Breathless
You thought what? Shame on you :)
The room
New stuff...
Bill's Challenge to me
I wonder what you other poets can do with them lol ps there is a time limit of 30 minutes to write something with them
Eulogy For HD
A bit of humour
duck suspect
a non smoker has entered horrifying details how he kills little ducks babies, this serial killer has come into the ducks life, left a brutal comment, he, in response to his comment the wolf is on the prowl, every inch of ground i hope he is
I CAN'T REMEMBER -- author unknown
I'm 70years old, I read this poem for the first time when I was about 8, my mother had got it from a friend at work.
Jim
An accident happened to my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomatoe at him Tomatoes are soft and usually don't hurt the skin But this one a 'specially packed in a tin! :-)
O Gee, I guess...
A friend from southern rock band asked me to write a quirky song that they could use as an icebreaker. Now they want more. LOL
Just horrible
ya it is just so horrible walking in your sleep.
"Rover come Over" (Humor)
The affection a dog has for it's owner.
Nutty
now you may think I am a guts to fill my belly up with nuts but you can take this as my word just as a squirrel makes his hoard I will be here cheeks so full each time I feel that nutty pull when pecan nuts on pecan pie or salted cashews catch
dream vs. reality.
LOL.. dream vs. reality. that's all i can say.
time and light
i don't know guess just got bored.
a walk in the bush
As i walk through the bush with the wind blowing my hair. I looked up an saw birds sailing through the air Then one dove down an i did leap straight in a dung heap. I was covered in odor. How i wished i could have got a cold shower but not until i re
Invisible
those folks with no pics who is forever promising one and those who put a pic but you get nothing else and you wonder if they are even human....
Still Clueless
True story
HOOKED
lol.....xxx
Thutan Kahan
Translated from the long dead language of the Curtains (pronounced Kur-taynz)
Secretary's Memo
Secretary's Memo Poets Corner will accept applications for contributions, only when all criteria is fulfilled, !: You must be constantly drunk on spirits not properly distilled. 2: You must be mad, half mad won't do, you must be comple
Total Rubbish!
Look, did ya not read the title,,,,I warned ya!
And The Question is?
I've been reviewing the situtation, contemplating my mental state, It's been a long time coming, and I hope, not too late. The one thing that seems strange, and causes me some pain, That creates a strange illusion, Shorting signals to my bra
I Am So In Love With You (rewrite of Poetnumber1)
A collaboration between Poetnumber1 and myself. He provided the original poem 'I Am So In Love With You' to which I added my twist. Poetnumber1 and myself hope you all enjoy this read.
Ode to a computer
I do not have an explanation for this one....Do not have a clue why I wrote it.
candy heart
if i forgot anything just imagine its there to
First and Last Meeting
Can anyone relate to this?? Where do those socks go????
Thoughts on Time
I think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue a few more cuts this way, but I have not written about "Time" since then!
Drink me
I do write quite a few funny ones too
I am slightly insane
Cupboard oh i may slam de doors shut Or nicely open them.... But just for now Let them midways Between the two tides Sane/insane
MEN
WHEN I HEAR A MAN SAY FRIEND WITH BENEFITS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. YOU HAVE THEN CHEATING MARRIED MEN SAYING " SHE DONT MAKE ME HAPPY". GET HER A DAM BOOK AND LET HER LEARN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. BUT IN REALITY HE IS A LAIR. HE JUST WANT A FOOL HE CAN LAY WITH WHEN EVER HE HAS ACHANCE TO SNEAK AWAY. HE TREAT THE OTHER WOMAN JUST LIKE A WHORE BUT THE ONLY THING HER SERVICE WAS FOR FREE. LADIES FIND YOUR OWN MAN.
An Immodest Proposal
It's fun and it's free!
Late for work
Got up late, I must get to work The boss will be waiting and going berserk Only 30 minutes to get there on time A 20 minute drive so i'm cutting it fine A quick cup of coffee, so tasty and pleasing I jump in the shower, the water is freezing No
My First Time
I wrote this years ago during one of my spontanious creative/artistic moments. :)
Inscrutable!
Little things.......LOL.......Andrew.....xxx
TERRIFIED
First day back in the classroom
Faulty
Ok so I wrote this because a female asked me to be totally truthful and then she laughed at me because I had nothing to hide. Truth this has always been one of my problem with females they don't like to hear the truth.
JohnRyan2004
There was a lad called John Ryan Who tought all the lassies looked fine He charmed them well Then rang on their bell But he got the wrong one this time. Hope you like it you MUPPET mr 2004
Sweet treats
A yummy yummy couplet
The viral blues
Happy New 2022 to us!
Doctor jokes
Merry Xmas, can't resist a few jokes
IF
The importance of such a little word...
What is a soulmate? Lol.
The difinitive guide to soulmates ----------------------------------------------------------- 1. A soulmate is a woman who saw me standing on the street corner staring aimlessly into space and said hello anyway because I looked so pathetic. 2.
I AINT NO QUITTER!
I know I'm strong willed, of that there's no doubt, I don't give up easy, I don't mess about, And not to continue, well, its not part of my plan, I won't quit, it's not in my remit, you do if you can, Now, thats the end of this ryhme, and I thi