Bus, Plane, Train and Automobile
Heading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a bottle We're getting rid of these label wines To replace them with our own There was sparkling st
Early Morning Action
Even the dog is make believe
I Am So In Love With You (rewrite of Poetnumber1)
A collaboration between Poetnumber1 and myself. He provided the original poem 'I Am So In Love With You' to which I added my twist. Poetnumber1 and myself hope you all enjoy this read.
Just one of those days ;)
always upbeat and positive ... except for today !
Steppin In It (hilarious poem)
When ya gotta go...ya gotta go. lmao
Ode To Poetnumber1
This is not really his girlfriend.........she said no
Kickit
A new game of kickit as described in the International Rules For Kickit.
Gypsy Rose Lee
My name is Gypsy Rose Lee For a mere pittance you can enjoy All your dreams I'll make come true Look at this luscious body Firm hips and juicy booty Soft billowy double D's Smooth flat stomach to tempt you on Will do a belly dance for you The
Just Another Day At Work
Not really the people I work with.....I think
Ladies: 'Your Profile Reality Check List'
just for fun...
Wanna Hear a Secret
yeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!
SELECTION OF
AWAKE AT 2.30 AM WHEN THESE CAME TO MY HEAD
botany
I once knew two sisters aptly named Flora and Fauna I coulda loved them both for sure I was a goner Flora was a flowery lass pretty Fauna was easy to envy both sisters planted kisses on cheeks so warm and friendly Fauna could change chrom
French Onion Soup?
Just a fun write. Actually wasn't THAT bad.
Strange but true
Whats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to mine, hey we're just not the same, And your clothes look funny and strange to me, its ok, uniquen
ANOTHER DAY FOR MAIL
THOUGHT MY MAILMAN WAS THE CONFUSED ONE.....
But did we?
I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, to possess our soul, their big and strong, been around a while, why, they've got panache they've
Pretty Lady
I was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited to dinner, with disastrous results.
A Terror For The Chickens (Fox Version)
Everybody wants to get into the act. Now the fox demanded equal time.
~~~~Richness of Writting~~~~~
I hope you enjoy writting as I sure do and any thought is good as long as you enjoy writting.
A Terror For The Chickens (Alternate version)
The cat came and complained. It demanded right of reply
A Terror For The Chickens
The cat really did chase the fox
Nonesense
I was going to use a brick to get it down
THE KING IN THIS HOUSE
Don't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is neither sensitive about his age OR his weight... lol!
date with destiny
caught a glimpse in the deep bush glowing eyes of red in the distance silence of several days unheard noise coming from the woods not even a leaf swaying in the wind for there is not a gentle breeze a look back a jack rabbit running across the
I'll Put A Spell On You
Bats wings and lizards tails In this broth I am throwing When I'm through mine you'll be You just wait and see my dear Long line of witches I am from And this spell I am casting Once eaten you are all mine Come here boy, come on Rex Good boy,
My Dog Rover
My dog Rover speaks to me A vocabulary quite extensive It's true, I tell you without a lie He won't talk to you,I don't know why He's smart and clever and full of tricks He taught me to pick up sticks Now is the time when all tings must end An
Did I miss something PART 2
Steve here ya go.. It was probably better in your mind.. lol I still Have no clue what he meant
Cirque du Poetry
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Cirque du Poetry Come inside and you will see The most amazing poetry Here you find the Ballad Poem Tis a story, tale or legend There is also the ABC Where poems run down the alphabet Let's not
Monorhyme 2
Just a fun write
collection of one liners
trying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained.
Kissing on the Roadway
I was almost challenged to write this. Who am I to disappoint a beautiful lady.
Death is Coming for You
Let me look who's on my list For me to be collecting Don't know why they scream so much When I come round calling Could it be the clothes I wear Or the scythe I am carrying I try to be humorous Say knock, knock death is calling No-one laughs,
Jingle-Bells, Osama Smells
Dont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)
Bentlees Block Haiku
Words stuck in my mind refusing to be released being obstinate
Pedal to the Metal
Please do not try this at home. This was done by a professional poet under strictly controlled circumstances.
I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DO
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
think twice
I tried, no I didn't I wanted to, but I didn't I realized then I opened my eyes was gonna sing but the windows broke before I could yell out that note it was a shattering experience I got glass in my eye no I didn't but it was worth a try
Enjambment Poem
Today I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and pulling And I think I've caught one My mouth is salivating In anticipating fish dinner Damn t
koan zen
zazen hours over the invisible ocean..
Did I miss something???
LMAO~~~ just my luck
Cant Sleep
sleepless nights