You do my head in
Based on my lovers experience and an age old problem
Your Dog
This expresses my frustration with neighbourhood barkers, as boorish as their owners!(Yours excluded of course!). But this is a lovers tiff and Gus is really well today!
With a little Humor...
Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!
Haiku-1
summer's day sunny tranquil garden cat's crap on my foot heeeere kitty kitty kitty......
little ditty
a joke is a joke a poke is a poke but no poke that is no joke
THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE.
PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES
Humor under an apple tree!
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
Zombie Love
She's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter Call it zombie love We dance so slow it's called a zombie waltz And when we talk it's in the l
Tardis (Scene 1)
Off again!
Tardis (Scene 2)
Off again, missed the grab!
Fish guts
Drunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing trip Along with all this alcohol Sh*t I think I’m getting ripped This dodgy food and drinking A
David Letterman
Stephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year.
Being New
Being new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality kicks in and with so many proflies it seems ya just cant win.. To be alone is gods great sin.. Messe
I have been thinking.....
Really though does anyone else out there think the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy are in cahoots of sorts? Or as i like to call the Toothfairy, the body parts mafia! Well i mean you lose your teeth at first as a young child but hey there is it.... m
ME
just thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same.
The Name of the Muse
Have you consulted your muse lately? I always figured mine had to be slightly crazy, that is the only explanation for some of my poems.
Dank Pants
A fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he went with his pants all dank.
the friendly dog
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own
Play on Words
Sharing mussels can be whiskey
so good
SO IS WANT EVER U THINK IT ?
time travel
To travel In time a very different place To the future Or to the past To allter are mistakes To change what will be To end are hard times To fix are past To mend are mistake To end the past Are new future we will create A life of wa
Mental health shop visit.
I was advised to visit your shop All things are not too happy up top You may need some introspection To prompt you back in the right direction I hope you suggest a road toward The Man, who cuts your family with his sword On our path
no driver
Into the taxi you climb Destination a voice is spoken Destination given Naught to sixty in ten seconds You sit an ponder Watchin the view Clenched buttocks You sit and smile You trust the driver with gritted teeth Hand clench ed Y
I Am The Best
I wrote this poem because I was bored
Earthly Beings
Earthly Beings I'm searching for an earthly being who would appreciate a space cadet. Sometimes I suffer from loneliness, just to have someone aboard my ship. I’m still looking to explore this thing called sex that all the earthly beings talks so
Circling bulgariaism
nice poem about about
Should'nt should have should'nt
Bit of a time wrap!
Sometning Rreal
Greetings professor how goes it? Like every thing it just goes on How it is all the same and no fun In the midst of life we are undone Robots in the thrall of machines Sir, it is not easy being human Aye and there’s the blow When you r
MAXILLAE THE SKELETON~COMPLMENTORYPOETRY
http://www.clker.com/cliparts/b/2/a/a/11954337581357827998skeleton_friend_afief_02.svg.med.png Maxillae the Skeleton was looking for a date Being rather fussy she had to be the perfect Vertebra Flat Rib Cage and absolutely no meat No rounded
Ecstasy 575
only problem here Title?==2hours!
Shady Lady
There once was a pant-less lady she sure was rather shady now spied by two grandee's they pulled down their braces and gave her lots of brandy making this lady so bawdy
karma...........
i always wondered if this fella would haunt me ..........he he ......i think i have turned into the pain in the butt this fella used to be ......if only i knew
A Scousers Xmas Tale
For those who do not know Scousers are from Liverpool, and within UK renowned for being scallywags' or thieving gits, so to keep in tune with trend of self humour I penned this to make someone grin or even dare say smile, if it does then its been worthwhile.
Will Ferrell
Just saw his latest movie, loved it. It was very funny like all the movies I mentioned. Will has been in many others too, but these are my favorite ones. His homeless art class model from Saturday Night Live is my favorite bit, second would be his mean boss interview with Pierce Brosnan.
The Photo
I love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched honest.
A take off of the Taming of the Shrew!
Woman's lib How does one cope ... Lol
Shadow Shadow
I Can Hear Her Move. In The Pitch Black Of The Night. She Hungers For A Moon. Care She Does Less For Light. My Heart She Will Have For Dinner. She Will Spade My Soul With A Spoon. I Lie Still In Bed. Afraid To Nick A Move. She
like hallmark i think
hallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol....
TENNIS ANYONE
There used to be a girl at tennis who always put the second tennis ball down her front whilst serving, not seen so much these days as modern girls tend to tuck the second ball into their pants!
Holy balloons on the moon
I am winter when I am Africa and Africa is me in summer time floating down the Mississippi with holy balloons on the moon !
the lamp above tomorrowland
call it sunlight,i don't care ! for all anyone really knows it could be a giant red squirrel or a colour in bible oh tomorrowland kiss me hole ..............
extracts
Do you recognise the poems these lines are from?