Show me the way!
...Was it something I said...?
Marriage[ Andrew's 50 word poem]
Just a bit of fun on a Sunday evening
50 Words (50 Words challenge)
I once tried a poem with just fifty words- The start was quite easy- the middle a treat; When reaching the end it just went to the birds- I cut that piece out, which turned into a feat. I tried very hard to make sure it would fit; But then I com
The day I met you (Hummor)
A face that only a mother could love Hair that is matted and full of fleas I would have likened your voice to a dove If it didn’t sound like snapping trees A body that’s curved in all the wrong places Covered with hair from your head to your t
OOOOOOH!...YOU ARE A ONE!
Aha!...holiday season is approaching...soon we will be invaded by thousands of Grockles....lol....Andrew...xxx
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 2) lol
Hope you enjoyed reading this, as much as I enjoyed writing it..it was great fun.....Andrew...xxx
them lines
dem lines, dem lines...
Voices (sequel to fright night)
this is a true story. scared the heck out of us at first. still makes me scared the first moments of hearing the voices and seeing a light on in the living room. all of the kittens watching tv. i went into the kitchen got a bottle of whip cream and sprayed them all. they loved that. kept them from watching tv the rest of that night tho.
Peggy and the Owl
Just something out of a funny conversation today
Just horrible
ya it is just so horrible walking in your sleep.
The Nothing Verse
A poem from nothing about nothing when nothing comes to write about
Bad Golf
This was inspired by Leslie Nielsen and his golf videos.
poetry and poets
just doodling with words
Love Scale
Just having fun with numbers..lol
botany
I once knew two sisters aptly named Flora and Fauna I coulda loved them both for sure I was a goner Flora was a flowery lass pretty Fauna was easy to envy both sisters planted kisses on cheeks so warm and friendly Fauna could change chrom
think twice
I tried, no I didn't I wanted to, but I didn't I realized then I opened my eyes was gonna sing but the windows broke before I could yell out that note it was a shattering experience I got glass in my eye no I didn't but it was worth a try
"Roll Out...Roll Out....Step Right This Way"
I had to hurriedly jot this down for 'she who must be obeyed' needed her personal aide for something (I coulda' used this service!). But imagine the scope of ideas that I could have explored...alas(sigh). I may become a lifetime member of MABBS.....
i woke up nevermind.
if this doesn't work i'll delete but gonna see how it goes. the end is an actual joke tried to incorporate that as a punch line.
Only You (but) Nevermind (lol)
oh yeahhh.... lol Ref : as below
Monorhyme
Something different for fun
Alien (Revisited)
One of the first kids poems I posted on the site..
creation haiku
episode amour population explosion a slap and a cry
Nature unkind to me
Hope of a hopless man
growing up
I want to be pissed off I want to lash out I want to let self pity explode in a shout I want to be reckless and do stupid things I know its destructive, regrets all it brings But damn its annoying to hold it all down, wait till it disip
Kickit's (challenge)
Poet's practice pleasing prose prolifically penning plentyful poems perceptively penetrating peoples pensive propensities Writers write weighty words warning who's waring willingly when winters wise women wear warm wraps worring woefully where
You Meeting.
a poem written back the front, last line should be first and first should be last try it and see what u think. The title is back the front too Thank you
Poets Corner
Poets
Predictions for the Future
Just having some fun with future telling. The Mayans had their shot and blew it, let's see how good I do. One of the funniest bits on this subject is by Dana Carvey on SNL. You can find it on SNL Collection: The Best of Dana Carvey.
The Ten Commandments?
I heard this comedy bit by George Carlin about the ten commandments. He pared it down to two. Thou shall be faithful to provider of thy nookie. Thou shall try really hard not to kill anybody, unless they pray to a different invisible god than the one you pray to.
What's Your Elf Name? (Look and see!!! :))
Little Holiday Fun... (This was taken from an untitled web source)
Frankenstein's Diary
I always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein.
Please nice lady
I could not help myself. After receiving about the tenth email today I had to let my humour run loose. One was from a woman from 'England' claiming to have a Phd, yet her english skills were abysmal.
Limerick bachelor's maid
brawdy? you bet !
public announcement
no your right not a poem but ahhhh what the
The Poet
I'm not giving away the secret :)
A Thousand Challenge
I'm not really a poet, but I do have fun adding to something someone else starts! :) P.S.Hi Kickit!
gonny no' do tha' tae rabby
must only be read in your very worst Scottish accent.
My quantum lover
It's the weekend! Let's get some poetry up in the house..lol.
Just Because(Macduff5 Challenge
The temptation to take up Macduff5's challenge is strong. I started thinking of being Jamaican but filed it for another time
The Loo
1 The Toilet is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, system A and/or system B can be used, details of which are clearly marked in the toilet compartment. When operating system A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron eliminator will be dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver coloured ring one inch below the connection point until you feel it lock. (This is only part of the instructions)
Cafe's ' Worst poem Challenge'
A fun thing..
Thunk (Worst poem)
A piece of slop..lol.