this brought back some of your own pleasant memories :) xx virgosign

Nothing Overlooked

Nothing Overlooked

Nothing is more than just a simple word Its an adjective, a noun, it's a subject,or a verb Whats in the box? nothing at all Anticipation with excitement or disappointment

Watta Crazy World

Watta Crazy World!

I know you hate the censors lol thats why I made it. LOL ......... Just a poem on a crazy lazy day... lol wanna write something but just cant write a nice or romantic one.. lol :P

Go Ask Alice

Go Ask Alice

To Lewis Carroll

Thank God a limerick

Thank God! (a limerick)

^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceeeee to me))))) -->_<-- I wanna see you all and give a BIG BIG HUG/each!!!! ^_____^ well, this is my 1st poem in 2011!! Happy New Year with(out) STD))) LOL :P

My quantum lover

My quantum lover

It's the weekend! Let's get some poetry up in the house..lol.

The Secret To A Happy Life

The Secret To A Happy Life

#4 Just a bit of good advice from an old hand. Take or leave it.

Morse code

Morse code: --..-...---.-....

He said: ---.-..-...? She said:..-.--...-.Maybe He: ----.-...-..-...-..Really? She: --.-.-.-.--..Yes! He: --.......-.--.-Wow!

Internet Girl

Internet Girl

I knew there had to be a reason...

YOU SHOULD READ ITS IMPORTANT

YOU SHOULD READ, IT’S IMPORTANT!

Let’s talk off the air! LOL

Garfield

Garfield

Just playing with words..

Limerick Gertrude

Limerick - Gertrude

I probably have known her !

brief affair

brief affair

thanks John

Clip Clop Mirror Poem

Clip, Clop (Mirror Poem)

Ladybee42 a while back set me the challenge to write a Mirror poem. Finally got around to it. Does anyone else like to have a go.

P S PU

P.S.PU

I was writing her a letter the other day Thinking so hard on what to say Roses are red and violets are blue There's a skunk in the garden, p.s.pu I know you expected more lines than this Please understand my love I'm dancing the polecat twist

My Cat Snores

My Cat Snores!

My cat, Tordi Boo is the first cat I have ever heard snore. You have to hear her to get a good laugh. Days come when I'm doubled in half. Thanks. Have a Blest weekend. Hugz everyone! Smile and share the fun. No snow just sun. Love & Peace, Pink.

CS Poets I need advice

CS Poet's: I need advice

Ok, I've watched The War of the Worlds reruns five times this week..lol

Its a Wonderful Fishing Trip

It's a Wonderful Fishing Trip?

Mixing a parody I saw on Saturday Night Live about the movie It's A Wonderful Life. In the movie Mr. Potter never gets punished for stealing the 8,000 dollars from absent-minded Uncle Billy. In another SNL parody, Dana Carvey playing George Bailey gets a mob together to beat up Mr. Potter. "I don't want the money, I want a piece of you!"

Want Ads 1863

Want Ads 1863

Saw the movie Lincoln and was really impressed with the acting. It is rare I see a movie that makes it to the Acadamy Awards. Now and then they get it right with the oscars they give out, most of the time they don't, but I have a feeling Lincoln will get some awards.

Electronic Jargon

Electronic Jargon

just a little horse play !

If Superman was

If Superman was...

If Superman was fat, Who would he be? Maybe a pizza guy, Or someone like me. If Superman was sad, How can we cheer him up? Maybe bring a circus clown, Or Morgan special brew tea in a cup. If Superman was mad, Who can save us from him? C

Where i have have not been

Where i have &have not been

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don'

Champagne shootout

Champagne shootout!

Just an amusing sidelight..lol

the worst of times

the worst of times

Ummmmm Yeaaaaaa That was not a SHE OMG!!!

Inerasable memory Kickit22s style

Inerasable memory - (( Kickit22's style ))

^__^ My first time trying to write a poem in "kickit22's style". lol "Breaking point" VS "Inerasable memory" LOL | (( Poetry Activity Exercise!! JUNE/2011--by Jazzy75 ))

Tiny In My Eyes

"Tiny In My Eyes"

This was a poem that I wrote with a self-inflicted time restriction... I had 10 minutes before a particular meeting started and I wanted to write a poem within that 10 minute time frame... this is what evolved.

Wet Dream

Wet Dream

Just checking to make sure everyone is awake out there. lol

Wifi Love

Wifi Love

Had to update this poem, wrote it a while ago when you used to connect to the internet with a modem so now it's been changed from modem love to wifi love

Three Wishes

Three Wishes

WALKING ALONG THE BEACH I CAME ACROSS A LAMP OLD AND TIRED IT LOOKED SO I TOOK IT HOME AND GAVE IT A WIPE OH BLEES MY SOUL A GENIE HE DID POP OUT BIG AND HUGH AND SMELLING OF STOUT WITH A MIGHTY CRY HE BELOWED OUT YES MASTER WHAT DO YOU WANT

A sonnet ordered me Violante

A sonnet ordered me Violante

Not easy to translate it from spanish, I'm not sure if everything can be understood.

Did I miss something

Did I miss something???

LMAO~~~ just my luck

Last Beer

Last Beer

Written purely for fun and I cast no aspersions on any race

Poets corner

Poet"s corner

It concerns our poet"s corner-The way I see some poets on our Poet"s corner .. I tried to write with humor and a little bit of irony))) sometimes it's just getting very funny ..

Mine to Keep

Mine to Keep

Tragedies and disappointments of life

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