Limerick Romeo
An old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too slow.
Marty McCloones' Binge
I'm just in a silly mood !! Hee Hee ! It happens sometimes.
wrapped in a riddle
boredom...looking for some acrostic input (and I do apologize)
Limerick - Oldtimer's Disease
There's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how many she's laid.
limerick 'ODETTE'
There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.
Limerick Frugal
A wise man, maybe he lives in California
Come to Strawberry Street!
It's only Tuesday?? lol.
The Great Esacape
More nonsense and chuckles .
Chicken and Dumpling Stew
Just a little nonsense to brighten up the day, I've heard that chicken stew is great, to chase a chill away !!!
It's True I tells Ya
If you know my countrymen from down Nova Scotia way,you will know they have an accent and way of speaking entirely their own.I love them dearly,and dedicate this wee poem to them." Day may be de only ones dat understands it" Hee Hee !
smiling at narcolepsy
it's just me laughing at my own recent insomnia...i'm not a doctor but would imagine narcolepsy and insomnia to be related...haha
Gunfight in the Sun
I thought maybe,with all the broken hearts on this Forum,a little levity might be in order. After all it is said " Laughter is a good medicine ! "
Where is my car?
This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park in lane number 7.
Surprise Limerick
There is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.
Please nice lady
I could not help myself. After receiving about the tenth email today I had to let my humour run loose. One was from a woman from 'England' claiming to have a Phd, yet her english skills were abysmal.
Sands of Time and Birthday's Whine
About my Birthday...
Humorous Sonnet
You wish for me to write a sonnet Words of love dripping from the page But then you come and insult my bonnet Did you not think that would result in rage Your
check into debt
These places should not exist, like legalized gambling, it is a hidden tax on the poor and uneducated. The nastiest call I ever got was from one of these places for a nephew who shares my name.
Frustration
Ah yes LIFE!!
borrowed time (song lyrics)
had a jazzy blues tune for a couple of yerars and finally got around to writting lyrics I think theres a message in there somewhere. but definition is in the definer so ..enjoy..mick
whistling dixie
if you don't know, i can't help you
No Ticky, No Washy
No ticky, no washy No shoes, no service No squishy, no squashy No keys, no office You snooze, you lose No prison, no justice No respect, no love The good and the bad The ying and the yang Things have a way Of working itself out
Faulty
Ok so I wrote this because a female asked me to be totally truthful and then she laughed at me because I had nothing to hide. Truth this has always been one of my problem with females they don't like to hear the truth.
gonny no' do tha' tae rabby
must only be read in your very worst Scottish accent.
How to get a man
Watching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two cents.
The Visit !!
What boredom can do to one!!!
Broken feet
Bart said the pimp sent a short message l wept for thee at ten to three
The S Files
These are the stories from the S (sock) Files. These files are secret and kept from us by the government. I have risked my life to bring this to you.
just stop
Just stop for once dont want to hear about the night you had the argument with dad dont care just stop for once all i want is a breather from all your bull that your feeding me, im full shut up JUST STOP im crying here cant you see?
Glider limerick
OK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy...
TEDDIE GOANNA..A.R.R..
JUST ABOUT A LAZY GOANNA..
you know.........
Part of the human condition
Local Politics (Macduff's Just Because Challange)
Well....placing some folksy diatribe about politics into a most colorful local "Hill Farmer" vernacular requires some skill so that means in order to meet Macduff's challenge and only slight variations of spelling and language that sounds more like the folks back here in the 'stick's would reckon. Hope you enjoy !! :)))
Doggonit............[morgen challenge]
Having a go ..............inspired " Mr Carl Barron "...........he was on tv the other night ..............i dont think i ever laughed so hard in all my life
'Who's Land'
In a rush to get to an appointment this morning I rushed out the door into the front yard and stepped right into a very large pile of dog? @!&% boy was I mad! So on the way to the appointment I thought of this one! :)
Just Because(Macduff5 Challenge
The temptation to take up Macduff5's challenge is strong. I started thinking of being Jamaican but filed it for another time
Doo Ahh Diddy Diddy!!!
The Poem says that!!
What have I been doing...
Want to be No.1 comedy poet ...now I am 1'000'000 and counting ,999'999 more to go ...
My Imagination
imagine this
My quantum lover
It's the weekend! Let's get some poetry up in the house..lol.
'The Girlfriend'
Oh, I guess that I just wanted to write something whimsical and funny. Hope it can make someone laugh! :)
The High King
Short and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish.