BAR--FLY
a typical weekend night for me,and for all you singles out there!!!enjoy.
What Am I?
Tired and Just messing around lol
frasier or seinfeld
entertainment on tv sometimes it can be fun other times it can be annoying there is always a different reaction people see things in their own way
A Yarn
Beware of people on this site who are from Anywhere? Makes you wonder........
April Horror Show
Hi All, Just a bit of fun!!! (please tell me what you think) TD
Smile
lets all sart smiling to people, try it it works, and maybe we could all make the world a better place to live
Wifi Love
Had to update this poem, wrote it a while ago when you used to connect to the internet with a modem so now it's been changed from modem love to wifi love
Shake My Soul
May I just say, this was actually written as a funk song given to a friend who has a band. LOL..hope you all like it..
Someone's
About sums up my day. ??
Ten Little Boyfriends
Just a fun poem based on TEN LITTLE INDIANS.
Cow Attack
A little bit of light-hearted humor and a smile for you all. :-) "Roy" is my cousin, and he did find the truck and was instructed to get it cleaned out- white glove style- Cost him a small fortune, but it was well worth it. He was also instructed to put leather scented air freshener in it. The windshield was replaced as well. The 'ol truck was sold to a 16 year old boy who had been dreaming of some wheels of his own. :-)
Online Dating
A fun tale about the trouble with online dating.
Xmas card from a broad
toying with "a letter from abroad.."
Pepperoni logic
Playing with Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic, a classic..
English plurals
These English rules...
Two-thirty
musing on the day. What's your favourite time?
Earthquakes In Alaska
The weather is too hot to go outside I've watched so much tv my brain is nearly fried If I could find a cave I would have a cool place to hide I would like to go somewhere but I hear they started having earthquakes in Alaska Well it's either c
Senryu too!
I woke up this morning, I'm glad that I did, but what a suprise!!!!!
Horse jokes
There's something about horses..
When Cupid gets Drunk
* Luckily, he missed! (I had fun writing this)..
Pigeon
Everyday I go down and read to the pigeons. We have an agreement. I read to them and I take one home for dinner. Pigeon 1: “look it’s that tuned loony who thinks we understand English!” Pigeon 2: “I thought he was talking to himself?” Pigeon
Cluedo
Running through the characters for fun
Jeeves
Jeeves of course was the butler.
CS women have treated us guys unfairly..
Ok guys listen up. It's high time we group Together and make a Battle plan if we are going to survive the Feline tribe.. I've sent scouts into The CS maiden camps And I'm told they've Been beating the War drums They were seen building Bam
Ten Little Girlfriends
I was looking through some of my past attempts at poetry and I found this one. I thought I'd submit it to such an esteemed site. Remind me to write the book someday. My thoughts are when it comes to girlfriends never over complicate the issue. It will do your head in!
pink...
Just having fun! Take care. Blessings, Pink.
Abe and the girls
Another bible classic
Dedicated to the day
filling in time, Happy Easter all
the "Raven"
the 'Raven' is a diner that lapps the sea foreshore it haunts my mangled memory as it raps upon my door apple tart and finest cheesecake when I can't eat no more yet alas quoth the raven : ordermore! broad bearded, prone to rages I ha
Contains Quinine
Tonic water and Cuba
Swipe Right
Swipe right My daily rite (For as a man I need delight). Swipe left I feel bereft (Although it's quick As I am deft). Swipe right Maybe some night She will let me Be her knight. Well, I'm alone (And all out of fight) Today I'm d
daddy long legs (crane fly )
a lighthearted take on the lil critters
LOVE AND TOLERANCE
MY QUOTE
World in a Half Filled Cup
Just a bit of fun. =)
Blind Date
An oldie and a goldie.
Nowhere
running in circles going nowhere fast round and round I won't last Spinning my wheels like a clock times my enemy tick, tick tock To make do with what I got that I do and do alot I guess I'll run perhaps break the cycle I c
The Spirits of Christmas
Written for a contest about Christmas... I thought I would take the different option when talking about the spirits of Christmas. I have made a little video of me reading this poem on You-Tube http://youtu.be/VwhoBMA_w0w
Poetry Piddle:))
It isn't hard to be a Poet,,, To write a bit of Poetry,,,,Isn't jolly hard,,,,, Just write a load of Blahdy Blahdy Blah,,,, Some poets think they're smarter,,,,, In words they think is Banter,,,, Are they really such a Martyr?,,,, Let the battl
Does my Bum look Big In this?
Now I am 53, and we all struggle with our weight except for the lucky few. For all of those who struggle like me to impress when I look in the mirror I become depressed. Man or woman, brother or sister, we all know we have so much more to offer from within. So I say to you all, be yourself, be true and love will come to you. Good luck.
Betty Sue
A true story!.. Name was changed to protect the innocent..lol
Dumb and Dumber 2 Movie Review
This was one of the most anticipated movies of the year, and boy what a let down!
Bill-----Limerick
There was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill