Drink it all away
Lil song I wrote...
Fish guts
Drunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing trip Along with all this alcohol Sh*t I think I’m getting ripped This dodgy food and drinking A
Tardis (Scene 2)
Off again, missed the grab!
Tardis (Scene 1)
Off again!
Zombie Love
She's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter Call it zombie love We dance so slow it's called a zombie waltz And when we talk it's in the l
Do not leave without a comment
Do not write a poem, when silent speak in silence. Do not feed the demons, biscuits and watermelons. Do not say to sitting ducks, that they're fierce dragons. Do not give lame excuses, to play with trolls and maidens. Do not kiss and
Humor under an apple tree!
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
Humor under an apple tree!
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
Fred the Pig
There once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his bed.
The Cat in the Hat
just a bit on nonsense
Nowhere
running in circles going nowhere fast round and round I won't last Spinning my wheels like a clock times my enemy tick, tick tock To make do with what I got that I do and do alot I guess I'll run perhaps break the cycle I c
mr bee
Ha bee it you and me in this field of delight..... ha yo take it slow only you have flight.....ha wasp dont accost Im just passing through...... ask the bee his by the tree he's found a flower thats right......well wasp was I right Im just passing th
little ditty
a joke is a joke a poke is a poke but no poke that is no joke
ALIVE AT 65
I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th.
Blind Date
An oldie and a goldie.
Anchored.
Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor You have hanging there! Is it quite robust? Is that a spot of rust? Allow me to clean it It needs a wome
World in a Half Filled Cup
Just a bit of fun. =)
LOVE AND TOLERANCE
MY QUOTE
THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE.
PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES
DEFEAT
PARABLE
daddy long legs (crane fly )
a lighthearted take on the lil critters
David Letterman
Stephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year.
My bro jim,
I just saw another poets poem called jim and I too have a brother called jim, He is a character and very funny ,,we miss him but he be home soon with girlfriend and will be a dad soon ,,
Jim
An accident happened to my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomatoe at him Tomatoes are soft and usually don't hurt the skin But this one a 'specially packed in a tin! :-)
Caught
one day with my heart beating out of chest speeding behind with all the rest officer pull me aside and I said to him but offer I was not the only one speeding an he just pull out his pad an pen and said with a grind son' have you ever gone fishing
BEYOND THE VEIL
SOMEONE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID THAT LIFE WAS FULL OF OBSCURITIES MY ADVICE WAS THE CONTENT OF 'BEYOND THE VEIL
I Eat Peaches
I eat peaches for breakfast one before brunch an 3 before dinner an 4 before lunch I eat peaches on my way to school on the dive and into the pool people call me a peach eating fool I eat peaches here I eat peaches there I think there's peaches comi
7 DAY FORECAST
A TYPICAL WEEK IN MY LIFE!
I wonder
Influenced by a astronomic bionic visitation, Don't tell the pope,
THAT BOOK YOU STOLE
Found in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown.
Being New
Being new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality kicks in and with so many proflies it seems ya just cant win.. To be alone is gods great sin.. Messe
METRO P.C.S.
INSPITE OF LITTLE MISSHAPS; I STILL FIND IT; THE BEST ON THE MARKET!
I have been thinking.....
Really though does anyone else out there think the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy are in cahoots of sorts? Or as i like to call the Toothfairy, the body parts mafia! Well i mean you lose your teeth at first as a young child but hey there is it.... m
Time Ticks Away
Time is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock the seconds tick away Time gives us daylight and turns into night Where has the years gone
Competition de Flatus
Thank goodness I was in the back row and managed to crawl out
Greedy date haiku
My tummy is full just finished a cheeseburger finished with those fries?
AFFAIRS
YOU'LL HAVE MANY OF THEM, UNLESS, YOU DON'T CHANGE, YOUR UNDERWEAR!
who are: you
Who are you On mounted pedastals High above You look and stir Motionless You stand Jessters in hand Poissed in figure Cold to touch Vains deep Marbled white Elegant figure Moulded from life Chisled jaw figure smooth Young
ME
just thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same.
Peach on the beach
The sea looked inviting one hot summers day , So I took off my socks and made my way where ripples glistened in the sun, My skin glowed like a hot cross bun, I forgot to bring my speedo swimsuit The guy in the water looked kinda cute,
Ants
Do you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my sun lounger one hot summers day . I saw hundreds ants come out to play, Tho they weren't playin