The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 2 of 4)
This story was inspired by Cheech and Chong
Surprise Limerick
There is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.
Where is my car?
This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park in lane number 7.
check into debt
These places should not exist, like legalized gambling, it is a hidden tax on the poor and uneducated. The nastiest call I ever got was from one of these places for a nephew who shares my name.
Nothing Overlooked
Nothing is more than just a simple word Its an adjective, a noun, it's a subject,or a verb Whats in the box? nothing at all Anticipation with excitement or disappointment
She Who Lives In a Cave
I once knew a Lady who lived far away In the hillside a cave her abode On her knees she would pray every day Send someone for me to love Up on a charger rode a knight It was the one with a massive V8 For you my Dear a dragon I’ll fight And t
GOOD MORNING!
lol....just a few of my thoughts on that Mayan calendar thing..... Lots of love to everyone and a merry christmas and happy new year to you all...whether you know me or not!......Andrew...xxx
10 Cents a Dance!
Ten tickets please!
billy done run wild
soomebody stop me...
Then God Said
I figure if God creates everything, then everything has to be created by him, kind of like Genesis continued.
kickits challenge (purple pendragon?)
phew tough one
Fill...
Think about it, this can reflect many situations....
How I Love To Fly
As we soar into the sky I scream - 'we're going to die', And I hear the mutters of disgust At my making so much fuss, So I order a double whisky Even though I know it's risky, Then dodge the glares from the cabin crew Whilst dashing franticall
I've been ransomed
I languish in chains..
A Penny
this is how my luck goes most of the time.if ya believe in lady luck well she sure was.. this is not a true story but way my luck goes it very well could be.lol..
silly questions that don't matter just for fun.
yes i;m bored. and a little down tryen to lighten myself up.
The Need..
The Need makes us dance to a tune we'd rather not The Need keeps us pushing harder and harder The Need says the goal cannot be reached The Need makes us angry when we see others have found their prize The Need makes us wish for ano
Be Hypnotized Here!
This reads like a Friday night poem..lol.
Just Another Day At Work
Not really the people I work with.....I think
Gypsy Rose Lee
My name is Gypsy Rose Lee For a mere pittance you can enjoy All your dreams I'll make come true Look at this luscious body Firm hips and juicy booty Soft billowy double D's Smooth flat stomach to tempt you on Will do a belly dance for you The
A Terror For The Chickens
The cat really did chase the fox
Lord Camuel Arnauld Vampir (The Bride)
Come my sweet invite me in For I shall be your secret lover Bare your neck to my naked gaze I can see a vein there pulsing My kiss so hot will boil your blood You'll soon swoon in my arms Not yet my love not yet First I need to feel your lif
a pint of love sir ?
invitation card...
aspergus moon
doctor roland/mysterious lorentz
The long awaited New Years List
Feeling better..
Feel Free To Outrave Me
If you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... triste...trigon...macchia...maduro
Since I don't have you...
Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.
Briefs or Boxers?
Just a bit of fun so you don't all think I'm some deep dark melancholic freak... Oh - your opinions on the dilema would be appreciated :o)
~~~ Lucky Number Is Three ~~~
Always like the odd number three 3 is the number on my chart... ~~~ Monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do ~~~
In the Cellar
To apply for room ring 666roomforrent
Stop Stealing My Sun
For all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)
Red X
Funny what you find on the road these days
to ponder
ah....it's soon eve to the leaving my entire family is soon to be gone! my wife and son are going here and my daughter is going there I can't celebrate.... I'm not exactly happy about this I can't mourn... I can't even commiserate.... but, si
country or city
think i'm little bit of both..lol....not too much country not too much city is there such a thing.
What a To do
Where do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaking, too "Look positive" people tell you but they ain't got rain in their shoe.
10th Dimension?
Poetry in Motion? Soph xx
Gold Digger!
uh..I'm gonna go with gold digger? lol
Or Would We ?
My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much fun, but mum's the word on who the guilty party was. I'll never tell.. Sisters just don't snitch on each other. Oh I guess 1 small hint can't hurt..it wasn't me.
I can't find what i'm looking for
I know that you are here I sense your presence near hidden from my sight i’ll not give up my plight I don’t know where you hide but time is on my side I’ll search the whole place through Eventually I’ll find you The world turned upside do
four by fifty
dedicated to a gently wise Englishman
chased rites
sum vary waisted thyme...
a soft answer
Some people say fight fire with fire but i do not agree fight fire with water it may get put out very possibly as to application fire are arguing words water is the softer reply we can try