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Fun with Lumericks

Just having fun with Limericks folks new to this.

A Limerick for a Leprechaun

A small figure leapt out with gold. Storms can get bogged down on his foretold Mischief lingers in his mind Hot air blows him up wide Reaching the top of a flower load

'The Supreme Sensations'

Who does not like a good made salad? Hope this humors up your day!

Putter Gooder

Putter Gooder

It’s always fun to share a little hillbilly humor with you all in my native dialect……but we do make language fun up here in the Upper Appalachian Mountains….

Reality beckons

Reality beckons!

I won't respond if you say this or that, I won't be available for nonsense chat, I won't accept text or anything next, I won't reply if I think you lie, I won't be here to communicate, I won't, I won't...this is so......why am I alone?....I just

Raddly Daddly Doo WooHooo

Raddly! Daddly! Doo! WooHooo!!!

Let me know if you want to read the rest

Mountain full of Gold

Mountain full of Gold

Is a music like I toke as a poem

Mods

Recently a poem of mine was deleted without explanation Not only is poetry a form art and self expression but historical documents giving reference to thought and feeling a particular moment in time. Lots of writers and artists have faced this situation The poem had comments and views. So I wrote the poem opening whoever decided to delete this work of art?might find the courage to explain why

Worlds Head Honchos Playing Hide n Seek

"World's Head Honchos Playing Hide-n-Seek!"

This whimsical poem anthropomorphizes global organizations as players in a game of hide-and-seek, symbolizing the complexities and hidden actions of global politics and economics. It playfully critiques the elites who navigate these institutions, subtly wielding power. Despite its light-hearted tone, it acknowledges the grave consequences of their decisions. The poem aims to make the abstract concept of global governance relatable, aiming to provoke thought and discussion. The poem was written with a spirit of light-hearted cynicism, highlighting the absurdity of these power dynamics, yet it carries an underlying hope for a more transparent, shared global governance. This ode falls under the category of "Satirical Poetry." Satirical poetry uses humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. In this case, the ode humorously critiques the often unseen actions of global elites, symbolized by leaders of major international organizations, and their effect on world affairs.

Easy Living

Easy Living

Wrote this 6-9-2023. I thought of writing something Rock off a scale of the days of yore of Rock! Perhaps something like a modern-day oldie with rock, blues, and jazz style, or maybe something more The sound somewhat modern studio wise, but the vocals, the group, very old school style. Let's day the 50's early 60's? An interesting aspect, eh? lol Until then

Life is Great

Aint life funny especially these days lol.

Are You Willing

Are You Willing?

Wrote this one 4-7-94. A real off the wall poem instead of a usual song, but when you look back almost 30 years later, you wonder what the Hell was I thinking or doing at the time when I wrote this! lol Until then...

Vegas

Vegas

I wrote this in 1973 in Florida

Someones

Someone's

About sums up my day. ??

English plurals

English plurals

These English rules...

Hold up

Hold up

Just having some fun with the word/term 'holdup'...;-D

Southern Santa

Southern Santa

Santa's equivalent

Horse jokes

Horse jokes

There's something about horses..

All you need

All you need

ok I'm idle, writing some rhyme, I should be writing about spring!

Forest is going to Heaven

FORREST GUMP goes to HEAVEN The day finally arrived when Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well,

CIRCLES OF LIFE

CIRCLES OF LIFE

Remembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was.

When Cupid gets Drunk

When Cupid gets Drunk

* Luckily, he missed! (I had fun writing this)..

My Remembering Ability Is Aging

My Remembering Ability Is Aging!!!

As we age we tend to lose our ability to keep up with some certain things as human not because we are clueless or careless but because nature can't be outrun so its a gift of life we should appreciate as human.

Silly Rhyme

Silly Rhyme

Just having fun with rhymes....

Words Of Love Act 1

Words Of Love Act: 1

I sketched this down in 12/93. This is one of three I came across.

Some Things Rhyme With Orange

Some Things Rhyme With Orange!

* A hill near Abergavenny (in Wales), popular with hang gliders ** An English surname....note: any resemblance, to any person (living or dead), is purely coincidental *** (Naturally this poem contains some assonance)...

Be real Ace Poet Part 2

Be real: Ace Poet Part 2

Original lcbr poem (edited slightly)....from the blogs....(A bit of shameless self-promotion!)

The blogs are ok

The blogs are ok

An original lcbr poem, (from the blogs)......

The Old Codger

The Old Codger

I talk to the old codger But he's an old dodger As sly as a wisp of smoke In due proportions Not gross distortions I now beseech You old bloke To present the question (That's just a suggestion) In format that's not from Mars Or have y

Pythagoras

Pythagoras

The marvel of the Ancient Greeks.... The term pi, was not used by Pythagoras, at the time...(hence the inverted commas)....But it amounts to the SAME thing!....(The ratio of a circle's circumference/diameter), and he DID wonder rather a lot about that!

Animal jokes

Animal jokes

Brighten your day

Poets corner

Poet"s corner

It concerns our poet"s corner-The way I see some poets on our Poet"s corner .. I tried to write with humor and a little bit of irony))) sometimes it's just getting very funny ..

Why

Why?

Why?, Why? does there need to be an answer to existence, Why not exist? No one knows, where we go, where this all goes, if we could only stop looking, we may enjoy being here! Lets all just drink Tennessee whiskey and then go to bed!

Venting

Venting!

And the cost of living is rising faster than the tide, We have no control, just along for the ride, I can’t go on holiday, I can’t go away, I can’t be there, and I can’t afford to stay, Foreign interference makes life a misery, for all of y

Just dont

Just don't!

Secret intelligence from the survelliance "mast", shows life cant continue, it's growing too fast, ozone layers, emissions from cars, carbon footprints, it just can't last, The earth is heating up all too soon, the ice cap is melting, it's no

List

List

I've decided to write my bucket list......... 1. Mop bucket Thats it!

Really its only paper anyway

Really, it's only paper anyway!

I HATE when people tell me money does not grow on trees, its so annoying, I KNOW MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, I looked! But where does it grow?, not anywhere you or I know, tis in the coffers of the rich and powerful, in foolish hands, in fore

Onward we go

Onward we go.

The art of communication has changed, rearranged, instead of "I said", its now, "I was like" instead of " I said back" it's "I turned around and said", so they are constantly turning around (for no reason) being like something (for no reason) and T

Older questions

Older questions!

At twenty one and twenty five, you wonder who will be alive, at forty one and forty five, you just don't know who will thrive, at fifty one and sixty one, you wonder why you're not gone!

Gardeners Dilemma

Gardeners Dilemma!

Marigolds in June can thrive, its Cosmos that do survive, in April and May, who knows what to say, but certain roses bloom all year round, Chantilly Lace shows its grace, but Cinnamon Snow is the way to go. I think, well, it's swim or sink!

Dedicated to the day

Dedicated to the day

filling in time, Happy Easter all

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