The State Of Play
Whats the state of play?,, what do you say?,,,a level playing field?,, an equal connection? or something weighted in your direction? let the games begin,, fact or fiction, good or sin,,,,lets play it fair,,stand on the line,,me here,, you the
Very silly poem, number 3
Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xxx
Me and You!
There's two, there's me and there's you, together a pair, soo interesting they stare, we talk aloud and sing in unision, a conflicting complexity of pathetic derision, you speak, say the first line, I complete thats neat, its yours and its mine
Secretary's Memo
Secretary's Memo Poets Corner will accept applications for contributions, only when all criteria is fulfilled, !: You must be constantly drunk on spirits not properly distilled. 2: You must be mad, half mad won't do, you must be comple
The Neighbours
Look I was bored,,,, no excuses,,, don't know any of em really! okk,,,I forgot me meds,,,,,why are you looking at me like that?
OH jOHN
There is nothing like the written word To give form to feelings past unheard 'Tis as if the writer were on a mission To release years of shyness, inhibition To leave the buttons off is best we can all go weak at your manly chest Whilst naked c
Oh Carol
Oh Carol Its time, gotta release, gotta show, gotta rip off my shirt and go, gonna live like a caveman, and roar like a lion, Im from another land, the land of zion, I gotta unleash, I gotta release, tie up loose ends, brains overloa
just some funny to share...no poetry
a time prior to everything being scripted
I AINT NO QUITTER!
I know I'm strong willed, of that there's no doubt, I don't give up easy, I don't mess about, And not to continue, well, its not part of my plan, I won't quit, it's not in my remit, you do if you can, Now, thats the end of this ryhme, and I thi
And The Question is?
I've been reviewing the situtation, contemplating my mental state, It's been a long time coming, and I hope, not too late. The one thing that seems strange, and causes me some pain, That creates a strange illusion, Shorting signals to my bra
-She's a Winner!
We drove there fast, couldn't be last, she sat on the chair, hot curlers, hair dye, cut it low?, cut it high? I dunno, you know best, want to stand out from all the rest, hot air, style with care, extensions for hair, WOW, she's there! back in
Meltdown!???????
Lifting the veil on reality, Contemplating, preceptions, totality, seperating real from unreal, imaginary, planetry, halle berry? Slip a word in here or there, does anyone really care, its poetry in motion, or something wrote, took a notio
Winning Ways
I'll put a 50 on Gazebo to win, She's a sure bet, its not a sin, At 100 to 1 I know where she's been, I really can't lose, gimme the phone till I book a world cruise, I'll sit over there, smoke my cigar, call me to collect, I wont be far, ok
Ah well!
Got a fetish you want to come true? Say it to me I'll do it for you,,,,, I smiled and said,,I've got some of those,,,,,open your mouth and suck on my toes, her mouth fell open, but twas not for me,,,you can f##k off,,, it never will be,,,she s
Orange Dream
a silly dream, huh?
Breakfast at a Diner
Funny thing, I enjoyed a meal at an all day breakfast joint. Before I wrote this.
Girl Scouts
amazing grace...I found this exchange interesting and thought that I would share it...
Pattern of Beats
Many sounds and beats in the world keep us moving through our lives.
No Sweatin' in my Sweats
Sweats, the 21st century's leisure suit Cozy, comfy, and mosquito proof. Sweats are not for perspiration. Don them now for relaxation. Red and yellow, purple, blue. Sweats come in
RAPPIN’ WITH THE MONEY MAN
Yo, boy! Oh boy! Come rap with me. Let’s go find some real money. I’m the man who has the dough And all the things you ought to know. Yes, I have just the loan for you. Buy a nice shiny car and a big house too. Just sign right here on the d
untitled
this poem is about being able to handle even the nasty dark early in the morning with a little help from ur bff..........LMAO!!
"winter twenty ten"
“winter twenty ten” why does it snow and never stop in a winter that knows no bounds the ice and rain in a world of cold is a cocktail that quenches no thirst the buzz it brings isnt pure or fun it is numbness instead, with a splash of brrrr
'Two Spinisters'
We are the two Spinisters on Drynam Sure everyone knows that They say we are too tight to get married And that is a fact Some other's say we are crazy Others say we are too fat But sure i say it takes A lot of money to put on all that We
These Pickers
Blood stained fingers and mucasy clothes. Why do these pickers pick their nose? Didn't their mamas ever love them, or the man in the sky up above them? Is it natural instinct? Who taught this trade? They pick, look, and smile at what their no
Iwannabeahadeda...
Dedicated to my friends, the hadedas...
Cyberstyle
dont even go there, chavo
Pers Profile subparagraph (a.)
like a carpenter's auger to stone, not likely to work very well lol
grumpy old men/gone past caring.
wrote this poem,to perform it on stage,at a charity event,I helped organise,planned for good friday,at the boathouse bar,salisbury,wilts,it's a comedy& cabaret night,hopefully it will attract lots of people,to contribute to the charity funds.
"Riding high"
a blast from the past...circa late 60's
The Wish List
I sat down with my nephews once. We decided to have some fun, the list was actually 10 pages long and more kept on going. I had to live out some to make it short, kids today have strange ideas and their thinking is quite unique. I was embraced by them, it made me feel younger again and proud to be their uncle. Have fun.. let the list continue.
"i don't know why"
“i don’t know why” dogs hogs pigs frogs each make noises all their own some can live together some only live alone the mailman is always late but it doesn’t matter the dry cleaner doesn’t take you seriously a flat tire on the freeway and y
Wonders of the World
Just a little something to give a smile.
"he # 2"
”he # 2” he shoulda been a lawyer he used big words he coulda been a writer he knew about verbs he mighta been a carpenter didn’t like sore thumbs he tried to think like Einstein but was a little too dumb he thought about the situati
Mushy Guy!!!!! : Fun :O
Oh, darling, I love you Oh, my Juliet, I love you Oh, Mom, I love you Oh, Dad,I love you Oh, my friends,I love you Oh, sky,I love you Oh, tree,I love you Oh, kiss, I love you Oh, hug, I love you Oh, you,I love you Oh, me,I love you Oh, th
Note Of Contempt
Only joking-it's just a bit of fun:-)
I met you in my dreams (part two)
As I have said in part one sorry it is so long.Still hope it brings a smile to your face
God's Wonderful Railway
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or "the wrong kind of snow"!!!! :o) You may laugh at this poem, but it is VERY true to life!! :o)
"Rover come Over" (Humor)
The affection a dog has for it's owner.
I can hide in a box
I can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have a smile I can jump high, can you just like a kangaroo I can sing a song but my tune is all wrong
desperate
Just for laughs. I dont like my romantic life just now and I love to fun myself, gettin old I guess
acid
life is like acid.......... lets trip.