the lamp above tomorrowland
call it sunlight,i don't care ! for all anyone really knows it could be a giant red squirrel or a colour in bible oh tomorrowland kiss me hole ..............
The other Abominable Snowman
time waits for no man but it has to for this Abominable Snowman. I watch the sunset yet in the backround a radio plays what's another year by johnny logan .. holy f*ck... think I'm about to throw up .. but glad all the sam
The end is near
time to push the cow off the cliff what a nice sacrifice hope God likes it ! now time for a beer
The Jessetradamus Prophecies (Mr Cafe Challenge)
Mr Jim I also see in my visions that you will return my over due library books
2014.. Challenge ( What is your prediction) ?
Today you get to be a prophet, or prophetess. Your mission, should you decide to choose it, Is to divine the future and determine what state of affairs the world will be in by 2015. :The sky is the limit and you choose the topic. If your pr
Fanatical about Film
Mrs Magoo went to the cinema For the price of a shilling She thrilled to see: Cads Bullet-Proof-Monks And an exocet - shot up her own derriere! 'This is great what's next' she exclaimed Until I came along to rip out her poodle 'There's
down and out in area 51
what the f*ck goes on there at the weekends ? drinking beer and line dancing ? so who's taken the ufo horse to france ?
Holy balloons on the moon
I am winter when I am Africa and Africa is me in summer time floating down the Mississippi with holy balloons on the moon !
I was goofy off- lol
I came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quite purple the flowers crimson red, vermilion streams and crystalline dreams danced around her he
TENNIS ANYONE
There used to be a girl at tennis who always put the second tennis ball down her front whilst serving, not seen so much these days as modern girls tend to tuck the second ball into their pants!
Malibu
The sun beated down on me As I laid on the shore The salt is burning my sun burnt Skin In my delirium of dehydration I think I would love some water But with fair bit of Malibu.
Mama's Advice
Enjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have ever seen.
Telecom
Just a bit of nonsense.
.........endless coffees............
Ciggarettes to endless coffees. Quiet as easter.
Broken Man
Men and their cars!!, the great compensator, I wrote this about four years ago, it still makes me smile. We used to have a funny night on here, those were the days, for those who can remember.
looney
Crazy?... Why does everyone keep saying that?!
Secret code
Break this code O maidens and win a one month stay on a Pacific island with La Cafe all expenses paid. La cafe +maiden=(lipstick+wine), @ straw hut times seashells. Bare feet (moonlight)=wild laughter+screaming from mountain top (..dash.dash
" Awesome Kiss "
I posted some dark ones recently. This one is a lighthearted view of " The Corner ". Thank you for the inspiration dear ! He He.
inside ruins
i wrote this beating the chest for you laughing in a mad way sweet cinders my hair is growing long ha ha a big beard on my face just sinking deeper into the moss a gorilla just laughing at my own joke my mother today
Universal poems
All languages have their poems But in translation lose something Images retained and their metre See arabic and german to english For all that the sound is not right The answer is to learn languages Live long and master them all Live a thou
Maud
I sat in the garden alone The hibiscus in full bloom I was waiting for someone I thought of the man waiting for Maud Crying”Come into the garden Maud” Did she ever appear? But Maud had gone That was her name ‘Gonne’ Actress and feminist in h
Lily O'Pink
Lily O'Pink was famous for her vegetable compound which always gave some relief, the principal ingredient being Opium.
a treasured rose
a special gift from the light within
Who viewed me?
Who I ask..viewed me? Could it be you? Was it your sister? Or perhaps your mother?! O, 'you said your cat stepped on your phone and pushed the view button' Then tossed it to the dog A pup you call Mutton And don't forget the bird with its t
boxes
I pack my life Inside my boxes My first Lots of room I have As my life spirrals Lots of things I collect Memeries that I want And those that I want to forget The bad time out way the good times My dispair no time this box is full
extracts
Do you recognise the poems these lines are from?
extracts
The sedge has withered by the lake and no birds sing Is there still balm in Gilead? The moon walks the night in siver shoon In the winter of my discontent And yet great the day of joy to be born as the waves ripple over sand whilst greasy J
If I Only Had An A##
I saw this parody of The Wizard of Oz song "If I Only Had A Brain" on the Dana Carvey Show. He was one of my favorites on Saturday Night Live. He had some great impressions including the church lady, Ross Perot, and George Bush.
Spring cometh!
In the winter months you would find me sleeping in my cave The bones of weaker prey are sprawled about None dare awaken me for death would be certain Yet my deep slumber is disturbed by the sent of female With a snarl I warn all would be co
Wayne's Challenge 2
Wayne maybe this is a better try. Thanks all for your read
Chauvinist
A somewhat inflammatory gesture from an old male chauvinist,now reformed I hope. The submissive trait lingers in many women as evinced by the popularity of certain publications.
If Only I Was A Poet
#5 Just something that leaked out my pen and formed before I could count to ten
I got a kiss!
I got a kiss from a little girl, I was twenty and she was twelve, I smell jasmine scent on her face, She blushes and pull my hair! http://photos.connectingsingl
What?
Did I say what? O, you must have said something.. I mean.. what? O...you need more coffee? Ok Well..It's............ FRIDAY! Yessssssss!
A drunkards poem
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How much is that snake in the window?
How much is that snake in the window? The one with the six hairy legs How much is that snake in the window? Look, it sits up and begs I’m going to Hell in a hand basket And my sweetheart a present I’ll leave With the snake in bed curled aroun
Ninety Nine Bottles
Just a bit of humour
My Mama's gun
she's fine now, thank god she don't own a gun !
Three's Company
I got seasons 2-8 on dvd from my library. I have always loved this show. John Ritter was the glue that kept this show fun. They tried a spinoff called Three's a Crowd, but it lasted only one season since Jack wasn't playing off the girls, Mr. Furley and Larry. The show ran from 1977-1984.
The Family At Number Seven
I once knew a man who had three legs He was married to a woman who had two heads Now you might think that they looked strange But they were happy and couldn’t care less They had a son who had a rather long tail What the tail could do is beyond
back on track
Like a railway through a mountain pass,her eyes they shone like crystal glass,her ways were from another time,she had my heart, this heart of mine,but as the winds of time blow by,she dumped me for another guy,I no longer take the train
More Jokes
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.