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Cafe Challenge/Who is she?

Who is the female movie star I'm most attracted to. There's actually 'maybe' three or four that are very close but the one that drives me crazy you must guess. Do you really know the kind of woman that can pull my chain? Take a guess. She's a mo

Broken Man

Men and their cars!!, the great compensator, I wrote this about four years ago, it still makes me smile. We used to have a funny night on here, those were the days, for those who can remember.

Rattles

just some black humour!!

HO....HO.....HO!...........lol

I BELIEVE!!!!!......xxx

ARE YOU A FLIRT? LOL no I'm not!!!

LOL I am happy to write it and you MUST enjoy reading it!!!! My COMMAND))) LOL I'M SORRY I'M KIDDING))) >_</// I just love FEBRUARY))))) AND I LOVE YOU ALL)))) ^_______________^

FRIEND

AN HOUR ON TNE TREADMILL,, :-)

ALIVE AT 65

I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th.

Poet's Corner Bash

Sorry but there are only so many names I could use, would loved to have used lots more. If by some chance you are offended and don't want your name used please let me know and I will replace it. Thanks all. Addition thanks to idea by elo.

a mad week in the mountains

i almost cried bought a cheap gas bottle a friend was up visiting said a neighbor moved out gave it to him saying its almost full saying its three times the size of the gas bottle which you have there how much do want for it i said

The Jessetradamus Prophecies (Mr Cafe Challenge)

Mr Jim I also see in my visions that you will return my over due library books

Lets Bake a Cake

I think that hen will be Sunday dinner

2012.. It's Apocalyptic!!

Uh..lol

The Horse from the Course (challenge)

Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrote it - b/c I like to be silly sometimes(& I've been told I should write a poem, tho I don't agree LOL) how I was feeling at the time - ambivalent... but brave for Dog(It's a Dog's Life poem)

looney

Crazy?... Why does everyone keep saying that?!

A drunkards poem #2

Once a pun a TIm e.. ¥ 2 +9 ------- = 4 ANy wa y. On ce a pond a t ime a wom@n went to LIVE I n thE woods She ESCAPED from the IRS.. $ She said thE IRS was a Whore$ She traveled dow n a Narrow path And a green Chicken chewe

The BIG 60th

Hi, This is a bit of fun on my Big 60th B/day. Not looking for any B/wishes or anything.

Belly Dance (quite the challenge)

On my recent trip back from the U.S., I did manage to bring back my Bellydance workout DVD, my portable DVD player & even another voltage converter... So this challenge is quite timely --& I've managed to get to just the start of the arm & hand movements... & the ending on this poem is fictional(I hope..)

MY only GUY..at night..:")

I'm so in love , I'm soooooo in loooove with you...Mr. Pillo---w lol

"Shove Off"

I think taking a cruise would be a GRAND WAY to experience a bit of change from the mundane, day in, day out routine of life and all the hurdles that come with it!! Never been on one myself, but would sure enjoy the experience! Especially since I don't know the guy looking at me in the mirror anymore!! Anyone want to take me on a cruise with them? :-)

Monkey Gong

Breathing in than breathing faster, A perfect disaster this life of mine. I need a drink while I'm still here waiting, For this to all to be over and I'll be home. To sit by myself and think for a second Turning into minutes and now hours long.

just fun riddles

...Q. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?.... ...A. Watch this closely, I'm only going to do it once. ..1. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? ..2. When your one gallon piggy bank is emp

invisible ink

i know i couldnt read it either

Woman Wanted

How I came to write poetry

Lol or what?

High Noon (Morgen and Cafe lets duel)

Hey that was fun all in fun to respond to Morgens poem Indians and Cowboys and Cafe left a comment so I am calling them out to meet me High Noon .

DADDY DADDY!

Inspired by a funny story I heard

Castle coffee

Anybody want a sip of this coffee? Come on now don't be shy. Lol

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND

Just a silly little poem about us girls and our eye makeup

Are you insane? Check yes/ no

A lil fun on Monday night? Can't take ourselves to seriously can we?

Old Man Winter

I don't play well in the cold..lol.

Apricot Wine

Thought it time for a Chuckle.

Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet...Dreams

Well, MacDuff suggested a Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet poem, and this is the best I could come up with! Sorry ladies.... maybe I need some lessons in romance! I'm available for tutoring! ;-)

Hard times

LUV YA..

SELF HYPNOTISM

self administered pep talk......Impossible?......LOL.....Andrew....xxx

Return of the Admiral's Cake Trolley ~ Rob’s Style

In fond remembrance of the Cake Trolley!

Sorry I have a secret that I haven't told you!

LOL I think it's funny but my friends at work told me this is bad dead joke.. Y_Y lol so I just try post it here too... lol just wanna prove that my friends told me lies or my joke is really dead..+_+ LOL

TALES FROM THE OTHER SIDE....(LOL)

LOL......second of these....the first being Elroy.....Andrew...xxx

Cake!

Yeah, it is rather flattish. That's because I don't own an eight inch cake pan. Used a ten inch skillet, hillbilly style! :D

Stuck in Snowville

Just askin'....geez!!!

MEOW! lol

It's a lovely cute cat!! lol Meowww --- you can find it as 'ecard' also, I just created it today! lol ...just in case, you wanna send to someone you like.. Meow! lol